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19Feb
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-19

  • I'm at Hanuri ??? (4217 Geary Blvd, 7th Avenue, San Francisco) http://t.co/vJNVr2P4 #
  • I'm watching The 54th Annual Grammy Awards (26644 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue #grammys #
  • I unlocked the 54th GRAMMY Awards sticker on @GetGlue! #GRAMMYs http://t.co/wh7lKpRn #
  • So. I've had my boob burped on and passed out on for Valentines day. I kind of feel like I'm in college all over again. #ohbaby2 #happyvday #
  • Video Isabelle http://t.co/h6yVBQeP #
  • Valentine http://t.co/eo8FEzf5 #
  • Me and one of my sweeties http://t.co/Opra46G3 #
  • Squish cheeks http://t.co/qUYEuVS0 #
  • Kisses to all today. You are lovely, loveable, and gorgeous. Smooches. #valentine #kiss #
  • @jasonh just signed us up for a sports package so we can follow the #insanity Yay. #
  • I think it's a good thing that @jasonh and I got a new couch as we anticipate friends coming over to watch the Knicks for #linsanity #
  • Isabelle loves hair on her face. Mine. I think this is hair envy. http://t.co/3MouC0as #
  • Serious potty training apparently requires patience, M&Ms, and a metric shitton of paper towels for cleaning up messes. #ohbaby #
  • I'm at Monterey Bay Aquarium (886 Cannery Row, at David Ave., Monterey) w/ 5 others http://t.co/wz9KPVtZ #
  • With otters http://t.co/r7Gq5hy0 #
  • Starfish http://t.co/DCkUaCrt #
  • Big eyes! @ Monterey Bay Aquarium http://t.co/p2zefVxM #
  • In a pinch a shower cap works pretty well to manage diaper poopstink while staying at a hotel. #momprotip #
  • Well happy birthday to Michael Jordan. He's clearly a slacktard in that I got @mj before he or Michael Jackson could. Suckers. #
  • Worst thing about parenthood: Realizing that as a parent of a toddler, you can never ever EVER make a dirty banana joke EVER again. #true #
  • @lloydi Total lose! Hoping parenthood is treating you well. More PICS! <3 And yes. Suckers are suckers who don't know that I'm the real MJ #
  • @lloydi I have totally seen that face on you at 4AM outside the omni. A beauty. in reply to soyanaya #
  • @kevinmarks 15 years? Hmmm maybe. Still feels wrong then. in reply to espion #
  • @lloydi I know the feeling. I've missed a lot over the last few years too. My heart swells with bourbon awesomeness each march regardless. #
  • Facepalm. Accidentally said "Love you, bubye" to the hotel room service guy on the phone. Whatever. Pancakes at 9 and coffee. I do love him. #
  • Morning Isabelle! @ The Clement Monterey http://t.co/e9O5ao0g #
  • Morning chatter. http://t.co/yj0YKG7e #
  • I think Adele does a fantastic job of reminding the world that Big Girls can be f*cking fabulous. #
  • I'm at Monterey Bay Aquarium (886 Cannery Row, at David Ave., Monterey) w/ 12 others http://t.co/zdcxtn04 #
  • Dolphin ish http://t.co/w5m219LZ #
  • Love @ First Awakenings http://t.co/Wft5cJOd #
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12Feb
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-12

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05Feb
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-05

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29Jan
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-29

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22Jan
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-22

  • Sunday @ My Home http://t.co/jQn2NulJ #
  • Bald is beyootiful. Isabelle week 7 @ My Home http://t.co/qJHxBfdz #
  • Video Isabelle week 7 http://t.co/jGkY3QBo #
  • Another video Isabelle week 7 http://t.co/zvAedVW4 #
  • Me and Isabelle http://t.co/Q7CkuCuu #
  • Hoffman ladies @ My Home http://t.co/0odcUsCV #
  • I wish there was a wine pairing guide for donuts. Cc @ShitMySommSays #
  • The newborn finds wine swirling in a glass to be endlessly fascinating. Uhoh. #ohbaby2 #sooomykid #
  • Cuddly! Isabelle week7 http://t.co/rckgqrIx #
  • One of my new years goals is to cook for my family more. I've been reading Ad Hoc by Thomas Keller and Eating Korean by Cecilia Lee. #
  • And I'm also making more regular use of my cast iron pan which means I'm WAY overdue to buy @cinnachick 's The Everything Cast-Iron Cookbook #
  • @mattl Of course! I've actually been very diligent re: cast iron maintenance. Washed and dried within an hour of finishing cooking. in reply to MadeleineElster #
  • @mattl Heaven knows washing dishes is so not rockstar — and as a famous rock band photographer you should know better. *snort* #
  • @cinnachick Nom! Kimchi Fried Rice with spam and a fried egg is seriously one of my most favorite things in the entire world. #yesilovespam #
  • By some miracle, I'm sick but the children are not. But now I find Amelia's healthy chatter totally obnoxious. #Schadenfreude #
  • God. I'm so sick my brain isn't even functioning correctly at all. Completely wrong use of the term schadenfreude. #
  • It's official. My newborn daughter burps like a drunk sailor. #ohbaby2 #winning #
  • I'm watching Being Human (U.S.) (42 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue @BeingHumanSyfy #
  • Caught Amelia spontaneously reenacting scenes from Saving Nemo http://t.co/pQz7bXKu #
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15Jan
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-15

  • In 2 weeks I've made 2 pretty damn good coffee cakes. 1 – cranberry orange and the 2nd was blackpepper and chocolate chip. I like baking. #
  • Anyone need a hotel room for SXSWI? I need to bow out and have a room rsved COURTYARD MARRIOTT – DOWNTOWN 3/8- 3/13. Send DM #
  • @ashevilleallie Too slow! already got a response from @aubs. Good luck though! #
  • Sorry folks! the SXSW hotel room that I had has been claimed by lady @aubs ! Party in her room! #
  • Big cheeks Isabelle week 6 @ My Home http://t.co/9sjPNbWH #
  • @meriwilliams @pixeldiva @kplawver "Caused Broody Lesbian Baby Explosion – Kasploosh". I'd put that on my resume somewhere if I could. #
  • @christinebpc Crossing fingers for you! #
  • I'm at California Academy of Sciences (55 Music Concourse Dr, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco) w/ 5 others http://t.co/xMqdMqcW #
  • Hanging out with the Dore fish friends. @ California Academy of Sciences http://t.co/C5TOPrS6 #
  • @Geek_Manager Yes! Because I know how to shoot guns now, and we have a shovel, so ready for zombie apocalypse. #
  • Start of the year: Remember to clear out your fridge, medicine cabinet & makeup bags of old crap. #discardia #
  • Isabelle's latest nickname. 'masterblaster' #ohbaby2 #poopin #
  • Super happy birthday to @photomatt ! Hoping you have an awesome one from me, @jasonh Amelia & Isabelle. #
  • Smile! Isabelle week 6 http://t.co/S2QMBE7P #
  • Amelia is stroking the Ipad against her cheek and saying "I love him. I love him. I love him. Please charge it." #geekkid #ohbaby2 #
  • Ok this leftly oriented new new twitter is a little weird.. I prefer it the previous way. Can I has it back please? #twitter #
  • I'm watching How I Met Your Mother (94 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue @HIMYM_CBS #
  • There's Oonce Ooonce Oonce going on upstairs in my neighbors apt. I wouldn't mind so much except that it's really *bad* oonce oonce oonce. #
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08Jan
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-08

  • I find it hilarious when [@jasonh] [amelia] [isabelle] farts so violently that they wake themselves up from their slumber. #alltheabove #
  • There's a small part of me that would love to have a bass guitar shaped like a fish so I could always tell people they were saying it wrong. #
  • Skeptical. Isabelle week 5 @ My Home http://t.co/wR0gMirb #
  • Amelia bawled this AM because I was putting her bath toys in the dishwasher. Tonights bath she said "Thank you"x3 for cleaning them. #momwin #
  • In Isabelle news, I should really stop calling her "Nipple Breath" or "Monster Sharter" as a nickname #momlose #
  • Blowing out the candles @photomatt http://t.co/MMgdtGIx #
  • Ducky quackquack http://t.co/0ZbxYaeU #
  • Boats! http://t.co/3FiwZxlg #
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01Jan
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-01

  • Shock. Looks like we have made too much food for the holidays. Again. Who doesn't have plans this evening and want to come over for noms? #
  • Amelia told me with a thumbs up "Ood Job MomMom, Thank you MomMom" for making a christmas card tree and cutout snowflakes. #mademeallsappy #
  • Christmas baby http://t.co/rxZBXYG8 #
  • @Daigansf I was just thinking of that and you! Yes! March timeframe. Love you loads. #
  • I've just about hit my limit of being nearly pissed or shat on today. #
  • Nothing quite like the histrionic fit of a 2 year old refusing to go to sleep and screaming out "IPAD". #ohbaby #firstworldproblems #spoiled #
  • "Did you make me a period mix?" http://t.co/UxgJFHT4 @GetGlue #NoStringsAttached #
  • I'm watching Portlandia (31 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue #Portlandia #
  • @zannah I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. =D Nice one liners in there too. #
  • @ninavizz @sfposhy @emilyjo @actiongrl first words, duck duck moose apps, and baby piano seem to keep Amelia happy. #
  • @ninavizz @sfposhy @emilyjo @actiongrl sound shaker, miss spider, learnl finger paint, I hear ewe, silly numbers, my first words. #
  • @ninavizz @sfposhy @emilyjo @actiongrl Amelia is kind of a power user at 2.5 years and loves her iPad so much that I never get to use it. #
  • @ninavizz @sfposhy @emilyjo @actiongrl she also has some Korean toddler tv shows on there that she enjoys watching loads. #
  • @ninavizz @actiongrl atleast a year. She's 31 months now and no real emotional attachment re merits and badges at this point. in reply to Ginger_Minx #
  • Grin @ My Home http://t.co/rOFrWlEw #
  • Hai @ My Home http://t.co/sBgLn1Et #
  • Happy New Years! <3 you all. Be safe and merry. Kiss those you love. Today, Tomorrow, everyday. #kiss #muah #happynewyear #2012 #
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25Dec
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-25

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18Dec
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-18

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11Dec
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-11

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04Dec
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-04

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27Nov
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-27

  • I hate when someone farts as they leave the room. It's like a back handed insult that you never get a chance to respond to. #iknowyoudidit #
  • @kathrynyu Reminds me of my favorite korean stationary "You make my heart warm. Like toast." in reply to vwebworld #
  • @ChopTedAllen For the first 1-1.5 Hour. Then 2 glasses/piece for the following 2 hours. in reply to stalebetty #
  • @mamash You, sir, are all class. Remind me never to walk behind you. in reply to Shopaholic #
  • Only 1 more week until out scheduled baby Squee -section. #38weeks #occupymyuterus #ohbaby2 @ My Home http://t.co/lFJS4SvY #
  • @HRLori @scottbeale wonderful news to hear! Sending loads of love! #
  • @jasonh @brendonjwilson queue flight of the conchords "it's business time" #
  • @eggrollstan I want to witness that. #
  • @amyupnorth heel to the neck! Go! #
  • Kid's having a great morning. Hugged me awake. Gave @jasonh a good bye kiss as he left for work saying "I wub you" and "Goo Mornin" to gma. #
  • @rk @kh Wahooooo! Congrats! #
  • Oh: "Movember makes faces itchy so you're just as likely to kiss or teabag the dude. Which makes you think about balls. Oh. And cancer. " #
  • <sarcasm> Ha Ha Ha.Why yes I have indeed stolen a 15 Lb turkey and stuffed it up my shirt. </sarcasm> #stopnowbeforeipunchyourneck #
  • @mmayo @jasonh OMFG That video clip is a whole bunch of WTF – WTF WTF WTMF-F #
  • @mmayo @jasonh You know. It would be kind of awesome if one of those guys wound up being a marrow match for @superamit. #
  • Hark. I hear the child across the apt deciding if she wants to face my ire at this hour. Pausing. Then shuffling back to her room. #smart #
  • My AM ire has been defeated by the child growling like a lion then her running over to hug me "Goo Moa nying" #toocheerfultohate #
  • * Reminder to all IRL bay area friends, if you do not have plans for Thanksgiving or even if you do, you are invited to Casa Hoffman/Kim.DM! #
  • @marymdeaton We'll do our best to feed @jacksonwest well for you! #
  • @marymdeaton doing great! Family says hai! #
  • Tunnel vision. http://t.co/QH9KfY7E #
  • Excited to see friends tomorrow for Thanksgiving! If you don't have plans or have some free tummy space, please stop by tomorrow! #thanks #
  • Motherinlaw made pies! http://t.co/6CfbD6oh #
  • Happy Thanksgiving to all! <3 Wishing you all safe travels, good eating, and much joy to you and your loved ones. #thanksgiving #
  • @baratunde "It's like a plutocrat but instead of being the only dog in the disney universe that doesn't talk, it dances to techno" #
  • Challah dough on it's 3rd rise, 10 Lbs of potatoes peeled, Candied Ginger Yams in the oven, Shitake Mushroom Gravy in the starts. #turkeyday #
  • Challehluia! The dough has risen. http://t.co/32WN2u1T #
  • “@lia: you guys, bilingual babies are the best: http://t.co/xHQIH3Qc it's science! i pity all you monolinguals and your puny brains.” #
  • Challeluiah! Bread roll loaf http://t.co/hBncAlrl #
  • I really love that eating dimsum has become a part of our Thanksgiving tradition (easy to eat while cooking and waiting for guests).#win #
  • Holy crow we have a lot of food. Come help us eat it! Ping me or @jasonh #
  • @allaboutgeorge singing for his supper as Amelia dances! http://t.co/4UUW7AbL #
  • Living room concert of awesomeness for thanksgiving @ Ashton San Francisco Luxury Apartments http://t.co/cWVmsLlh #
  • Super thankful for all the love and laughter I experienced today during our Thanksgiving dinner. <3 you all so much! <3 #
  • I celebrated Black Friday by staying in my PJs, napping loads, eating leftovers, cuddling family, and not spending a goddamn dime. #win #
  • @charlobo Kinda awesome, totally perfect. #
  • Nothing like waking up to the gentle growling of a child saying "BEARRRRRR BEARRRRR" in your ear first thing in the morning. #ohbaby #
  • @photomatt The whole family is looking forward to seeing you then ! #
  • @lucian @photomatt Me too! Come stateside sometime Lucian! Either that or I'mma have to come with @jasonh on one of his trips some time. #
  • And Its #39weeks Tomorrow we have the scheduled Baby Squee-section. Exciting times. #ohbaby2 #occupy @ My Home http://t.co/eunirLg6 #
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20Nov
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-20

  • Monster faces http://t.co/dMW4v9Qs #
  • @charlobo pj pants after a long drive up from la. Almost home but stopped off for dinner and a stretch. #
  • @Thee_LoLaMonroe You are a fucking moron. Thanks for sending a shitton of dumb follow spam to my twitter acct. #
  • I'm at Mimi's Cafe (4775 Dublin Blvd., at Hacienda Crossings, Dublin) http://t.co/QJ8wtxrw #
  • Home. Hurray. #
  • I'm watching Grimm (37 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue @NBCGrimm #
  • Entertaining the child with videos of small furry cute things on Youtube at 4AM while she eats some oatmeal. WHY ARE WE AWAKE?! #
  • The child just dug into the pantry and grabbed the large container of Nutella and is licking the lid while exclaiming "YUMYUM!". #ohbaby #
  • … and now she's sighing and hugging the tub of nutella. I swear she's invoking the spirit of me in college while premenstrual. #ohbaby #
  • After several months I have finally deciphered the child's use of the word "CHOCHO". Short for "Deliciouso". Ah, now I get it. #
  • 37 weeks. I've worn a lot of black this pregnancy for it's *cough* slimming effects. http://t.co/FPoanW3S #
  • Child found an old picture from @jasonh and my wedding in the church. She calls Daddy a "bowtie" and me a princess. Can't help grinning. #
  • Holy crap they can steam clean a kids carseat for an extra $10? Yes please! (@ Westlake Touchless Car Wash) http://t.co/ZLXdnZdY #
  • @mzhummina Well… nearly 4 years. =D <3 you! I owe you another long email soon. Thinking of you! in reply to thingsgonewrong #
  • Mentally preparing a shopping list for Thanksgiving. IRL friends in SF without plans? Ping me! We'll have loads of food, fun, and mischief. #
  • The child is too clever. She just reminded me "Mommy needs a Doctor. Daddy needs a haircut! Amelia needs a icecream!" #ohbaby #
  • I'm at Le Garage (85 Liberty Ship Way, Sausalito) http://t.co/6U9JcNZF #
  • The longer you look at some words the more they feel like they are spelled incorrectly. #
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13Nov
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-13

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