- Almost got hit by a Prius while crossing the street carrying Amelia. #drivingapriusdoesntmakeyouimmunefrombeingafuckungjackass #tlhashtagdr #
- “@TinaHui: @MJ Amen. Nice hashtag girl. RT #drivingapriusdoesntmakeyouimmunefrombeingafuckungjackass ?? #
- @markjaquith the smug makes some bad drivers #
- Missing my mom, so I'm eating some ox tail soup with rice and thinking about what kind of conversations she'd have with my daughter. #
- Why in this day and age is the UI on thermostats/temperature controls so fucking borked still. FFS. #
- Not sure how Baby Squee managed to get a bat to use but she is seriously swinging for the fences this am. #ohbaby2 #33weeks #occupymyuterus #
- SERIOUSLY THERMOSTAT WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING DUMB. #badUIoneverydayshit #
- And honestly, product guides/manuals for thermostats require a redo. THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUMB. WTF PEOPLE. #
- Just cleaned out my purse and discovered 9 different lipsticks/glosses/balms in various pockets. Some habits die hard. #retiredkissingbandit #
- @tecgirl WHAT?! WOO HOO!!! <3 in reply to ericstandlee #
- @tecgirl HUGE CONGRATULATIONS! What a fabulous name and what a lovely family!! #
- Am impressed that in nearly all renditions of the post apocalyptic future, the ladies manage to still have really nicely waxed eyebrows. #
- For someone who's been fighting with her thermostat over the last week (80 indoors while 72 outdoors) I appreciate this cold break. #windows #
- This fashion tragedy brought to you by "I'm on a boat" http://t.co/jD0HTR5g #
- Paddling in her boat. http://t.co/t7XXCvrq #
- @michinyun Fab Yoo Rus. #
- @michinyun Now I need to know what's the difference between your Mom's version of Hell and the Christian one. #
- @eingy @michinyun Frankly,if I have to be a fashion tragedy as a 33 wk pregnant lady,I appreciate the company by the kid. #neverseeninpublic #
- @eingy Happy Birthday Jin-Bear! <3 in reply to alexfordham #
- Amelia has chosen sides in the pirates vs ninja epic confrontation. She greeted me this morning with an "ARGH!!!! MATEY!" #piratesvsninjas #
- Flashing the hand sign for #rawk http://t.co/c6IngPCx #
- Dear Baby Squee, please chill out and stop playing wwf wrestling with my insides. Love, Mom. #ohbaby2 #occupymyuterus #33weeks #
- For those inquiring how potty training is going . . . http://t.co/DMlubo09 #
- @FrankGumola always happy to help sweetie!! in reply to rememberthedays #
- @thepartycow yup. The fact that she calls it a crown is rather telling. #
- @meriwilliams @ellywilliams I feel the need to remind you of this bon mot between me and the baby 2 years back. http://t.co/dbNtHzzV #
- “@MsLynnChen: Surrogate Valentine is up for an IFP Gotham Award! Please help us make the top 5 by voting! http://t.co/kqyUntbS” #votenao #
- Earthquake coincided with amelia's 1st experience with jello. #jiggle #
- Felt that one. #earthquake #
- @ritchierocks @xlntjoy Yup we're fine. Was in bed napping with the kid when we felt it. All is well. Jason comes home in the am. #
- Ready for anything http://t.co/bYXNk1PG #
- Korean Teen romcom series chocolates for "playfull kiss" which I think is avail on Netflix. http://t.co/D2oFrtOL #
- @missjennyjenny Hang in there! #
- @jasonh is home and has his hand in my belly as Baby Squee hiccups. 6.5 more weeks. Yipes! #
- I sent @jasonh out for icecream for me. I think I'll keep him. http://t.co/n0ABMKHY #