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A response to spam.

I like spam. In ghetto-ass kimchi jjigheh.
I like it fried with rice & peas & carrots.
I even like it fried crispy with kimchi.

I do not like it on my computer.

To Mr. Mumbutto Salamakar – I cannot help you. You are misguided. I have empathy for your plight and the recent loss of your father. But TOUGH SHIT MOTHER FUCKER.

I do NOT need a bigger dick.

I do NOT need to get viagra to stay up all night. Batteries and a pocket rocket work just fine for me, thanks.

I do NOT need the ultimate colon cleansing system.

If it were really possible to make thousands of dollars within weeks, I recommend that *you* spammers get in touch with Mr. Mumbutto Salamakar.

I do NOT need a cable filter. Hahha. With my day job, I get all the channels I want for FREE.

I like Ebay but have no intention of trying to make a living off of that site by selling used panties or belly button lint.

I do not need 3 silk ties for $3. Though I’m very good at tying ties and used to do that for my brother while growing up.

If I wanted to totally twink out, I’d *Maybe* be interested in the diet pills from canada or mexico. As I’m down to the weight I want to be at, again TOUGH SHIT MOTHER FUCKER.

Despite my father’s wishes, I really am *NOT* interested in finding Christian Singles online.

Nor am I interested in sweaty slutty russian teenagers.

No interest in HGH, Botox, or Bigger boobs. Ok, maybe the bigger boobs, but I’m jest relying on prayer when it comes to that.

I don’t even open emails that say “Children Come First” as I’m scared it’s pedopheliac porn ads.

My car already has a fine warranty program.

And should I want a degree, trust me, it won’t be from an “accredited” location that I’m spammed from.

*sigh*

Blessings to “With an H Biyatch” for installing the spam blacklist from my mt comments today. Hurray.

Kimchi Stuffing to kick up your Turkey Day

I posted this recipe a while ago but looks like I’m due to share this again with you all.

Kimchi Stuffing Recipe from The Naked Rabbit Insanity Couple
3 cups kimchi – chopped
2 cups walnuts – chopped fine
1 cup orange juice (or a half cup of frozen OJ concentrate)
1 stick melted butter
4 boxes of herbed croutons (cheaper & just as good as branded bread stuffing)
1 can of chicken stock
1 bunch celery, finely chopped
1 medium sized yellow onion – finely chopped
Optional – Dried fruit including cranberries or chopped apricots

Mix the messy batch together
Layer with Kimchi on the top in a casserole dish. Drizzle melted butter on top.
Bake at 375 for about about 1 hour + or minus 20 minutes until crispy on top

Posted by Min Jung in FoodyFoody, Just Me

Filipino Cuisine

Found a fun and fantastic blog on Filipino Cuisine.

Check it out!

Posted by Min Jung in FoodyFoody, Just Me

VBT Stop Today

Hey.

If this reads like ass, forgive me. I feel like ass. There’s been a personal tragedy, got news at 4AM, been crying my eyes out and intermittently swearing in rants and I’m not up to my full snarky game. Or maybe I’m better at the snark cuz I’m at bitchy Mach 10. Ludicrous speed.

Things. Are. Fucked. Up. Beyond. Consolation.Or.Measure.

But that’s not why you came by today. Nah, I’m supposed to be little miss mary fucking sunshine kim. Or something. That’s a whole other deal.

And so yeah, just about the last thing I really want to do is write about my experience reading a book about people who are watching a movie. Is it just me or is that kind of annoying? I mean here *you* are reading *me* write about a *book* of *some other people* watching *a movie*. Do you think that dilutes the experience of watching the movie itself? Maybe.

How do I watch movies?
Either in a dark theatre where I pinch my friends if they talk during the film because I choose to really immerse myself in suspension of disbelief.

OR

A screening party of sorts with a hodgepodge of witty friends, outrageous cuisine, and plenty of beer.

Take for instance, my Porn & Pizza parties of recent fame. We have a projection screen up to show vagina’s the size of small midgets. And then small midgets trying to get into the vaginas. We have healthy commentary on social mysogyny innate in certain cultures and media as related to Japanese Hentai Porn. We talk about PornSpock’s Ear’s growing larger in the Startrek Porn spoof and relay discussions of societal and cultural xenophobia but not when it comes to sex because WHITE MEN PENIS WANT TO RULE WORLD and how that’s still a theme most science fiction flicks as opposed to really fleshing out appropriate themes in dystopian society. And then we laugh at the green cum footage. Ferengi Money Shot.

Another example, we’re at Ernie’s and we’re watching through the Miss Universe contest. God bless the Tivo because doing slo motion rewinds and forwards in efforts of explaining what a “camel toe” is delights my soul. Miss Russia, thou art of very pronounced lips. Very.

And then we serve a black bottom tiramisu, (made from scratch), hand dipped chocolates, almond cookies or espresso pot de creme. If we’re up for cooking a whole meal, Paprivka, Burlgogi, Papaya Pepper Salad, BBQ Unagi, Pot Roasts, 5 Pepper Penne Pasta, Kimchi Jjigheh, Sushi, etc. I like cooking and having another housemate with plans for his own catering company makes us fiends (and not stingy) in the kitchen.

So frankly, how much of The Screening Party can I read through when I feel that my own peeps and I can do it better? When we tend to serve our guests better? When the snarking for me is more entertaining because it’s *live* and through the single media of experience as opposed to being ported through another medium? I dunno.

The Screening Party by Dennis Hensely, while an entertaining read and with some bright points and fun baking/theme ideas, overall just doesn’t really work for me. No disrespect to the author. I just personally couldn’t get into it.

However, per Marcus, I will still plan to make some vagina cup cakes.
Those sound cool.

“BASIC INSTINCT VAGINA CUPCAKES. You start with Devil’s Food cake mix, whatever brand is on sale. (You see, I wasn’t joshing when I said that you didn’t have to cook from scratch). You�ll want Devil’s Food because Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell is simply satanic. Then make sure you follow orders from the box � like poor, doomed Michael Douglas does. Then, let them cool off � like he didn’t. Coat the cakes with the whitest frosting that’s on sale because Sharon always wraps herself in white. Then stab each of them with an icepick-shaped toothpick (a little more expensive than regular picks but you saved all that money on the sale items so you can splurge � like Sharon�s first victim Johnny Boz did). Finally, use some red decorating gel and carefully draw labia on each cake. Then when Sharon flashes her wares during the flick, lick away. Simple and fun. “

Theme baked goods seem to be what’s missing in my life and heaven knows, the notion of dismembered body parts rice krispy treats seem to be in order for upcoming Halloween Shenanigans.

Other folks who reviewed the book so you have a broad range of reviews to consider.

The last stop in the VBT:
Day Eight: Oct. 13th: Heather Champ, San Francisco

Where the VBT has been before:
Day One: Oct. 6th Heath Row, Boston
Day Two: Oct. 7th Dave Thomas, Baltimore
Day Three: Oct. 8th Geoffrey Long, Washington DC
Day Four: Oct. 9th: Carrie Bickner, New York City
Day Five: Oct. 10th: Brad Graham, St. Louis
Day Six: Oct. 11th: Erik Benson, Seattle
Day Seven: Oct. 12th: Min Jung Kim, Oakland
Day Eight: Oct. 13th: Heather Champ, San Francisco

So yeah. Done.
I’m off to sit and rock in a corner the rest of the day.

Do it.

This is not a recommendation. This is a command.

I failed to mention earlier about the delightful food that we had at Jhames’ welcome shindig the other night. Perrin, a pal of Jhames who is both a chef and business woman with her won catering company, was kind enough to share some of her family’s olive oil, from Thomes Creek Olive Oil, with our merry crew.

Oh delight my soul. You could *taste* the spring & summer and sunshine in the olive oils. Have you *ever* experienced that? Wild & herby and a little smokey & acidic but extraordinarily well balanced? Damn skippy. A little drop of heaven drizzled on plain, fresh bread. Perfection.

Perrin, who has a wonderfully warm laugh as big as her heart and is my new cooking hero, brought two varietels for us.

100% Mission California Style
Cold pressed, extra virgin, unfiltered. A fantastic cooking oil as it’s really well balanced, soft on the tongue yet a zinger, outrageously aromatic.
$13 for 750 ML bottle.

Buy yourself 3 bottles or a case. You’ll be mad at yourself if you don’t. You think I’m kidding but I’m dead serious.

Ascolano Blend
POW! Strong backbone on this oil. Smooth, rich, and peppery/grassy notes. A drizzle/topper to food. Shazowy. Excellent to dip fresh bread in. I can only imagine what nice roasted vegs drizzled with this might do to me. I could faint. No really.
$8 for a 375 ML bottle.

Buy yourself at least 2 bottles. You’ll really kick yourself in the balls if you don’t. I’m still so not kidding.

No website yet as it’s a family owned and run company. (But I’m assured it’s coming soon).

Call to order: 530-566-1464
Tell them I sent you.

Werd.

Posted by Min Jung in FoodyFoody, General

Startling

Sometimes I amaze even myself.

So I woke up yesterday. After a morning phone call, I tried not carry that mood throughout the rest of the day.(edited because…I tend to say too much) Went to the APE and cast longing looks at cute comic authors while strolling along with the roommate. I’m silly that way. So many nifty little pubs all over the place. One particular sign at one booth which I especially liked said “You don’t have to buy anything…just walk by really slow so I can pick pocket you”. That and the “Bob the Angry Flower” guy were among my my various spontaneous and silly smiles of the day.

At one booth, one of the authors reminded me very much in face & and demeanor as my first boyfriend. That made me grin. Granted, being not so nearly a part of the starving comic community, I had no idea what a Xeric was but apparently them boys won one. Always good to see folks going after their passions.

Jon and I decided to throw a spontaneous dinner party. I think we’ve been inspired re: watching so many episodes of Iron Chef & other competitive culinary events that have recently been on the Food Network. Cooking for folks always makes me feel better and the comfort/cozy/laughter of snarky friends is always a good salve for whatever ails you. Amazingly, a good set of them were actually available on such short notice for a Saturday night. Ernie, Big Mike, Shebehe, Danny, Jen, Paris, Monte, Aaron, Jon & Myself.

On the Menu
Baked Brie (Wrapped in puff pastry, w/ raspberry jam melted in the center & glazed on top)
Spinach salad w/ chopped apples and crumbled blue cheese. Rice wine vinagrette dressing w/ Japanese red pepper.
Scallops wrapped in bacon (easier than one would ever expect)
Fresh Bread baked by Jon. (Soft, crusty, yummy)
Asparagus with a Dijon Mayo sauce made by Jon (blanched to perfection)
Broiled Shortribs w/ a red wine/balsamic vinegar & garlic sauce (Turned out pretty decent for a first attempt)
Golden baked Polenta (Happily yummerific)
Roasted potatos & carrots

And for dessert, Jon made a lovely custard and whip cream confection with fresh sliced mangos. It’s called “Little Yellow Different” for Ernie. Everyone loves that kid, big long time.

We decided to do the dinner party at around 4PM. We got home from grocery shopping at about 4:45.
We had food ready to serve by 7:00PM. Not bad considering we only have two burners and have to share the cooking space.

We built a cozy fire in the fireplace, chilled out, and watched havoc play out with Ernie’s latest obsession Mario Party

After that, I went to bed, exhausted and more at ease. I was astonished that my pillow was still wet from that morning.

Posted by Min Jung in FoodyFoody, General

Sunshine

From Leia, who is a grand piece of sunshine herself,

“Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.” -James Barrie

To recap on my the remaining parts of my TX trip, I’m a bit overdue and I apologize for the delay.

Texas Adventures: Yeeehawww Part 3 The evening after returning from the wedding & blogger meetup with Michael & Ari, Tim, & Jish, Pamela & I returned home on the lateside, started dorking out & got online, laughing, blogging, & reading up on folks. Mel who had planned to join us, was hijacked by a boy and his geekdom and unable to join us but we chatted afterwards and she was kind enough to offer me some drugs to ameliorate my sneezie weezies from the house of kitties. Michael is totally correct when he refers to me as a blockhead.

Saturday morning Pamela was kind enough to drive me to the airport where I picked up a rental for my trek to Dallas from Austin.I apparently have a penchant for red mustangs in TX and this time opted for the convertible model. After minor delays in locating Tim’s home in the college ghetto, we were off & running. The three hour trek flew by as we chatted about everything and I was ever so grateful for the company. Arriving at Dave,’s was a breeze and after unloading our shtuff, we were off to Casa De Jeremy & Mark where we chilled, cheered on Jeremy in his missions on Grand Theft Auto, and caught up. Soon we were joined by Matt & Leia and to the Tippery we went. Snarkdom be had by all and Shiner booze to boot.
Thought of the moment "1 Vagina, 2 Vagina, 3 Vagina 4! Everyone! Sing along!!"p>

Here’s something to note: Jeremy + 14 consecutive hours of Grand Theft Auto + Jeep = Entertainment. Down one way streets & over dividers. In real life. Woot. Down to the grassy knoll we went. Leia was gracious about explaining the historical significance of an obscured window where the lone gunman watched and targeted JFK. X marked the spot and we later held our stomachs whilst checking out the autopsy photos. Ewww. Some grocery shopping for the pending Oblique was completed and the butchers were very kind to slice up everything for me as I requested. The gang’s pal Andy was moving and to a farewell party we zipped. Mark drove the mustang and let’s just say that he made all the passengers more comfortable being behind the wheel than his roommate. Top down, zipping through Dallas in a red mustang convertible. I recommend it highly.

Our cheeks tingled and our hair got as crazily whipped as well, one of those boys at Folsom Street Fair. Hee. Favorite moments at the party include listening to my favorite Mark& Josh sing tunes and sharing our little answers to the question “Who was your sunshine this week? Whose sunshine were you?” I had incredible warm fuzzies and slept fitfully that eve.

Sunday, I was up and at’em early. I was graced enough to locate the church where my mother’s godmother attends and where her son, the Father (yes I know that sounds grammatically odd) presides over mass. It felt like being home and I had even more sunshine in my belly. The Lee’s are old friends of the family and while Mrs. Lee was my mother’s godmother, Father Joe used to beat up my brother when we were children and gave me both my first prayerbook and my first rosary. Mr Lee, I recall, had experienced an outstanding reunion with his brother whom he hadn’t seen for nearly 30 years as his brother had lived in North Korea. Losing contact with each other during the 50s, 60s, 70s, and early 80s, they had finally been able to establish contact and see each other face to face. I cannot imagine that sort of separation from family and loved ones and that story always makes me recognize how very precious those whom I love are to me. Mrs Lee, ever a friend to the family, introduced my Father to my Stepmother in 1994. She’s about 2 degrees of separation from every Korean Catholic in North America. She smacked my hand playfully and said that next time I come to TX I must stay with her and she must feed me. Lots. She asked if I had a boyfriend yet. I said I was waiting for God to provide. That’s the only answer, I’ve found, that satisfies and shuts up the nags that comes from those of the older generation that love you.

The rest of Sunday was spent basking in my personal sunshine, and prepping. Prepping a LOT of food. I really dug speaking with Dave, regarding cultural differences between TX & elsewhere; reminiscing about the loveliness of Lausanne with Denise,& Charles and feeling like a rockstar with Ed K.. Not to mention totally making Julie,blush ridiculously red. Thanks loads to the DFW Bloggers that came out and I was very glad to meet you all. Tim & I headed back home to Austin around 9:30 and arrived safely around 1. Driving to Tim‘s house, the roads were clear. In the 10 minutes it took me to grab directions from his home to Pamela’s a tree had fallen across the road, toppled by the fierce winds that were picking up. Was it coincidence or fate? I don’t know but I got back to Pamela’s safely and passed out cold after repacking my shtuff for the long flight back.

Monday AM: Up early, eating cinnamon buns with the gal, laughing, hugging, and saying silly adieus. Mad props go to the following folks who made my TX sojourn incredible: Pamela, Dale, Mel & The Cats, VJ & Greggy, Jish, Michael, Ari,Tim, Dave, Jeremy, Mark, Leia, Matt, Bryan, Katie, Amanda, Ed K., Denise, Charles, Erica, Julie, And so now I’m back. Here’s my FOBiQue recipes that I sent out to the lovely DFW folks who were at dinner. I unfortunately don’t measure accurately but to give you a brief overview of what goes in the stuff I cooked

*Burlgogi (Beef FOBBQ)
Thin sliced beef
Soy Sauce
Sesame Oil
Sugar
Crushed Garlic
Slivered scallions
Shredded Asian Pear
Pepper
Rice wine vinegar
One crushed kiwi to soften/tenderize beef (it’s weird but it works) Some eat a mild variation of this dish as beef Tartar. Hardcore I say. I
prefer my Fobique cooked.

*Daeji Burlgogi (Spicy Pork FOBBQ)
Thin Sliced Pork
Go Chu Jjang (spicy red Korean bean paste)
Splash of Soy sauce
Splash of Sesame Oil
Slivered Scallions
Brown SugarWhen squishing the pork around in the hot stuff,(with your bare hands is best) don’t forget to make goofy kitschy horror movie type noises. Bleah blah blah blah…bleah…Bad dialogue like "These are the spleens of my exboyfriends" are a plus.

*Gim Bop (Korean Style Vegetable Maki)
Spinach
Carrots
Shitake Mushrooms
Saute each separately and set aside. All are seasoned with just sesame oil, sesame seeds & salt
Fry Egg & slice in strips
1 Pickled Daikon (Fluorescent yellow) slice in strips
Cooked rice & Seaweed for rolling up your maki
Rice goes in 3/4 of the seaweed paper (My method is to keep a bowl of cool water handy and grab bits of rice & spread it across the seaweed while it’s still fairly hot) Add strips of each element across the rice & roll baby, roll like you’re on ecstasy. You can salt & season your rice with rice wine vinegar and salt if you want but it’s not necessary. Slice into 3/4 inch wide slices & prance about studly cuz you have made the prettiest dish in the neighborhood.

* Kimchi JJigheh (Big spicy stinkin pot of stew)
1 Jar of kimchi – use 3/4 for soup and 1/4 for kimchi pancakes
Sour/old kimchi is the best for this. If your kimchi is too crisp/fresh, then you may need to add some vinegar to sour it up.
Put kimchi in pot.
Add water to cover
Boil then simmer.Add cubed tofu
Chopped onions
Cubed Squash and other vegetables (Mushrooms are good)
(You can add fish or cubed pork or bacon to this dish to add layers of flavor)
Add 2 tablespoons of the spicy hot bean paste gochujjang to taste.
Add 2 tablespoons of butter to mellow out the taste
Add sugar to taste to balance the vinegary/spicy tastes
Simmer some more. Turn on the fan. Watch as flies drop after hovering too close to the lid of the pot. Go buy toiletpaper because your ass will hurt if you eat too much spicy stuff. And yes, you will have regular bowel movements. Kimchi fiber is good for you. Research in Korea shows that it kills cancer cells in some cases. You hear that? Kimchi kicks the shit out of some cancer cells. Fierce.

* Jjap Chae (Clear Noodle dish)
Mungbean/Celephane noodles
A quick boil and they are done.
Season with soysauce, sugar, sesame oil, sesame seeds
Toss in sautted veggies that you would otherwise have in gim bbop (look above) You can add some burlgogi to this dish too.

* Kimchi Pancakes
Dice small some kimchi
Add the mixed powder for Korean pancakes
Add enough water to make them "pancakey"
Fry.
You can create a dipping sauce using rice vinegar, soy sauce, and chopped scallions.

Found

Found: Rattlesnake Chili Recipe

2 tablespoons cooking oil
1/2 cup chopped green peppers
1lb ground beef (or turkey)
2 tablespoons chili powder
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, ground
2/3 cup tomato paste (6 oz. can)
2 cup pasta, uncooked
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cup cubed rattlesnake* (or chicken)
2 teaspoon salt
2 16-oz cans tomatoes, undrained
2 cup water

In 5 quart saucepan, heat oil and cook onions, green peppers and garlic until tender. Add meat; cook until done, about 6 minutes. Stir in seasonings, tomatoes and tomato paste. Heat to a boiling, reduce heat and simmer 2 hours. Before serving, add water and return chili to boiling. Stir in uncooked pasta; continue boiling, stirring frequently, 10 to 15 minutes. Serves 6.

*Dressing Rattlesnake:
1. Take dead rattlesnake, place on cutting board and hold firmly behind the head.
2. Cut off head and discard.
3. Cut off rattlers for your collection. They look good on display, made into a necklace, etc.
4. Strip off the skin and save. One long skin can make a good hatband, with enough skins, you can make a fine pair of boots.
5. Make a long slice on the underside and remove all internal organs.
6. Cut into chunks, and refrigerate until ready to use. (can be frozen)
7. Use as directed in your favorite recipe.

This and other chili recipes found here.

Posted by Min Jung in FoodyFoody, General