I’ve been habitually visiting icanhascheezburger.com
It’s my daily pick-me-up on the interweb. It’s outstripped cuteoverload and the manolo for ridiculousity that makes me happy and tickles my skin with sparkly exclamation points and giggles.
The lolcat (not to be mistaken with the lolkottke) is the awesome.
Rather - it ez de awsomezrs lol!!!
Last night I had a […]
I had a dream last night that I caught a 600LB catfish.
And then I had to find a restaurant who woould fry it up to serve to all my friends.
And then we found a kitten inside the belly of the catfish.
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I have decided to no longer eat onion rings with blue cheese dressing, and biscuits […]
Do you ever experience flash dreams?
They’re a common occurance for me.
I’m not sure how to describe them except in context of my life in the bay area and in an accelerated state of efficiency.
They are like daydreams on cocaine. Flashes, sparks, instantaneous images and experiences, pointed and poignant emotions evoked within seconds. Daydreams […]
What happens if you’re vegan but Catholic.
How do you deal with transubsnatiation.
Seriously.
Cheeky conversation with a gentleman while in my kitchen. We live together. This is far off in the future. Or was it the past. One never knows in dreams.
Moi: Pssst.
Him: What?
Moi: Wanna hear a secret?
Him: Sure
Moi: I hear the dishwasher has a crush on the cook.
Him: Oh really?
Moi: Yes. Tis true. They were […]
Oh Jayzus. Where do I begin.
So for whatever reason, I’m at this party. Not just any house party, but a fraternity party.
Back on campus at my alma mater. It must be Founder’s day or something and the Frat has decided to give props to my sorority by hosting the beer bust.
I am flirting […]
So I dreamt that I was biting on your shoulder.
And delighted in leaving little teeth indentations there and on the inside of your forearms.
I kissed each bite afterwards and watched carefully as they faded, stroking them until they were smooth again and without any feature or mark to say I’d been here next to you […]
I hate nightmares. In particular I hate the ease with which they creep inscrutible assertations into my waking hours. Plus the bellyache and general exhaustion that they cause. It’s so distracting when I’m trying to get beyond general monday-ness.
Last night I was carjacked. Stunned, vulnerable, and terrified. Suddenly small in […]
If you want to be like me, be sure to do the following.
1: Have insomnia sparked by nightmares for about two weeks.
2: Insist on catching up on sleep over the weekend based on pure exhaustion, fatigue, scotch, and perhaps some sleep medication.
3: Have an entirely new variety of nightmare.
4: Make sure it’s a fantasy D&D […]
Somehow or other I am trapped in an elevator.
With the four men who’ve played some significant roll in my life over the last year.
Three look cautiously at me, and then sit me down between them. They then direct their gazes over my head at the fourth. I cover my face in my hands, […]
“What are you thinking of?”
“Candy. (grin) and you?”
“That everything’s going to be ok. Really.”
It’s a little terrifying when you dream of someone you love in the hospital.
Especially when you’ve had recent experiences of such events in your life and they are still fresh in mind. The sound of quick paced nurses in scrubs as they rustle down the hall when you have your eyes closed and your […]
I occasionally have dreams where I’m in water.
In no way shape or form was I inspired for these dreams by looking over Magician/Healer’s shoulder as he qc’ed the code on his new skins while in my room over the weekend.
In last night’s dream, I found myself sinking slowly in spite of the extraordinary density and […]
I am here. You are sitting next to me.
I look ahead and I feel you looking at me.
I refuse to turn my head. I can only guess the expression and intentions on your face. I feel your hand reach behind my head to pull at the stray hairs at my neck that have […]
In my dream, I found myself waking from an afternoon nap amidst a bed of nettles and dahlias. As I leaned on my hand to get up, I cut myself again and the dahlias turned red completely red under my feet. Petals, stems, leaves, etc.
I covered my eyes from the sun with one […]
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