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16Oct
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-16

  • @ritchierocks I really love my vibrams. Takes a little getting used to and you feel like a hobbit but that's part of the fun. #
  • VideoAmelia 30 months http://t.co/aSteaxqy #
  • Still can't sleep tonight/ baby is kicking my ribs / makes me burp bigtime. #twaiku #twitterhaiku #32weeks #insomnia http://t.co/QdCZzhet #
  • “@GuyKawasaki: Depression unplugs brain’s ‘hate circuit’ http://t.co/TLpacX7B” intriguing. #
  • 32 week bumpitude. http://t.co/UdGsXAuN #
  • Hoping @jasonh comes home soon. I actually cooked tonight. Ddukbooki and miso glazed hamachi Kama. #
  • My kid is watching princess bride and gasping, clapping, cheering, and saying 'oh no' in all the best parts. <3 #
  • Baby Squee inutero supermodel profile @ UCSF – 350 Parnassus http://t.co/x6zuZre2 #
  • Pregnancy "fashion" is so absurd. My current outfit includes a sweater that makes me feel like a overweight flying squirrel. With leggings. #
  • @fnj The ability to eat chocolate icecream every night does little in terms of fighting crime, I'm afraid. =D #
  • @michinyun Traumatized by the single episode of Real Housewives of blah blah blah, I do not own a single velvet sweat suit. #
  • @cynk Right. This is pure sexy. http://t.co/GkeALIwK #
  • I'm at In-N-Out Burger (1159 N Rengstorff Ave, at E Charleston Rd, Mountain View) http://t.co/EKaEjjzw #
  • @thaoworra dubdub animal style #
  • The child giggles in her sleep,smiles,then raspberries. I shouldn't let her crawl into bed with me but it's so worth it sometimes #cutecute #
  • BATTLE @jasonh vs Amelia in sleep toss & turn. Rnd 1 goes to @jasonh for the armpit to the kid's head. Rnd 2 to Amelia for knee to his face. #
  • Since *I* am resigned to about 2 and half inches on my side of the bed, witness to all the tossing, kicks, and flatulence, I'M THE LOSER. #
  • @mzhummina 'go tara go go go' !!! Guess what the finger was doing just now. http://t.co/diqG7H9L #
  • I know I have like 8 more weeks to go but JAYZUS F'ING MERCIFUL CHRIST GET THIS KICKING THING OUT OF MY RIBCAGE AND BELLY. #32weeks #ohbaby2 #
  • I'm at Balboa Park (400 Ocean Ave, at San Jose, San Francisco) http://t.co/CA47ebdP #
  • @jacksonwest gogo! Go! in reply to dauger #
  • I'm at Hanuri (4217 Geary Blvd, 7th Avenue, San Francisco) http://t.co/ytzFJ4DO #
  • I always feel like a moron when I catch myself blowing to cool down my mool naengmyun. #itscoldkoreannoodlesoupwithicecubesffs #
  • @michinyun Force of habit with any soup. I know. Totally dumb. #
  • @michinyun I blow on gazpacho too. #
  • @michinyun pretty much. Plus some awkward dates where I burned my tongue and then didn't talk all night v #
  • @eris Sorry that we can't make it out but @jasonh Amelia and I (and the Baby Squee) wish you lots of birthday kisses tonight! #diytardis #
  • @Eris nao?! in reply to DJEricCubeechee #
  • Also! Huge bday wishes to @k tonight! We love you! #
  • @lucian @jasonh he's on a plane shortly and there thru Friday. #
  • “@paulocoelho: Sometimes our power resides not in what we do, but in what we don't do” #
  • Toddler Milestone: Amelia said "Potty" and ran to the bathroom, diaper was bone dry. Sat for about 10 minutes and then peed. #pottytraining #
  • MY GOD AMELIA WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP! Oh yeah! Friendly Family Filipinos fed you candy all afternoon. *Shakes fist* cc: @courtneyp <3 #
  • @jasonh @lucian Remote hugs to you both from here! #
  • Huzzah! The sugar crash! #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
09Oct
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-09

  • @JaredKim Just pop by Kukjea Market. Done. #
  • Season 1. Just started. My my my. Now I see what all the fuss is about. http://t.co/tmsWoiJJ @GetGlue #BreakingBad #
  • Best recommendations on where to find a reasonable quality afro wig for halloween. Yes, I'll be the big pregnant Asian woman in a 'fro wig. #
  • @jmcnally 7 giguntus months prego. Was planning to go but plans fell thru. Will hopefully see you again sooner than later! #
  • @craigcook tough! I called it! #
  • @lucian @jmcnally should I make it out this march I will host office hours for small gathering shenanigans only! #withscotchofcourse in reply to homawida #
  • @trademark pfft. I need to introduce people to folks like @kathunter former and employee at blizzard. in reply to aebs #
  • @trademark seriously. She'd fraggin pwn you so hard. #
  • I'd like to believe that it's not just because I have a vagina that I'm unable to get a boner this morning for #apple news. #
  • @inateapot Sending love and support! <3 #
  • Hot shower jettisoning water on my lower back + tylenol finally kicked in to address extreme pregnancy related back pain. #ohbaby2 #31weeks #
  • Oh! So today is National Taco Day? Does that mean ""All Hail The Vagina" too? #what #tacofest #totallyinappropriatemommy #itsnotasausageday #
  • Have only recently discovered UK Iron Chef and NJ native Judy Joo who will be a judge on #nextironchef Huge official foodiecrush. #
  • Big girl smiles ! I can't believe she's 28months! http://t.co/hSCGsC0j #
  • @flawedartist thank you! Miss you loads! Must meet up soon! #
  • @meangrape All the flatulence is belong to @jasonh. He's just a bit tipsy and I literally tossed a (stuffed) pink elephant across the room. #
  • I'm at Millbrae Pancake House (1301 El Camino Real, at Ludeman Lane, Millbrae) http://t.co/eX3ZxQaW #
  • I'll probably regret letting her have chocolate pancakes in a bit http://t.co/zdmYbaVo #
  • I think more folks I know will remember where they were at Steve Job's passing than when Osama Bin Laden was killed. #
  • 'and one more thing' … He will be missed. #stevejobs #
  • “The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.” -Mahatma Gandhi #
  • ? #
  • Counting the thousand different tiny ways that Steve Jobs & Apple have improved the quality of my life. There's so very very many. #
  • Thinking that intl facetime betw @jasonh and my child would be impossible without the imagination and dedication that Steve Jobs inspired. #
  • And lets be honest here, no one besides Steve Jobs and Archer can rock a black turtleneck so f*cking hard. #
  • You have to remember that very few people gave a flying fuck about fonts until Steve Jobs. The world is more beautiful and legible for this. #
  • And aptly, it's near bedtime and the child is crying out for her ipad. What a strange new world we live in. #
  • @Chuckumentary Overall, still I'd say a font net positive. =D in reply to JeffTippett #
  • RIP Steve Jobs. http://t.co/vVL37zdq
    I appreciate the Portlandia reference here too. #
  • Excited for tomorrow's shenanigans and festivities! cc: @overcaffeinated @sfcafechick #
  • Hurray! Miracle Day series just showed up on Netflix. http://t.co/jUEnT0HP @GetGlue @torchwood_starz #
  • Party ready http://t.co/AwG8Gf25 #
  • Walked out of the apt to head to @sfcafechick and @overcaffeinated boat party and the kid has a rollingpin. #thatshowweroll #
  • It's a gorgeous Saturday in SF. Everyone in my family is happy. We woke up and started the day with a group hug. #lifeisawesome #
  • Jumpy house @Joyent picnic http://t.co/KBSw0jQW #
  • “@questlove: headed to Defremery Park in SF to do a quickie afternoon set 330.” ahhhh in Oakland. Otherwise I'd try to get there. #
  • Kid's bedtime ritual. Bath by 8:30, Jammies by 9. Walk to bed by 9:20. Hugs & Kisses and a song by 9:30. Fake snores 9:31. Asleep 9:45. <3 #
  • Started season 4. http://t.co/tmsWoiJJ @GetGlue #BreakingBad #
  • @eingy I totally would. Booooo #
  • Mool naengmyun time! (@ Hanuri w/ @jasonh) http://t.co/nXwaxP2g #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
02Oct
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-02

Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
25Sep
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-25

  • @fordzilla and @tecgirl Thanks again so much for inviting us to your monkey's little party! Huge congrats and excitement! Squee! #
  • 2 year old kid sang "I want to party. It is a party. I have to party. I did a party. ! I'M ON A BOAT!" #wtfkid cc @andrewwk @andrewwkkidz #
  • Huh. Did the #emmys break twitter? #
  • BabySquee has proclaimed victory,dominion,extermination over belly button lint by pushing the innie to an outtie. #29weeks #
  • @ninavizz yup. Very normal. in reply to hesa #
  • @eingy Thanks so much for coming over today with Jin! That was so much fun and awesome and nom! <3 to you! #
  • Annoyed that this episode of Dora has a rainbow with the colors in the wrong order. Come *on* people. #dumb #
  • For proof that the animators at Dora the Explorer are morons. Rainbow with incorrect color order. *sigh*. #roygbiv http://t.co/HOdrMFUO #
  • The Girl who Waited. Jayzus this episode just made me tear up. http://t.co/vSzjnVwd @GetGlue @bbcdoctorwho #
  • @rekatz @jasonh and I were at the lovely wedding for @k and @c too. It was indeed a wonderful wonderful day too. #
  • @critic Too late. On the God Complex now. Half way through. in reply to blklstd #
  • @critic I hate when you're right. in reply to blklstd #
  • @jeff Peh. Alliance. (I joke! i joke! … mostly) #
  • Hubbycakes, there are 2 episodes of Extreme Home Makeover on the dvr waiting for you. I'll let you watch w/ the kid & a box of tissue. #
  • @jeff Nah, I quit when Cataclysm came out. Hope all is well with you as well. Cheers. =D #
  • Wednesday pigtail special http://t.co/Ba634fKU #
  • @lloydi @rem I've blocked hundreds and hundreds. #
  • Precautionary monitoring since I had a little spotting earlier today. Nothing to panic about. (@ UCSF Medical Center) http://t.co/MjV2HpTO #
  • @sadbear Hugs. Thanks again so much for coming to the rescue today. Amelia's passed out. i'm napping now too. Hugs. We still have ur monkey. #
  • Learned today that I have a fried cervix. Does that come with a burger? Who comes up with these names. #wtfwomanparts #
  • @ptaillon I soooo do not want Andrew Zimmerman anywhere near my ladybits. #ijustthrewupinmymouthalittlebit #
  • Instead of saying MINE, she says "Let me try" She's learned "No, Thank You" instead of screaming NOO! and punching #winning #notsoterrible2s #
  • Reunited Amelia and grandma @xlntjoy http://t.co/1IUZYIAj #
  • Apparently Yao ming ate here. (@ Beijing Restaurant ????) http://t.co/H2yUeyB9 #
  • Pebbles Flintstone with messy face http://t.co/WY8KU5qg #
  • My mom-in-law is in town and she's going to teach me how to make kimchi this weekend. Anyone else want in? cc @timferriss @eingy #
  • And yes, that's my white mother-in-law @xlntjoy who's been making kimchi for like 30 years. She's pretty pro. #
  • @amyupnorth Super happy birthday to you Sis! I'm so glad that we've been friends for like… the last decade! <3 #
  • Huge lovey congrats to @u_m and @cloudwrangler today! Love, laughter, happily ever after! Plus the great stuff inbetween! #cocktailsnlove #
  • @rekatz @jasonh @stefsull Nice! I proposed to @jasonh via Outlook Meeting/Ical request and we had a flashmob tweeted wedding. #
  • @eingy Hope Jin feels better soon! I know how hard it can be when the little bear is sick! =( Hoping for quick recoveries. #
  • @stefsull @jasonh @rekatz @garazi Adorables! #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
18Sep
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-18

  • I appreciate that this 9/11 anniversary comes on the eve of chuseok, a Korean holiday for remembering loved ones and giving thanks. #
  • Again! (@ Hanuri) http://t.co/GxXBjlD #
  • If anyone has tips on how to curb toenail chewing behavior in toddlers, I'd *love* to hear them, Yes. TOE NAILS. #
  • 'Do you want a bath?''Nooo''Do you want to go nighnigh?''Nooo' 'Are you tired?''Noooo''Do you want to pass out unexpe http://t.co/MrldmTE #
  • Indian food after midnight. WTF. I've got the heartburn regardless. Bring it on. #ifeatingspicyIndianfoodiswrongidontwannaberaita #badpun #
  • Today is Chuseok! Give thanks, remember and call your loved ones. Also, i insist, INSIST, you go eat Korean food. #chuseok #
  • Amelia refuses to accommodate mummy's wishes for a hanbok pic. http://t.co/toPYYiY #
  • I feel like I'm in a soju calendar. http://t.co/FOk11qJ #
  • @aprilini @ceedub How perfect! Don't be surprised if the place you wind up at is busy! <3 you both and congratulations again you lovebirds! #
  • @jef_poskanzer you can surely fund a new one ! #
  • 28 weeks http://t.co/tQ8fwj7 #
  • Child and I are having a little lunch here. Also picked up rice cakes for chuseok. #chuseok [pic]: http://t.co/sfBoyTr #
  • Jja jjang myun face http://t.co/8UYlwdW #
  • Dear bitch who doesn't know how to drive a uhaul truck. Try signaling once in a while. Pick one lane. Stop nearly Sideswiping cyclists. #
  • Holy crap that nap kicked my ass. Both Amelia and I have been knocked out since 5 or so. She's still cuddled up. #
  • @eingy @helava Most AWESOME parents! #
  • OH: "Like a pink unicorn shitting rainbows fucking a narwhal in the middle of your office" #
  • Here's why the Brits are fucking awesome: An episode of Shaun the Sheep has one of the sheep dressed as a Dalek. Season2 on Netflix. #
  • @charlobo Timmy is the baby sheep in Shaun the Sheep series. Spinoff from the Wallace & Gromit folks. #
  • @tara I did an open letter on my blog to my psycho ex landlady and tagged it with the rental's address so it'd come up on searches. #
  • Dear @jasonh,when you come home there are chores for you. Not because I'm hormone raging, but because if you don't, I will. #estrorage #
  • @tara FYI For reference. http://t.co/u4e9SRto #
  • @ChadScott @jasonh Not at all. I'm just tired. And I've hand scrubbed floors, started laundry, done dishes and deal w/ leaking ceiling. #
  • @tara http://t.co/hHCZmyL4 #
  • The child just invented an imaginary hand-held pet named "Sammy". She just *loves* Sammy, #
  • @photojunkie @jasonh HA. HA HA HA. HA ha HA ha HA. #
  • Really happy for all the folks at @joyent who have worked so hard to make the Joyent Public Cloud launch. @jasonh is lucky to have you. #
  • @Imanii_93 @iquote4love um. Blocked. in reply to tomahawque_ #
  • @jasonh @gruber @tferriss oh the memories! #
  • @tara Woah more drama eh? When is the move out? in reply to planetacanarias #
  • Victory! Child is napping and when tidying up her trains said 'cleanyup clean yup. Just like mommy. ' #ifuckingwinAtthismomshittoday #
  • Amelia gave a shoutout to Brooklyn for @baratunde ! Great seeing you! #
  • Family dinner before @jasonh heads to Asia. Again. (@ Hanuri) [pic]: http://t.co/Ugtw32rX #
  • @Aubs who got your piano ? #
  • @Aubs @helenjane lucky lucky! I expect updates of cello piano performances soon! #
  • In slightly unnerving parenting news, the child and I just ate her imaginary squeeking pet "Sammies". #uhnotsureifthatsawinorlose #
  • @baratunde Pescadero is lovely and right near Half Moon Bay. If you want to fancy brunch hard make your way to Cetrella. It's amazing. #
  • I know I have about 8 weeks or so left to go but OMFG I'm SO TIRED of my BELLY FEELING SO F*CKING HUGE AND INHABITED BY ALIENS. #estrorant #
  • @eingy That'd actually be awesome. Jason's away again until next saturday. #
  • @citymama Thanks! yes, another girl =D in reply to channelone #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
11Sep
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-11

  • Left the amazing wedding of #cplusa Amelia,party animal,blows you kisses and is passed out. So much love and congrats to @aprilini @ceedub #
  • My photos from the ceremony are now up! http://t.co/9XIdFCp #CplusA The lovely wedding of April and Cameron @aprilini @ceedub #
  • This a bad time to eat a microwave pizza.This is a perfect time to eat a microwave pizza.Fuck it.I'm going to eat a pizza. #27weeks #ohbaby2 #
  • I just voted for http://t.co/Rr6OxJy to be the face of @aboutdotme on a Times Square billboard. Vote for this profile! #
  • Amelia just woke up from a late nap to say "Boogie tweet tweet". I don't even know how to respond to that. #
  • Mousse from ricotta nutella powdered sugar and cocoa is pure win. Will sandwich between puff pastry I think. #cookingexperiment #
  • Nutella ricotta mousse has been Amelia approved http://t.co/oIGXV9L #
  • Nom nomnom http://t.co/HruUpq9 #
  • @misterjt nutella ricotta mousse in a puff pastry turnover thing. #
  • @misterjt following a meal of fusilli in a beef bacon and peas red sauce. #
  • @rosekimknits @yarnmarketnews OMG it's like Zentai meets Ravelry and had a unsavory affair. in reply to marxsismo #
  • Amelia's mind just blew up when I turned her "Doubyaboo" upside down and it turned into an "Emmah." #
  • The child had 3 servings of spaghetti this evening with a spoonful of peanut butter for dessert. Clearly I need to hose down the house. #
  • @fraying I admit, I'm annoying. However as a parent driver, I get super annoyed, more than ever, by tailgaters and reckless drivers. #
  • The child has a harmonica and her dragon hat on. Yup, no one's going to fall asleep anytime soon. #partytoddlerpartiesharderthanyou #
  • Jayzus I haven't synched/updated my phone in a while. This will clearly take a while. #
  • 4:22 AM. I just had to tuck an errant elbow and knee back into place. IN MY UTERUS. #oww #27weeks #ohbaby2 #
  • @tara GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! #
  • The child keeps on calling Swiper a Putz. Note: no one in my household is Jewish. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?! #wtfkid #
  • Treating myself because I'm exhAusted. (@ Hanuri) http://t.co/8Q9ZxQO #
  • Back again ! (@ Hanuri) http://t.co/IKWyM2m #
  • The most significant decision of the day, will hopefully be the choice between Ponies and the Zoo. Which would you choose? #
  • @mzhummina @betheboy @slackmistress don't forget about the aquarium and full size Chicago pizza that you had in there. #bountifulboobies in reply to arjanknaap #
  • @Xxxtine I don't have Starz so I'm not but I've watched all the previous seasons. Currently catching up on MadMen & Latest DR Who. #
  • Peoples choice wins! Thanks for voting! ;) (@ San Francisco Zoo w/ 5 others) http://t.co/w2ZZOmO #
  • Well, not 100% sure I'll be able to make it but I'm officially registered and have hotel reserved for SXSWI 2012. May need a roomie. DM! #
  • 10 yrs ago I was getting ready to board a flight from Paris to the US before our flight was returned to France and I wound up at a nunnery. #
  • @Weegee Joe's Cable Car oddly not on the list, but in the same price range. Tasty as hell too. #
  • “@nytimes: For our #Sept11 coverage on Twitter, follow @NYTMetro, @NYTimes and our list @nytimes/sept11, which we'll update all day.” #
  • Constant exhaustion coupled with hormonal insomnia and heartburn (not to mention intrautero aikido)is getting fucking old. #ohbaby2 #28weeks #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
04Sep
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-04

  • Playing tourist in our own city after walking in aquatic park. (@ Lori's Diner) http://t.co/NNVk3Fi #
  • Foggy day beach walk with @jasonh and Amelia http://t.co/hxgdIOC #
  • Moments before @jasonh gave a spoonful of ketchup to the child http://t.co/i3tiMc2 #
  • I unlocked the iPhoner sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/RNHrGVJ #
  • Happy Birthday wishes will not be delivered to the deceased Michael Jackson via tweet to this id. Morons. FFS. #block #
  • And seriously, what's the point of saying Happy Birthday to someone dead anyway. You think they care? #
  • While it's awesome I haven't had to trim the child's toenails in *weeks* it's still unnerving when she kisses me after chewing them down. #
  • I like the way my kid counts. "noine, ten, ereben, twelbe, turteen, pourteen, kitchen…" #
  • @willotoons Uno. Portable. Scalable. Fits in your purse. #
  • I am watching I Love You Phillip Morris http://t.co/rzqR4me @GetGlue #ILoveYouPhillipMorris #
  • @cindypon I used a spoon. Over icecream. No judging at all. =D #
  • @cindypon Amelia's asleep. Baby Squee (26 weeks) is kicking my ribcage something fierce. I think they're happy nutella kicks. #
  • @cindypon =D Thanks hon! in reply to KaanErturk #
  • I am reading World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War http://t.co/ctoqGTY @GetGlue #WorldWarZ #
  • The child is smacking her belly right above a clearly saggy diaper and staring me down as if to say "Bitch, really? I fucking dare you" #
  • Flirty! http://t.co/M3y7zlw #
  • Pickup of @jasonh (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ @themattharris) http://t.co/iX9hPod #
  • Glucose test. (@ UCSF Medical Center – 400 Parnassus) http://t.co/dSZ7wJM #
  • Why hello there! http://t.co/fagddRz #
  • Panfrying crisp firm tofu is deceptively easy to mess up http://t.co/l5iozLv #
  • Well, that was unexpected. The 2 year old just told me "Thank you Mommy, Good Job" and gave me a hug after I finished vacuuming. #ithinkiwin #
  • @cindyli Same here! I got mine done a few hours ago. *Head throbbing with blurgle blurgle blah blah* #
  • Ob appt. 26weeks+ (@ UCSF Medical Center – 400 Parnassus) http://t.co/0XpZkVL #
  • “@DeathStarPR: Love is like a Weeping Angel: it only happens when you’re not looking, then you get eaten by a hideous monster. #DoctorWho ?? #
  • @jasonh refers to the Beijing accent of Chinese as 'talking like a pirate'. His imitation sounds like a constipated pirate. #
  • @HowieDragon @jasonh responds "??? nan biao zi " in a super constipated pirate voice. #
  • Remember when it was only Yahoo that bought companies off to quietly kill them off? Google with another yet another startupicide. #
  • You know what's *not* on the list of properties/projects that Google's kiling? Google TV. Heh. Heh Heh. Heh. *maniacal crazy laughter* #
  • @moye Your baby has such a great personality. #
  • @Xxxtine @moye The only two compliments given to Korean children are "They are so handsome/pretty" or "They must be so smart". in reply to SimplyMilele #
  • The kid's napping and I blew all the time I could have used napping, myself, on dicking around on the intertubes. I hate when I do that. #
  • I'm at Poggio (777 Bridgeway, Sausalito) http://t.co/famXRWx #
  • The kid is telling me I need a pedicure http://t.co/JqafSC3 #
  • @misterjt I KNOW! She thinks its a game to tickle my feet like that. But I'm like "No, stop it, no seriously, stop it. Stop it. STOP IT" #
  • Well, that's a relief. She's switched back to chewing her own toe nails. Uh. Awesome. #
  • Back to business as normal http://t.co/4euTiFj #
  • This little piggy … http://t.co/70TC1FU #
  • I'm at P.F. Chang's (900 Stanford Shopping Center Bldg. W, Palo Alto) http://t.co/ruNvlXw #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
28Aug
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-28

  • @jacksonwest and Amelia http://t.co/9vgbOxJ #
  • @jacksonwest mama deaton and Amelia http://t.co/LYGURSw #
  • Desperately want the child to nap so I can conk out next to her in peace. #
  • Evaluating panel submissions for #sxswi . Hoping to help weed out SMdouchebags and funkless selfpromotional rubbish. #yourewelcome #
  • @moye You lie. i know you'd just plant a smoke bomb underneath their seats. in reply to KateMimosa #
  • @moye I'm afraid it would be more of a a #clusterfuckeria of folks self tweeting hashtags about their followers/fans numbers and influence. #
  • @moye *Throws popcorn studded with broken glass* #
  • @ekai @dutchashell My consulting advice – if it's Korean food, eat it. EAT IT. Even if it's moving a little. EAT IT. #
  • Tastes like summer!! http://t.co/OlLsieM #
  • Earthquake? Thank god. I thought it was the child inheriting her father's epic flatulance. cc @jasonh #
  • Wow. That's so weird. The planet is *still* managing to turn. Who'd have guessed. Still best wishes to Apple and Steve Jobs. #
  • I love technology. And my family. @jasonh and Amelia playing imaginary ball catch over ichat video while he's in Asia this morning. #win #
  • Anyone else have issues of watching Guy Fieri handle raw meat with his pinky ring on and getting into the mess? Seriously kinda ewww. #
  • I am watching Tangled w/34 others http://t.co/OmbK8EB @GetGlue #Tangled #
  • Fairwell to all my friends out at Burning Man. We still in SF refer to it as the Rapture. And enjoy the easy parking *everywhere* #
  • If there was *any* doubt that she is my kid … #kissingbandit http://t.co/dhBsXTy #
  • @amyupnorth I'm in love with Sophie! #
  • @seldo I've started world war z. Zombies! #
  • @amyupnorth I think I have the same hand crank pastamaker though I last used it to make dumpling skins vs. Pasta. Still, looks awesome! #
  • Amelia fell asleep with the lipbalm clutched tightly in her hand. Prepping to kiss @jasonh when he comes home tomorrow. #
  • @meyerweb just spotted your doppelgänger here in sf. Hai! #
  • Korean culture festival ! (@ Union Square w/ @xc) http://t.co/s2A0mhM #
  • At the 19th annual Korean culture festival http://t.co/rJoo57h #
  • With daddy http://t.co/RToziFz #
  • Node knockout (@ Joyent w/ 2 others) http://t.co/NSgUiTJ #
  • As said by the kid "Daddy, phone. Mommy, 'puter. Amelia, Ipad" as we all lie in bed together collectively geeking out. #
  • @michinyun @eingy Would be a bit crowded.=D in reply to teelanovela #
  • Praying for East Coast friends/family that they're dry, safe, and in good spirits. <3 to you! #chillthefuckoutmothernature #
  • @questlove @nato_caliph As the person of @mj, thank you very much for not accidentally mistweeting to me. I <3 you @questlove #
  • I think it's safe to say that #irene is out to get #jerseyshore #
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21Aug
0

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-21

  • This is a very crabby cranky day for Amelia and I. She's run off with my phone somewhere and lost it somewhere in the home. #ohbaby #crabby #
  • It's been 2 hours since the child ran off with my phone. Hopefully I can hear it and find it if/when it rings over sound of crabbykins. #
  • Finally. Have phone. Hoping for nap soon. *sigh* One of those days. #
  • @rosekimknits Yes. #
  • Being crazy is exhausting http://t.co/ZxlDdRV #
  • I'm at Foods Co (1800 Folsom St, at 14th St, San Francisco) http://t.co/y1pXjaS #
  • Cool. Got HBOGo working via laptop=>HDTV in the bedroom, skipping the DVR that we only have in the living room. http://t.co/NEoIbfV #
  • Amelia''s been playing in the bath with some tinted blow bubbles. Extreme purple. It now looks like she's bathing in Barney blood. #
  • Amelia keeps putting this in my pocket and I keep on humming Prince. http://t.co/P5kn3YC #
  • “@GuyKawasaki: Star Trek theme park to run on clean energy http://t.co/Ncthp9v” make it so! #
  • Coffee Icecream + Spoonful of Nutella + Chocolate Chip Cookie warmed up and crumbled on top = Pure. Fucking. Magic. #hellyeah #iatethat #
  • Nice. The kid woke up and blew raspberries at me as her first reaction. I get no respect. #
  • I know I must be doing something right when I have a coughing fit and the kid says to me "Are you ok? Don't worry. I love you." #ohbaby #win #
  • @xenijardin Oh, like the opposite of http://t.co/jtFfphH ? Maybe http://t.co/7s9JJcn and http://t.co/zmaVgVF ? #
  • @seldo Were that so, there'd be stairmasters in every bathing suit dressing room at the dept stores. #
  • I'm at California Academy of Sciences (55 Music Concourse Dr, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco) w/ 10 others http://t.co/8F4zwk2 #
  • Hurray! Spontaneous trip to Sonoma with friends! #
  • I'm at El Dorado Kitchen w/ @om @photomatt http://t.co/PZZiaUq #
  • Really had such a wonderful day today filled with good friends and laughter and pork belly and nutella cheesecake. So. Much. Awesome. #win #
  • Channeling anger into disappointment and pity. I think that's better than being just angry. But I'm honestly not that sure. #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
14Aug
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-14

  • Woah. Powernap was powerfulls. #didthetoddlerandireallyconkoutfor4hourswhyyeswedid #
  • “A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.” – Oscar Wilde (Hattip ML) #
  • Somewhere in my youth I signed up for the mailing list of a Startrek tribute rock band called Warp11. I have absolutely no regrets. #rawk #
  • Lyrics for "Shatner"
    He'll beat up Klingons and he'll blow up Gorn
    If it wasn't for Star Trek he'd be making porn, yeah" #warp11 #
  • Bibim naeng myun for dinner tonight. http://flic.kr/p/abCNjk #
  • Sous chef! http://flic.kr/p/abDcMt #
  • I unlocked the Night Owl sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/nScOsY #
  • So over the top — so bad that it stays bad. Though it's good seeing Michelle Yeoh, Maggie Cheung, and Anita Mui i… http://bit.ly/pzrQR4 #
  • The 2 year old spent 10 minutes scolding a pig for being "not nice" and "swiping the eggs" and making the birds "mad". I blame #angrybirds #
  • Cooking fun http://flic.kr/p/abSu8R #
  • Allez cuisine! http://flic.kr/p/abSDGk #
  • Based on Korean teen dramas, Korean emo boys make American emo boys look like Australian rugby players. Plus they wear more makeup than me. #
  • Happy birthday to Hip Hop! http://t.co/9IIX9ff #
  • I unlocked the So You Think You Can Dance: Recover from the Finale sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/ncmBXu #
  • I am watching So You Think You Can Dance w/1898 others http://bit.ly/nUW3bB @GetGlue @danceonfox #
  • Dr Who HD Season 6 avail on Comcast OnDemand. Only takes 14 button clicks to nav through the rubbish to get to each episode. But worth it. #
  • I fear that my toddler has inherited her father's flat ass. I'd take pix for flat butt comparison but that's a little much, even for me. #
  • “@SFoodie: Don't fear the beard! Whiskey & Waxing contest next Monday seeks SF's best facial hair. http://t.co/9WFTolN” cc @trammell #
  • Worried about her haircut http://t.co/wfx6s93 #
  • Enjoying noodles http://t.co/jfsaqhG #
  • The freakiest thing about being pregnant is lying in bed and watching your belly button dance. #23weeks #ohbaby2 #notquitealien #
  • The single most motivating truth to gtd around the house is that the toddler, while half korean, is really shitty at laundry and ironing. #
  • Also, her stitching on Nike tennis shoes is pure rubbish. *beats chest in shame* #
  • @tedr @jasonh Thanks Ted! Please Kiss Molly & Mabel for me! Sooo overdue to hang out. We should put something on the calendar soon! #
  • Debating if I should swing by to #wcsf and say Hi to folks.Amelia does love running around half naked at @ the conf center. #wcsf #
  • #wcsf I am in you. Look for the whale escorting the 2 year old. (@ WordCamp SF 2011 w/ 20 others) http://t.co/X2kNF5f #
  • Chasing after dragonflies at #wcsf lawn http://t.co/8hNlsYz #
  • @photomatt with Amelia at #wcsf http://t.co/2UKIBd6 #
  • I'm on top! http://t.co/teThESr #
  • I'm at 21st Amendment Brewery & Restaurant (563 2nd St, at De Boom, San Francisco) http://t.co/hOxFbXs #
  • @jimpick Ty! #
  • At the #wcsf party. Will folks I know show up before I gotta split with Amelia for her bedtime? #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
07Aug
0

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-08-07

  • Swiper and Boots http://flic.kr/p/a8NtHA #
  • I'm at Millbrae Pancake House (1301 El Camino Real, Ludeman Lane, Millbrea) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/pcmk2S #
  • She likes her pancake with … Ketchup. #ewww http://flic.kr/p/a8NSAj #
  • Face full if fruit http://flic.kr/p/a8RQgD #
  • “@andrewchen: "What charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." -Albert Camus (via @eknopf2)” #
  • Yay Hulu + for making this avail for TVs vs just laptop. http://bit.ly/rtTpjj @GetGlue #MyLovelySamSoon #
  • Baby Squee is particularly rambunctious this evening. #ohbaby2 #kickkickkick #22weeks #
  • It's always annoying when you realize that you can't remember where/when you last had your phone,can't find it and the battery's dead. #
  • "So what did the kid eat for breakfast?" "Peanutbutter and lipgloss." "Ok, wait. What?!" #
  • My favorite pasta dish lately involves peas, fire roasted bell peppers, feta cheese, and a light balsamic vinagrette. < 10 min prep. #
  • @jasonh in his skin tight cycling clothes. "I'm pretty sure there's a japanese fetish with your name on it." #tightybearwear #
  • “@TimeOutTokyo: An art exhibit made up of masturbation devices. Tokyo just keeps on outdoing itself. http://t.co/DTMXNHw” awesome. #
  • Seriously, the scifi movie/tv experience would be rubish without a theremin. #
  • It is stunning to me how often in Korean RomComs the phrase "You're going to die" comes up. Seriously. It could be a drinking game. #
  • @michinyun Promise you'll do it with yummy yogurt or lemon soju. After I'm done with this pregnancy, you, me and @eingy should do this! in reply to lightmanx5 #
  • It's 11:38. Is it too late to crave a steak? #ohbaby2 #cravings #22weeks #
  • @eingy If only I had something dethawed. Instead I ate some chili cheese and corn chips. Not nearly as satisfying. in reply to printsteals #
  • OH: "Wow, you haven't changed in the last 10 years at all." "Thank you". "TBH, that wasn't really a compliment. I'd hoped you'd grown up." #
  • Trust me on this one. It's not easy typing with one arm pinned beneath a sleeping toddler. #ohbaby #
  • Hoping team @joyent is doing well at today's Marin Century Ride! cc @jasonh @jacksonwest #
  • @michinyun You clearly have skills that make up for extraordinarily low alcohol tolerance. =D in reply to BigNewsBreaking #
  • Lady hugs and salutes to all my friends at @blogher this weekend. I've got to get myself out to a conference again sometime soon. #
  • Nap http://flic.kr/p/aaziAe #
  • @michinyun @eingy Is there that much hitting involved in your family too? #
  • Grats on your century ride team @Joyent @pijewski @davidpaulyoung @jasonh @jacksonwest and Shannon #
  • @michinyun @eingy keep your pimp hand strong, ladies. Keep it strong. #dontmesswithkoreanladies #
  • @michinyun @eingy is it a praba couch or louisvistom ? in reply to skydaddy #
  • Dear steak. Why won't you dethaw? Cry. #
  • @baratunde also, piggy back ride sprints with a toddler. #
  • Steak!!!! (@ Bob's Steak & Chop House) http://4sq.com/naUvzN #
  • Dear @jasonh ,You woke up at 3:30Am, rode 100 miles, and took me out for a steak. TY! You get a pass on not getting me icecream tonight. #
  • @tammyloh Good luck! #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
31Jul
1

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-31

  • Tragedy: I can't find a yellow footie onesie that looks like Bruce Lee's jumpsuit in Game of Death. I think this is a massive oversight. #
  • F*ing internet. You fail me. Seriously, I can't dress up my kid like Bruce Lee for halloween? For shame. #
  • *Sigh* I may just have to learn how to sew. #
  • @Cruftbox You are kind of magic. Though I think the sizing may be off. I may learn to sew out of spite. =b #
  • @Cruftbox "This product is no longer in stock with those attributes but is available with others" #
  • @craigcook I'd probably wind up using electrical tape. =b #
  • Huzzah. http://t.co/gV031T6 #
  • @Cruftbox Nice. =D My Asian Momness kicks in when I make A. watch N. Korean 2 y olds do hand springs and then look disappointed at her. in reply to bananabel #
  • @Cruftbox Btw, I want a video clip of you yelling at the butchers at 99 ranch. That'd be all sorts of epic. in reply to bananabel #
  • @chimchim Well, Amelia's costume choice possibilities were ranging from Bruce Lee, to a Hobbit, to a Dalek or TARDIS. … um… yeah. #
  • @earthdog No one wants to see a 7 month pregnant lady wearing these shorts. http://t.co/igl0WNp #
  • I'm no militant feminist, but this blog's existence made me happy. http://t.co/JvPgqeB #
  • @kathrynyu Narcissist.=b #
  • @tara @sfposhy @hillary @graphpaperheart @karaemurphy @tedr @rafer Nay! DM me when you're in town and what you'd like to do. Cal Academy? #
  • Was playing telephone with the child. Saying "Anyounghasehyo" and "Yobohsehyo". She then hung up on me saying "Bubye-sehyo" #ohbaby #
  • Friday night family dinner – dressed to impress http://flic.kr/p/a8g6p9 #
  • “@baratunde: It's true. I'm delivering the opening keynote address at #SXSW Interactive 2012 http://t.co/26uXTaK” grats and xoxo! #
  • @baratunde will do! Bummed I'll probably be missing sxsw 2012 as #ohbaby2 will be a newborn then. in reply to jim_mcfarland #
  • I'm at L'Appart Resto (636 San Anselmo Ave, San Anselmo) http://4sq.com/qI1pfe #
  • @jasonh and Amelia http://flic.kr/p/a8enKB #
  • @thepartycow 21 weeks now! It's a girl. Eta december 4th. #
  • I'm at Chez Colvin (Connecticut St, 20th, San Francisco) http://4sq.com/pWPdui #
  • Duck You @jasonh. You just referred to the 3d picture of our next child as "Giving birth to F*ing Voldemort*. #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
24Jul
0

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-24

  • Settlers of catan! (@ Campcamp 8.0) http://4sq.com/q9Qylj #
  • On our way home from campcamp 8.0 http://flic.kr/p/a4EMLG #
  • @kitchenwench Are you referring to the scene from the film OldBoy where he takes a live squid and bites the head off? #
  • I really <3 that I can feel the baby swim and kick and roll around as much as she does. It makes me so excited. #ohbaby2 #20weeks #
  • Excited for my good friend @K and whatever exciting times are ahead of him. He's a rockstar. A total fucking rockstar. #
  • Milestone moment for Amelia earlier today. Her first "Fuck". I'm sure she meant to say "Frog." "Frog it" and "Frog it all" and "Frog You" #
  • @jasonh Yes. Yes you are. #
  • @msjen She never said "Frog a 3 toed Duck" so I think you're in the clear. =D #
  • I'm at Pasta Pomodoro – Noe Valley (4000 24th St, Noe St, San Francisco) http://4sq.com/o8llVc #
  • I just unlocked the "Foodie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/qhAuwN #
  • I'm at Dr Janice Fong Optometrist (San Francisco) http://4sq.com/px5cke #
  • I just became the mayor of Dr Janice Fong Optometrist on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/kZ4Z9j #
  • I envy her lashes http://flic.kr/p/a5TS8o #
  • Hipster baby wins http://flic.kr/p/a5U5eh #
  • The child just pooted 6 times in a row. Giggled. And said "hahaha Daddy". She is her father's daughter. #ohbaby #
  • Nice. In the Pucca animated series, a stone lion statue literally shit a brick in fear. Nice. Just awesome. #
  • @jannygirl My old jeans? in reply to ericwiley #
  • This movie is f*cking Parkour Kung Fu. Holy crap. Donnie Yen is kicking all sorts of ass. http://bit.ly/qCa44I @GetGlue #LegendOfTheFist #
  • Baby Squee checkup. (@ UCSF Medical Center – 400 Parnassus) http://4sq.com/r3M0Kd #
  • Looking at medical equipment http://flic.kr/p/a6avZU #
  • I can't move. Child has my right arm and shoulder pinned under her slumbering cuteness. Halp. #
  • @mzhummina I need your new address so I can send you some as a housewarming gift! If I lived closer, I'd make them into a bouquet for you. #
  • I was going to hand mopthe floors and do a load of laundry but the child offered me a cup of "don't give a f*ck". I'd rather cuddle w. her. #
  • I'm at Hanuri (4217 Geary Boulevard, 7th Avenue, San Francisco) http://4sq.com/orW7qF #
  • Eating tasty oranges http://flic.kr/p/a6tQtU #
  • The child mutters "Ipad, ipad, ipad" as she falls off to sleep. Technology, thou hast changed the definition of childhood. #
Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
17Jul
0

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-17

Posted by Min Jung in STOTM - Stupid Thought of the Moment and tagged with , ,
10Jul
0

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-10

  • I love Korean gangsta movies. http://bit.ly/lWaT1z @GetGlue #TheManFromNowhere #
  • Amelia referred to an arrogant and aloof cat as Kanye this afternoon. #immaletufinishbutmeowmeow #
  • @ninavizz @eris ow!! #
  • @Eris @ninavizz @tharpo !! True! You sexy bitches! #
  • Amelia and I enjoyed fireworks tonight. She kept on saying "Wow! AMAZING! Pretty! Oooohhh Wazzat?! Woooo! Yipeeee!" #happymemory #
  • @paolo The film was really really good. Definitely see it. in reply to jessfields #
  • Have decided that Min-sik Choi (Oldboy, Sympathy for Lady Vengence,I Saw The Devil) is probably the scariest dad/father-in-law in the world. #
  • The child demanded noodles. I'm complying. (@ Genki Ramen) http://4sq.com/ruYlrl #
  • Exciting! I've started to feel Baby Squee move around. Next week we'll find out if Squee's a She or a He. #ohbaby2 #18weeks #
  • @mollydotcom Start up a betting pool! #
  • Next tuesday 1:30 pm. Ultrasound appt. Anyone free and want to go with me? @jasonh is out of the country (again). #
  • @hughhefner You are all class. All. Class. in reply to laughingrid #
  • @lia I knew someone at my church named Kimberly Kim. She had plenty o' issues. in reply to MissXion #
  • @jasonh love you too! in reply to 340ml #
  • This oldie but goodie made it on to the homepage of Tots and Giggles.
    http://t.co/qAmNbZX #
  • @rod11 @jasonh To be honest,I'd be more likely to accidentally *spill* a drink on the woman's lap just to make her go away.Or throw a chair. #
  • @photomatt @jasonh Our Pleasure!! <3 in reply to nathaliailovatt #
  • I swear I'm not a lazy mom just because I fed the child 4 spoonful's of peanutbutter for lunch today. #iswearthatsallshewantedtoeat #
  • Prepping car with oil change. Getting her ready for campcamp next week. (@ Penzoil 10 Minute Oil Change) http://4sq.com/qPy3ct #
  • I'm at Cafe Mums – Home of Shabu Shabu w/ @jasonh http://4sq.com/pW1aMR #
  • @tomcoates Does this mean you no longer enjoy Popups? #
  • @tomcoates For you. http://t.co/rrzhDYV #
  • @aaronsw Plus he's a totally super nice guy. I met him several years ago through mutual friends at an APA arts event. #
  • @jozjozjoz <3 Huge congratulations. SO MUCH LOVE TO YOU! #
  • @jozjozjoz AWWWWW =( Huge sad face. #
  • Amelia wants some FaceTime. Any takers? Dm me! #
  • @k I'd recommend sticking with Broadband for internet,ditching cable, and using netflix streaming + hulu+/ google voice for all home needs. #
  • @k Ahh sorry. late to the conversation. Just catching up between chasing after naked butt baby. #
  • @k fyi. I'm getting 29MBps down and 5Mbps up. Still on Comcast. #
  • I unlocked the Check-in Rookie sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/rcB7Sa #
  • I am watching Doctor Who w/38 others http://bit.ly/njX0qs @GetGlue #DoctorWho #
  • Not exactly sure what's up but I have a rash of little bites on my tummy. Feeling the need to wash sheets & vacuum vigorously. #
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