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How to Rawk out at SXSW Interactive 2011

It’s mid February now, which means that folks are starting to get hyped up for SXSW. After all it’s only a month away!

Which means that if you haven’t done the following, to prep, then you should get on it now.

  • Register for SXSW, and confirm travel & housing arrangements
  • Have business cards or moo cards ordered and confirmed for delivery
  • Plan a wardrobe of appropriate geeky/ironic/hipster teeshirts
  • Broken in comfortable walking shoes
  • Prep your liver

Pro points if you’ve done the following

  • Downloaded the SXSW Music torrent to listen to to check out bands that might be around while you’re attending the conference
  • Purchased, tested, and have ready supplemental power & storage
  • Updated your profile for accuracy and current contact data at all pertinent social and professional online networks (ie if you’re looking for a job, make sure your LinkedIn profile is up to date)
  • Started RSVPing for various SXSW panels, events, and parties
  • Said you’re attending this year’s How To Rawk Out At SXSW Interactive session.

For the last few years I’ve had the honor and pleasure of helping curate and moderate this introductory panel for new attendees of the Interactive session of the SXSW.  It’s been a hoot and I’ve been fortunate enough to call all the folks who have participated as friends!

Unfortunately due to some very important things happening in my life at the moment, I won’t be able to attend this year.  It’s a huge bummer.

But my friend Kris Krug is in charge this year and will rock it out.

How to Rawk Out at SXSW! – Friday, 2pm  March 11th, 2011

This light-hearted and informative introduction to SXSW Interactive
will deliver a fun and informative first glimpse into what many call
“Spring Break” For Geeks or “Sleep Away Camp” for the tech set.
Seasoned conference veterans will provide pro tips on how to get the
most from sessions, networking, parties, and more. This session will
also highlight developments in the new conference campus and enjoying
and getting around Austin from SXSW planners and city locals.
Speakers: JBrotherlove, Kris Krug, Christine Auten, Mark Couvillion Gianfranco Chicco
and musical guest Neiliyo.  Moderated by MJ Kim.

While digging through my old laptop I managed to find my presentation that I did last year as part of SXSW 2010.

In summary, the points are these:

  • Don’t forget to engage with folks IRL.  Which means, don’t hide behind your laptop, get engrossed in live-blogging or live-tweeting that you’re missing the conversations in front of you.  The person that you may have or need to have conversations with may be sitting right next to you.  So look up and around at the lovely people around you.  The most annoying thing to see would be a huddle of folks all checking their cell phones for twitter conversations while sitting at a table with the 12 other people that you’re twitter responding with.  Frankly, it makes you look like a douchebag.
  • Don’t be a Wifi Pig.  In the past ACC has been notoriously bad about wifi though in 2010 it got noticeably better.  Still, even if you took 200 awesome pics the night before, don’t upload them while at the conference and clog up the network.  Same with hogging chairs and power plugs.  Better yet, if you have room in your backpack, bring a power adapter with you to share.  If you see someone who is standing and you have your bag on a seat, make room.  In other words, don’t be a dick.  Exercise manners.  You’re in the south. Exercise Southern Manners.  I would. And I’m from the South (Of Korea).
  • Don’t be a lurker.  Everyone at SXSW is famous to maybe 15 other people. Unless you’re Zeldman or John or Heather something. But this is no time or place to act like some teeny bopper fan boy to stalk them.  Just go up and say  hi.  Have a brief conversation. Don’t be creepy for fuck sake.  I am, of course, guilty of having, while drunk, gone up to Heather and said, “OMG I’m a Huge Fan of Your Work Amanda Congdon!”   This made me an asshole.  A totally embarrassed asshole at that.  And I swear I’m not racist just because when I’m drunk I think all white women look the same. (I’m kidding I’m kidding!)
  • Travel light.  As light as you can.  Make regular pitstops to drop off any extra items you don’t need to carry with you at all times.  The last thing you need is to carry 20lbs of tech gear around you for a 16 hour day of panels and parties and then to forget it somewhere or to knock over someone’s beer at a crowded venue.  Or worse yet, have shit poured on your backpack because you bumped into someone else.  Coming from the girl who crashed the MTV Fashion Awards party in Europe with a friend who lost his passport and laptop at the party, I’m just saying – travel light and not stupid.
  • Don’t be just an ass in a chair – meaning, be engaged.  Lots of sessions can be really crowded.  If you’re actually not paying attention aound engaged, let someone else have the seat.  Also, we’re all assuming you’re an adult and if you don’t like the session you’re in, you can go to another one where it might be more interesting.  I highly recommend getting a session in that’s completely divorced from your line of work.  It’ll be refreshing for you and you may make more interesting connections than you’d expect from staying in a “track” that’s of your specific discipline.
  • Don’t be cookie cutter.  Be unique – like everyone else.  Heh,, that’s up to you how you choose to be memorable and differentiate yourself at SXSW.  My medium in the past has been lipstick.
  • Don’t be infectious!  There is a phenomenon known as SXSars.  Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough.  Don’t make out with folks with the plague.  You know. Usual kindergarten stuff that needs to be rehashed here.  In that spirit, take care of yourself physically with hydration, appropriate fiber, and vitamins.  You’ll thank me later for highlighting those three bodily needs.  I could say sleep too, but who are we kidding.  Sleep is for the week after SXSW.
  • And yes, please sing.  Please sing Karaoke a lot.  Please sing Journey “Don’t Stop Believing”. I really really want you too sing that during SXSW.

Amazon – Delivery Quest

Can you imagine a soldier from Stormwind giving this quest to Amazon to deliver to me?

“Noble ally! Deliver this message to the IRL geekgirl who lives in the village of Sand Fran-cees-co. She ardently awaits news from you. Be swift! Or she’ll wet her shorts in anticipation”

Greetings from Amazon.com.

We’re writing about your recent World Of Warcraft order (#104-7953931-6891913).

Due to the exceedingly high number of pre-orders we have taken so far, our systems may incorrectly indicate a ship date for your order far out in the future.

We wanted to reassure you that your order is being processed, and our fulfillment centers and carriers are working to ensure that your order is delivered as close as possible to the release date (January 16th).
We hope you enjoy your order!

Thanks for shopping at Amazon.com.

Sincerely,

Customer Service
Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/

My guild has a myspace page

Burning Crusades! you are so*very*close!

And my first WOW character is officially (as of today) a Level 38 paladin named KimchiKitty. Say hi if you’re in Stranglethorn. (On the Eitrigg Server)

Posted by Min Jung in GeekGirlCollisions, General

Web 2.2 Session Closed

So I just finished up my session on Real Marketing aka No Bullshit Marketing for Web 2.2 with Jason & Raj of WDFA Marketing talking about taking the bullshit out of marketing and calling it out as real marketing.

First off:

Yes: I totally said “There’s a shitload of clusterfuckery in the Web 2.0 World“.

Highlight of the points that I hope people got out of the session are as follows

Every touch point with a user is a marketing opportunity – Offline/Online – customer care, user design, email responses, shwag, conversations, your business card, etc.

Every person is a marketer: on your first date, speaking, conversing, passing on a business card, etc.

Embrace your inner capitalist – every person (marketing absofably!) should be held accountable for the value that they add to their company. Goals/Results are still v. important.

Marketing & Writing are very similar

To do it well, one has to keep in mind Who/What/Where/When/How

(not discussed but from my notes)

Who : Who really is your audience?

Are they early adopters? Your mom? What language do they understand. How do they behave? It’s a lot of anthropology here: Are they a micro audience? Are they forgiving of errors/breaks? Are they willling to change behavior?

What: What are your goals? Stay focused on it

Brand Awareness/Acquisition/Upsale/CrossSale/Loyalty/Evangelism

Where: Where is your audience? Which environments – behavior segments/demographics/psychographics/geographics/ are they?

When : When are you interacting with them? What time in the life cycle – from registration/exposure to point of purchase or even upon canceling your service – customer/user loyalty lifecycle is really key to targetting msging

How : In a growingly fragmented media distribution environment – what works best to get your message across to respond to your call to action.

And oh yeah – disagree with something? Call bullshit on it.

Thank you for everyone who attended and participated. It was fun!

Posted by Min Jung in GeekGirlCollisions, General, SmartMarketing

Testing – Blog post from flock

Killer


Testing Flock + PHotobucket + Mobile Phone Pix of Food Porn + WordPress Blog.

Weee….

Blogged with Flock

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Dear Spammers

I just wanted to let you know that, in case you thought otherwise, I’m really not a fat and gullible russian man with erectile disfunction. Seriously.

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Attn Geeks & Gamers!

The World Cyber Games U.S. program officially begins April 28. If you want to go pro, you’ve got to win here first. Open to all gamers – whether amateur or professional – online preliminary registration for the US is available on this site: http://us.worldcybergames.com

This year’s WCG official PC titles are: Counter-Strike 1.6, Warcraft III: Frozen Throne, FIFA 06, Starcraft: Brood War, Need For Speed: Most Wanted and Warhammer 40,000: Winter Assault. Official Xbox 360 titles are: Dead or Alive 4 and Project Gotham Racing 3.

This year’s WCG live event program will also include a number of U.S. only competition titles, which encompass some of the most popular console games in the US. These include: Madden NFL 06, Major League Baseball 2K6, Halo 2 and Geometry Wars for the Xbox and Xbox 360.

Winners from the online preliminaries will qualify to compete in Pacific, Midwest, South or Northeast regional events held in June, July and August. All finalists will be flown to the U.S. National Final to be held in September (location and dates TBA). The winners of the U.S. National Final represent the country’s best gamers and will form Team USA and will be flown to the WCG Grand Finals in Monza, Italy (October 18 – 22) to defend its title of overall Grand Champion against 700 gamers from 70 countries around the world.

The World Cyber Games is the world’s largest e-Sports festival. Often imitated, the WCG is the premier global e-Sports competition, held in 70 countries and with more then 1.25 million participants in 2005. Over $2.5 million in cash and prizes were awarded in 2005. Microsoft is now the premier sponsor of the WCG, while Samsung continues as the WCG worldwide sponsor.

MEDIA CONTACT:

Aaron Uhrmacher
Text 100 Public Relations
P: 212-331-8421
E: aaronu@text100.com

Posted by Min Jung in GeekGirlCollisions, General

Citizen Journalism at work…

So I’ve been recruited to participate in citizen media coverage of the SFIFF. Good times. The kickoff was last night with a movie gathering at Casa Arguello with old friends & new to watch Street Fight along with several dozens of other sf folks to share in the kickoff of the Film Festival. Hurray for everyone who came! Kevin Smokler who coordinated the eventJason Schultz who brought brownies (plain), Ted Rheingold, who I made take off his shoes because who knows what kind of dog stuff he stepped inSteve Rhodes, who ate my sloppy quesadillas, Nicole Lee who performed at Lap-Pop!, Josh Wolf who says I make funny faces when I say things like “Group Picture”. Enric who’s tainted my household with bringing a pc into the home. (Just kidding Enric!). Jonathan, the exroommate also came and brought good news about the other exroommate (non consynchronous) Jason who is happily outta the hospital and recovering well. Smooches Jason!

It was fun; looking forwards to checking out more films at the festival…

The online listing of the entire program are available before you figure out which theatre to park your ass at all day.

The Kabuki Theatre is totally my choice.
How excited am I to spend about 30 hours sitting on my ass.

I mean, seriously!

There are a number of films that I’m going to be doing my best to cover during the film festival. They are listed below and if you’re interested in syncing it up to your ical, google calendar, or whatnot, I’ve listed my movie choices from the Kabuki theater up and subscribable on Upcoming.org and you can go ahead and sync it up or add your own film selections/options yon there.

All About Love
A dreamy doctor falls for the transplant recipient of his dead wife’s heart. Happens all the time, of course, but rarely with such stylistic panache or lovelorn romanticism as in this delirious Hong Kong hit that doubles the trouble and drowns in tears.

Al Franken: God Spoke
Documentary veterans Chris Hegedus and Nick Doob catch liberal political satirist Al Franken in frenzied action as he races around the country on his 2004 book tour for the bestselling Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

Adam’s Apples
A pitch-black comedy/religious parable in which a truculent neo-Nazi ex-convict and a dementedly upbeat country priest square off amid Old Testament plagues centered on a parish apple tree.

Bashing
A controversial, fictionalized account of a young woman whose kidnapping and release in the Middle East has made her a town pariah back at home. Inspired by the experiences of several Japanese aid workers held hostage in Iraq in 2004.

Belle De Jour
In this subversive erotic fantasy cowritten by Jean-Claude Carrière and Buñuel, Catherine Deneuve plays a frigid housewife who indulges her masochistic desires by working in a Paris brothel. However, nothing is quite as it seems…

The Blossoming of Maximo Oliveros
A gay pre-teen in a Manila slum causes his family of petty criminals grief when he falls in love with the handsome cop next door. This first feature transcends its indie low budget with its humor, gritty drama and charm.

The Bridge
The Bridge is a moving and unsettling exploration of the mythic beauty of the Golden Gate Bridge, the most popular suicide destination in the world, and the unfortunate souls drawn by its siren call.

Cock Byte: Masters of Machinima
Machine animation geniuses Rooster Teeth Productions, creators of the wildly popular online episodic parodies Red vs Blue and The Strangerhood, appear in person to present their greatest hits and new work, all made using the 3D graphics engines from videogames.

Domestic Dramas
This program of narrative shorts conveys the humor and tragedy that make up the most common spheres of our existence and the upheaval that results when the things we most desire refuse to come to fruition or are achieved in unexpected ways. Titles include The Light, Remain Upright!!, The Pretty Boy Project, Kitchen, Five Minutes, Mr. Welles, Love at 4 pm, and Dazed.

Drawing Lines
A dazzling collection of animated shorts guaranteed to stimulate the senses, fire up the imagination and push the boundaries of the genre. Home Delivery, The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello, 2/14, Never Live Above a Psychic, Luukkaankangas: Updated, Revisited, A Room Nearby, At the Quinte Hotel, Cosmetic Emergency, and Tales of Mere Existence.

Executive Koala
A dutiful employee with a giant koala head must contend with complex office politics while worrying that he may be responsible for his girlfriend’s death in this unforgettable genre hybrid from Japan’s leading director of meatball, off-the-wall comedies.

Friends—Lost And Found
Friends come in all shapes and sizes: orphans, Goth girls, even insects—but everyone has them and will do almost anything for them. Join us for this array of shorts selected to appeal to both young and old—and bring a friend. Recommended for ages seven and up. Titles include A Bag of Sweets, Rubber Soles, Roberto the Insect Architect, Cake, Sirah, Kylie Goldstein, All American, Emelia—The Five Year Old Goth Girl and Hide & Seek.

The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai
In this riotous amalgam of political satire, apocalyptic comedy and steamy erotica, an escort specializing in teacher-student scenarios acquires a mysterious cylinder that could cause nuclear havoc. A fervid example of the Japanese pinku eiga genre, for mature audiences only.

Gubra
This alternately comic and sad meditation on forgiveness follows the fortunes of several families, including Orked and her affluent Malay parents and the working-class Chinese family of Orked’s lost love, Jason, featured in director Ahmad’s previous film Sepet (SFIFF 2005).

The House Of Himiko
At a seaside rest home for gay men, a young woman confronts the father who once abandoned her to become proprietor of a transvestite bar. An offbeat comedy that offers a rare look at Japan’s older gay community.

Iraq in Fragments
Three tales from the new Iraq, from Sunni to Shiite to Kurd. Paying as much attention to color, light and landscape as to politics, this Sundance award-winner is like nothing we have ever seen or heard about Iraq before.

Jonestown: The Life And Death Of Peoples Temple
This chilling documentary explores the stunning rise and fall of Peoples Temple and its charismatic leader Jim Jones, who founded Jonestown in Guyana, South America, where more than 900 of his followers died in a mass “suicide” in 1978.

Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey
An intelligent, humorous and affectionate documentary about heavy metal music, its myriad forms and rabid fans. Featuring some of the genres most noted heroes, Metal attempts to dispel its stigma as the bastard stepchild of the airwaves.

Perpetual Motion
In this wry examination of adultery and history, four women meet on the eve of Chinese New Year for some mah-jongg and reminiscence, while the hostess hopes to determine which of her guests is having an affair with her husband.

Play
Heartbroken Tristán and isolated Cristina, two strangers, wander the streets of Santiago looking for love. This urban fairy tale is a lively, witty, atmospheric film about the human need to connect in the postmodern world.

A Prairie Home Companion
Garrison Keillor’s beloved radio show A Prairie Home Companion becomes a musical-comedy ensemble piece starring Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Lily Tomlin, Virginia Madsen, Woody Harrelson, John C. Reilly and Lindsay Lohan.

Princess Raccoon
“We are all raccoons!” Glory in the spectacular design and exuberant wackiness (plus the stunning Ziyi Zhang as the Princess) of this madcap anything-goes pop opera by Japan’s premiere film trickster.

Sa-Kwa
A deeply rewarding, delicately observant portrait of a modern young woman’s search for happiness and love, featuring an intensely physical performance by South Korea’s finest actress, Moon So-Ri.

Viva Cuba
Eleven-year-old Malú runs away from home with her best friend Jorgito on a quest to find her father in this charming, fairytale-like story that was Cuba’s candidate for the Oscars.

You Are My Sunshine
A farm worker’s ardor for a prostitute pays off when she falls in love with him, but their bliss may be short-lived when she is diagnosed with HIV in this touching, mildly erotic blend of melodrama and romantic comedy.

geek girl collision

question: is sex with nerdy apple boys better because they get all that nipple practice on their ipods?

just asking.

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Geek Girl Collision

Anyone besides me wants to know what the hell happened to the Ito sisters post Godzilla & Mothra.

Inquiring minds wanna know.

I’d like to believe that they smoke cigars and joke around about having kinky sex with a well hung dude in a rubber suit.

But then again, that’s just me.

Anyone know how the Ito twins are?
What their pop culture lifestyle was post Mothra?
If they had children who had arachnaphobia?
if tanyone in their family had a successful singing career?
What language they sang in for the uber “native language singing” dance number?
If they wore underwear beneath their native islander outfits?
If they ever had an affair with any of the actors in the Godzilla/mothra series?

I need to know.
Seriously.

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Geek Girl Collision

GookBox

Nice idea.
Terrible name.

Instead of conveying that it’s a gmail/music convergence, Gookbox sounds like the derogatory slang that an idiot would make for a Korean gal’s p*ssy.

Now that just ain’t right.

Posted by Min Jung in APA, GeekGirlCollisions, General

Huh?

So Google’s logo today is in braille because today’s the creator’s bday?

Oddly enough my laptop screen does not have bumps. Nope. Not at all. Not even for when I’ve accidentally sneezed on the screen.

I’m v. confused and not sure if I should be offended by this if I were blind.

I mean… I’m guessing that 90%+ of the folks who can see probably can’t read braille. And if there were a web browsing application that transforms text to speech, it wouldn’t even work on the google logo image because it’s a gif.

I may be entirely overthinking this.

Um – Kay…

Hey!

Listen to some dudes in Chicago who are drunk/stoned audio & video blog!

With several horrendous mispronunciations of my name!

For those who only read my text and have never heard my name spoken, here’s a few notes for you.


Min -
as in miniscule … like some guys penises that i know

Jung – Not like the fucked up psychologist quack pot but with the actual J sound. Still, it does rhyme with young. Soft g at the end. The second part of my first name should not sound like a Cantonese war yelp before butcher knives and swords (along with random instances of cherry blossoms and/or snow) get thrown through the air and Zhang Zi Yi pretends to not be pouty for once in a film.

Kim - as in Kimberly. That girl in highschool that you had the hots for so badly that you let her copy off of your physics test.

Other ways my name has been mispronounced in the most recent past?
Minja – as in Ninja.
For which I felt obliged to post the Pink Ninja pix.

*shaking head and clucking tongue in dismay*

In other news:
Latest mathematical/socialogical truisms

The liklihood of wifi being present is inversely proportional to the number of doilies on a premisis. Real Doilies. Paper Doilies apparently only mean that there are wifi networks present but locked off.
Tested and true.

Also: The propensity for doily making increases as the frequency of a woman’s menstruation cycle declines.

Also: The size of one’s purse is directly proportional to the number of people that a woman cares for. Those chicks with those tiny little hand clutches? Bitches. They’ll expect to be taken care of. Those women with epic sized bag larger than a mini-cooper are likely trying to take care of a small village in south america. And/or 2 children and a significant other who frequently acts like one. Add additional bags for diapers, yoga gear, and valium. Lots and lots of valium.

Also: The frequency with which one makes drunk dialing calls is inversely proportional to your acceptable level of attractiveness to anyone. ANYONE. And even your friends will feel less likely to try & pimp you out.

Also: The liklihood of trying to run on gas fumes towards the gas station is not indicative of idiocy so much as a chance to experience an opportunity for humility and recognition of a very heartbreaking human condition. (Oblique I know.. I’ll write more about this later)

Also: On a monday, one really does *not* need to hear a friend speak about purchasing a strap-on to spice up one’s sex life. Seriously. Ever. Unclean. Unclean. Unclean.

WTF

Email received earlier today.
******
Re: [#38661714] Google Password Recovery Support Inbox

Gmail Team
to me
More options 11:23 pm (2½ hours ago)
안녕하십니까,

문의해 주셔서 감사합니다. Gmail 계정에 로그인하는 데 문제가 있다고 알려
주셨기에 이 메시지를 보내 드립니다.


*********

WTF. And now anytime I go to a gmail it defaults to Korean language settings.

For those of you who know me and my lack of hangul language skills, it is to laugh.
My mom is simultaneously beating her breast and cackling at me from heaven right now. I can hear it.

And a reminder to folks who didn’t know this:
People in heaven all wear little rainboots.

It’s because when you’re toeing around up there in the clouds you don’t want your feet to get wet. Oh trust me. I know it’s true.




And yeah…. Ma? I miss ya.

I really do.

Posted by Min Jung in GeekGirlCollisions, General