- "Did you poop?" "Yes." "Change your diaper?" "Nope. I rock." (Proceeds to flash me the Rawk sign and then pick her nose with her pinkie" #
- 34 weeks http://t.co/eDRlJHLx #
- @lloydi you haven't even seen her work a party yet. She's ridiculous! How's it going for you guys? #
- @lloydi crazy awesome ! How much longer now? #
- @lloydi squeeeeeeeeeee! #
- @swirlspice Sorry I missed you this time around. It's been tough getting out and coordinate with folks. Hope SF treated u well! <3 #
- @kanter @kearnystreet I love when worlds collide of great individuals and organizations that I know. Too. Much. Awesome! #
- @critic OMFG BRILLIANT. #
- Thanks again @annielin for coming out with me today to check in at the Drs. <3 #
- @tara @hillary @karaemurphy @graphpaperheart @sfposhy @missysb Woooo I'll try and make it out <3 #
- Convinced the child to take a bath because her imaginary pet "Sammies" needed to be washed.Reminder, Sammies is the imaginary pet she eats. #
- Circling to pick up @ jasonh while the kid shouts out the window while shaking a bar of soap at people. http://t.co/KnrgroTA #
- @jasonh @mmayo Oh – and MBA douchewads writing up a case study on adult diapers. And then I set Jack from Jack in the Box on fire. #wtfdream in reply to SaladSuccess #
- Annoyed because a neighbor is bitching about noise from our apartment – saying it is our 24 lb barefoot toddler stomping around at 6am. #bs #
- She's not even awake until at least 7:30 Am. *I'm* not even awake until then. Can't wait until baby squee comes with crying at 4 AM. #SHEESH #
- I'm not one of those parents who thinks my kid is endlessly charming and faultless, but *come on*. There's 6' of concrete between floors. #
- @tara Thanks for the heads up, I'd missed that but yeah I think I can swing that on Sunday too. =D Hurray! in reply to MaryAnn25L #
- Amelia has her ewok costume from last year on. A little small but she's sang "Fuzzy Bear" all morning. #cute #
- Rawr http://t.co/YlhcPzKl #
- Monkeying around http://t.co/iiVhu29P #
- Smiley monkey http://t.co/pTePVtJF #
- I really gotta stop having dreams about my water breaking while @jasonh is overseas. #
- Bruce Lee cuteness http://t.co/8Pv6wPZ3 #
- Nose flick http://t.co/R9hjCoZW #
- I'm at The Blue Fig (990 Valencia, San Francisco) http://t.co/q3NqIxnD #
- “@ErnieAtLYD: It's @mj and her kid as Bruce Lee and Korean Abdul Jabar! http://t.co/SowmO5UL” #
- Joy is a kid with balloons. http://t.co/hry9GeAs #
- Halloween party hosted by the property management yielded smiles and balloons. http://t.co/VJNiYWsX #
- Thriiiiillller Night! I just unlocked the "Halloween 2011" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/KOlMgg00 #
- @seldo @ErnieHsiung Thanks fellas for hosting a great blast. Amelia and I had a ton of fun! <3 #