So my coworker KC was telling me about this new geneology site. Geni.com
One that’s a social network for families.
With the latest news on Myspace, sexual predators, and etc etc, I had to take a moment to still my head.
After all, rolling one’s little Asian eyes that far back into your head can cause bystanders to […]
Here’s a quick list of things that define what it’s like being back home.
* More home enhancements… not for any aesthetic continuity but again.. so that the house is easier to wipe down. (Grey marbelite counters, wood panel floors, white walls & cabinetry, light beige walls, a lawn that’s neglected …it is february after […]
Moi: Daddy!
The Daddy: Yesuh?
Moi: You know, while I appreciate having inherited your good looks, I got a problem.
The Daddy: Whassuh proburem my ruberly daughter?
Moi: I inherited your feet.
The Daddy: Wah?
Moi: Your FEET.
The Daddy: Oh.
Moi: Yes.
The Daddy: You mean duh smell?
Moi: That too.
The Daddy: You preper to habbuh ugurly paysuh and pretty peet?
Moi: …
The Daddy: …
Moi: […]
I am tinking dat you know
well, you know.
Why I habbuh to say when you knowing what I’m talking about.
Aishuh.
Ok, den, I say again por you becausuh you not ristening to me ebery time i say before time.
Stop! You worrying too muchuh anduh you makeuh me habuh to sing Shimuhn anduh Garpunkle.
Shlow downing
You moobuh too […]
Daddy: Oysh.
Moi: What now?
Daddy: You know your brother.
Moi: He didn’t call you lately?
Daddy: Aiysh.
Moi: So, what then?
Daddy: Aiyshuh.
Moi: No grandkids in the work. When do you think he’ll work on that?
Daddy: Maybe when he as old as daddy.
Moi: How old are you now?
Daddy: 67.
Moi: You’re not *that* old daddy.
Daddy: Mikeuh maybe not habuh […]
Moi: Anyong! (hello!)
Daddy: Ahhh Herrro my ruberly daughter
Moi: Happy New year Daddy!
Daddy: ah yes, you too.
Moi: I’m bowing to you… I think I’m facing east and everything.
Daddy: Hehehehe
Moi: Send Money!
Daddy: Stupid daughter
Moi: Silly Father
Daddy: You going to church today?
Moi: Yes, after work. It’s busy still…I’m going after work
Daddy: Good good.
Moi: I gotta go. Kiss Monica […]
So instead of my usual destination in the springtime, I’ve told a few friends that I’m planning on going to Korea next year.
In preparations, I’ll be regularly visiting this very nifty site to brush up on my language skills.
That and watching lots of Korean DVDs and music videos.
…
I wonder if I’m going to start beating […]
Double-Tongued Word Wrester Dictionary: Foblish
Becausing I can use da Foblish better than you can do dat ting.
I am understanding Foblish and speaking like dat because I knowing better how speak Engrish and Foblish prum yearsuh ob experiensuh.
I am so cool.
Hey kids! It is me, Super Sexy Anonymous Guest Blogger, here to share some nuggets of wisdom and wit with Miss Min Jung’s readers. Please enjoy the following true life dialogue where the part of “Mom” is played by my mother and the part of “Me” is played by “Me.”
Mom: What is that scrubby […]
Big Daddy: Herro?
Moi: Herro My Fada!
Big Daddy: Who?
Moi: Who do you think? It’s your stupid daughter.
Big Daddy: Oh. Hello rubely daugher.
Moi: How are you doing?
Big Daddy: Good good. Eberyting good.
Moi: How’s my rubely brother doing? He still there?
Big Daddy: No. He go back new yokuh.
Moi: Did you have fun together?
Big Daddy: No. No fun.
Moi: Huh. […]
Conversations with The Daddy (And yes, I wind up speaking pidgen Foblish to poppa)
Daddy:”Herro?”
Moi: “Herro! My Daddy!”
Daddy: “How are you!?”
Moi:”Oh daddy, you’d be amazed. I’m sitting here with some nice Korean American Girls”
Daddy: “Oh, how nice. Whatchoo doing so rate night?”
Moi: “We’re eating Pijjah!”
Daddy: “What kind of pijjah?!”
Moi: “Well, I’m having a salad, […]
You know. I am tin’king dis.
Sometime, you are riddle bit craygee and dat is ok.
Eberybody sometime rike dat.
What really is crayjee is ippuh you neber realizuh that eberybody is sometime crayjee. And ipuh you never let yourselpuh be riddle bit crayjee then some time later you going to be big crayjee. You don’t wanting […]
SEOUL JOURNAL
A Crash Course in Tradition for Modern Korean Brides
By NORIMITSU ONISHI
Published: June 25, 2004
SEOUL, South Korea - “After you get married and you’re buying shirts for your husbands, don’t throw away the straight pins,” the teacher said, explaining that they could be used to fasten traditional Korean dresses for storage.
Oh my goodnessuh.
So much ting happening since last year time we talking.
So much growing up.
So much change.
You are tinking that maybe not past enough. You so ambitiousuh.
You know. It’s ok.
I know you sometime sad tinking about pastuh and puture.
Tinking how maybe now is not where you wanting to be.
And maybe how to understand […]
OK.
So.
I am calling daddy to talking about how ebery bahdy doing after wedding.
He say he ok. And he lapphing at me. He see picturesuh that I email pyunjee (letter) sending him earlier thisuh week.
I am happy tinking that my famiry is doing so happy.
It kinda make me sad to tinking about how this year por […]
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