Kissing Bandit: Are you sleeping better yet?
Moi: As well as I can, considering.
KB: You have too much to do.
Moi: I know.
KB: You know what would help? hehehehe
Moi: Oh shut up. Sex does *not* fix everything.
KB: Oh yes it does.
Moi: Well, it is a good at delivering a sopophoric effect, but the side effects or […]
Moi: So what’s the latest?
Kissing Bandit: Going over funny conversations that I’ve had during this fabulous holiday weekend!
Moi: Oh…I see…so where were you off to this time?
KB: Mostly spent some delightful time in bed. On the phone. Giggling.
Moi: Uh oh. What’s his name this time?
KB: Oh, it’s not like that.
Moi: Then what’s up. Do share!
KB: […]
Kissing Bandit: You’re sulking.
Moi: Yeah. I know.
KB: Out with it. Give it up.
Moi: I’m…pissed at my dream life.
KB: Wuh oh.
Moi: Yeah. I’m having arguments and frustrating discussions w/ peeps I shouldn’t be having these arguments with.
KB: Are they arguing back?
Moi: Sorta.
KB: So I’m guessing the scenarios.
A) You’re arguing about shit that’s less than rational on […]
Kissing Bandit: Well, aren’t you going to say anything?
Moi: About what?
KB: Ya know. I saw them. They were all cooey and creepy and lovey dovey and stuff.
Moi: So?
KB: I mean. Here I was, just minding my business, having a latte and I see the dude who like… fuck. I mean. FUCK!
Moi: And?
KB: Then I […]
Kissing Bandit: I have this theory.
Moi: Out with it. What’s it this time?
KB: I think that the Filipinos are ze French of the Asia.
Moi: Explain.
KB: Well, they’re wildy romantic lovers, they sing, they have great stamina, good sized…uh equipment, and smoke like all hell.
Moi: Go on.
KB: And they’re also very bad drivers.
Moi: Ok…
KB: And it’s […]
Kissing Bandit:You know what I mean.
Moi: What?
KB: Like when you’re giving a blow job and the guy is well..
Moi: What?
Kissing Bandit: 30degrees leaning in any particular direction
Moi:!!
KB: It’s a bitch hitting your cheek against the hip bone.
Moi: !
KB: What? Like you haven’t been there?
Moi: You’re a bad bad woman.
KB: I know.
KB: Hey. Nice Work.
Moi: What? The kissing thing?
KB: Yeah. Laid some serious damage.
Moi: Yeah…well I try.
KB: Break any hearts?
Moi: Who me? Nah. We know I’m all talk and mostly well behaved.
KB: Unlike me.
Moi: You *are* the true mischief maker.
KB: I don’t even try.
Moi: Are you happy with your life and the most recent state of […]
On the subject of Vday Bitterness.
For our hero, Ze Kissing Bandit, prized pupil of Fifi Le BoomBoom shared the following.
Today, today, I feel both very loved, and very alone.
Tomorrow though, I shall fall in love again.
And the day after that, again too.
And some day soon enough, I shall continue in this habit of falling in […]
KB: I’m feeling kind of weird
Moi: Why, what’s up?
KB: I … I think I’m … excited about a boy…
Moi: GASP! Who?
KB: Oh, this little SLAM … he makes me giggle
Moi: And cooo?
KB: Yeah. It’s weird… do you get light headed like this normally?
Moi: When smitten, on occasion, why yes, that’s happened.
KB: Sonnuva bitch.
Moi: OH SNAP! […]
Last night I had a gamers/gourmands dinner party at my home.
No pix. Because really, who would suspect that you’d want pictures of people dorking out, playing video games, talking about gaming culture, and eating.
All I can say is *dayam*. We started off the evening with a moment of silence and the universally recognized prayer […]
Moi: You did *what*?
KB: *whisper whisper*
Moi: With that guy you barely know!? I mean, Fuck!
KB: *wink*
Moi: Wow.
KB: Girl…life is too short not to work it.
Moi: Yeah, but there’s a difference between working it and letting it work you… give the cooch a break…
KB: That’s what death is for.
Moi: That’s necropheliac sexy.
KB: Damn. Good point.
Moi: […]
KB: So what was *that* about?
Moi: Ah, nothing. Just a very handsome chap from the band said I had nice earrings.
KB: They are quite nice. Rather glad I got those for you.
Moi: I went into a tizzy about how they’re my every day earrings…blahblahblah non fashionista am I, but I’m trying…ya know…wearing my hair down […]
How do you discern what’s appropriate, in actions or words, when you see someone you care about placed in harm’s way.
On one hand, per my new year’s resolutions, I should take a step back and disengage my emotional involvement.
On the other hand, there’s a sense of imperitive damage that may result out of not doing […]
Moi:So what was the kiss of death this time.
KB: He said I was deep.
Moi: And … how’s that bad?
KB: He fucking sounded ASTONISHED when he said it?
Moi: What?
KB: Like “OH MY GAWD, YOU’RE A HOT PIECE OF ASS *AND* YOU LIKE DISCUSSING DYSTOPIAN SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS BASED ON LIMITATIONS IN COMMUNICATIONS MEDIUMS?”
Moi: Oh… I see.
KB: And […]
Moi: So what’s the latest scandal?
Kb: Girl, you don’t even wanna know.
Moi: Spill it.
Kb: *whisper whisper whisper*
Moi: Get the FUCK OUT!
Kb: No seriously.
Moi: And so then what?
Kb: Nothing. I’m just going to keep moisturizing my hands in the meantime.
Moi: Oh. My. Gawd.
Kb: Yup.
Moi: Don’t forget to trim them fingernails too.
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