- Pink hat @ Dolphins Fountain http://t.co/f7rTI0Bm #
- Yay Amelia with @jasonh http://t.co/eqHRFFfl #
- And she's out. @ Crystal Fish http://t.co/XUoPQY81 #
- Noodling. http://t.co/0qEgksS5 #
- Cute. @jasonh with the little ladies. http://t.co/jP53VAhw #
- Brunch then checking out. Been an awesome family weekend. Cc @jasonh (@ The C – Restaurant and Bar) http://t.co/5CkbJGN8 #
- @amyupnorth @jasonh you are not alone! in reply to Djien2 #
- Amelia is in the bathtub acting out all the parts in a play where they quest for a treasure…which is a … lipstick. #ohbaby #
- I'm watching Glee (950 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue @GLEEonFOX #
- Best veggie dip for the #4hb diet is a can of anchovies, chopped basil (out of the tube is fine) and a little cottage cheese mashed smooth. #
- Update on #projectmilf Down 3" and some lbs too. Bmi down 0.6 http://t.co/q58WQEk0 #
- Hello kitty!! @ Little Hollywood Community Park http://t.co/TxXYkSNi #
- @driph withings wifi scale and app. #
- Blowing kisses out TGIF. @ Little Hollywood Community Park http://t.co/zJPCeGFa #
- Pickup to go. (@ Genki Ramen w/ 2 others) http://t.co/9ko1nl4y #
- Isabelle loves her raver Sherpa pink fuzzy hat. http://t.co/Q3wiPpif #
- One of the nicer things about tuning the kid on to Kpop for dance & music breaks is that it's unlikely that she'll see bare ass shaking. #
- Fantasizing about hiring a sitter just so I can take a drive in @jasonh 's car while he's out of the country. #caniborrowthecarkeysplox #
- Tshirt and onesie ideas. "Mom Diggity" and 'I love it when you call me big pooper'. #iusedtobehipthenibecameamom #
- @baconator seriously. Make them as a set for all the new parents you know. #
- @baconator <3 ! #
- @jasonh Pretty sure the garage remote in my car would work just fine too. *Plotting* <evil fingers tapping together menacingly> #
February 2012 Archive
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-26
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-19
- I'm at Hanuri ??? (4217 Geary Blvd, 7th Avenue, San Francisco) http://t.co/vJNVr2P4 #
- I'm watching The 54th Annual Grammy Awards (26644 others checked-in) http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue #grammys #
- I unlocked the 54th GRAMMY Awards sticker on @GetGlue! #GRAMMYs http://t.co/wh7lKpRn #
- So. I've had my boob burped on and passed out on for Valentines day. I kind of feel like I'm in college all over again. #ohbaby2 #happyvday #
- Video Isabelle http://t.co/h6yVBQeP #
- Valentine http://t.co/eo8FEzf5 #
- Me and one of my sweeties http://t.co/Opra46G3 #
- Squish cheeks http://t.co/qUYEuVS0 #
- Kisses to all today. You are lovely, loveable, and gorgeous. Smooches. #valentine #kiss #
- @jasonh just signed us up for a sports package so we can follow the #insanity Yay. #
- I think it's a good thing that @jasonh and I got a new couch as we anticipate friends coming over to watch the Knicks for #linsanity #
- Isabelle loves hair on her face. Mine. I think this is hair envy. http://t.co/3MouC0as #
- Serious potty training apparently requires patience, M&Ms, and a metric shitton of paper towels for cleaning up messes. #ohbaby #
- I'm at Monterey Bay Aquarium (886 Cannery Row, at David Ave., Monterey) w/ 5 others http://t.co/wz9KPVtZ #
- With otters http://t.co/r7Gq5hy0 #
- Starfish http://t.co/DCkUaCrt #
- Big eyes! @ Monterey Bay Aquarium http://t.co/p2zefVxM #
- In a pinch a shower cap works pretty well to manage diaper poopstink while staying at a hotel. #momprotip #
- Well happy birthday to Michael Jordan. He's clearly a slacktard in that I got @mj before he or Michael Jackson could. Suckers. #
- Worst thing about parenthood: Realizing that as a parent of a toddler, you can never ever EVER make a dirty banana joke EVER again. #true #
- @lloydi Total lose! Hoping parenthood is treating you well. More PICS! <3 And yes. Suckers are suckers who don't know that I'm the real MJ #
- @lloydi I have totally seen that face on you at 4AM outside the omni. A beauty. in reply to soyanaya #
- @kevinmarks 15 years? Hmmm maybe. Still feels wrong then. in reply to espion #
- @lloydi I know the feeling. I've missed a lot over the last few years too. My heart swells with bourbon awesomeness each march regardless. #
- Facepalm. Accidentally said "Love you, bubye" to the hotel room service guy on the phone. Whatever. Pancakes at 9 and coffee. I do love him. #
- Morning Isabelle! @ The Clement Monterey http://t.co/e9O5ao0g #
- Morning chatter. http://t.co/yj0YKG7e #
- I think Adele does a fantastic job of reminding the world that Big Girls can be f*cking fabulous. #
- I'm at Monterey Bay Aquarium (886 Cannery Row, at David Ave., Monterey) w/ 12 others http://t.co/zdcxtn04 #
- Dolphin ish http://t.co/w5m219LZ #
- Love @ First Awakenings http://t.co/Wft5cJOd #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-12
- Angry Isabelle in her samurai bunny hat. @ Susan Salon http://t.co/qGeLEvUa #
- Kind of awesome – My daughter Isabelle can be calmed down if you carry her and do the electric slide. #ohbaby2 #
- Chewing toenails while balanced on the potty. #ohbaby @ My Home http://t.co/Uhl03l8J #
- Isabelle week 10 #ohbaby2 http://t.co/H4avUNMz #
- First attempt. Whole roast chicken http://t.co/er771feZ #
- Amelia just sang a mashup of the Wonderpets song with Dory from Finding Nemo (Keep Swimming!) and Head Shoulders Knees & Toes. #ohbaby #
- @mzhummina love you! #
- Successfully managed to solo tank taking two young children to Target to do some light shopping. And no one shat or pissed on me. #momwins #
- @neilio 1 of my friends recommends baking projects to learn patience. You can't rush it otherwise baked goods get burnt. Yummy rewards too. #
- I'm watching Pulling http://t.co/XXd0KsT7 @GetGlue #Pulling #
- Top 10 piece of advice for new parents: Get 2 hampers. 1 for biohazard, 1 for non biohazard. What's your advice? #advicefornewparents #
- TGIF. Ole! Isabelle 10.5 weeks http://t.co/QQusHXrd #
- Getting my #howtobeblack book signed by @Baratunde ! (@ Whiskey Thieves w/ @baratunde) http://t.co/FkRrpI2k #
- The show "Pulling" is brilliant in exposing and admitting everyone's own self sabotaging tragedies and absurdities in relationships. #bbctv #
- Had a delightful night out! <3 @baratunde @allaboutgeorge @weegee @gaberivera and new friends @malaikamose @adriarichards @meettravis #
- @meettravis A blast for me as well!! *hugs!* #
- Peace. Amelia 32 months @ My Home http://t.co/uDKgirZP #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-02-05
- Slow drivethru. (@ In-N-Out Burger w/ 2 others) http://t.co/9JGOp7r5 #
- I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! http://t.co/lQ1iducQ #
- @Ernielyd fairwell party! (@ The Liberties Bar w/ @gerardiki @donnyo) http://t.co/l2mZKU0j #
- Ernie. Drunk! http://t.co/66VLvq4y #
- I've now been to the hospital with 3 of my former bridesmaids. I have many mixed feelings and thoughts about this. #
- Watching @Xxxtine sleep as we await more results here at UCSF ER. Looks like sf won't let this feisty gal catch her flight back to Toronto. #
- "You Shall Not Pass" said the bowel obstruction to the LOTR Geek. cc @xxxtine Yes. Even in the ER room we can be dorks. #
- @Daigansf Kids and myself are fine. My good friend visiting from Toronto. Heading back to visit with her to ucsf shortly. #
- The last day has been a bit chaotic,I have to say it's a tremendous reminder of how kind,wonderful and genuinely good people my friends are. #
- In times of crisis I know who I want by my side. A whole heap of catty assholes who make me laugh with loads of love in spite of myself. #
- New motto: if I can laugh about it, I can get thru it. #
- 2012 goal. More heroic acts of friendship. #
- @tharpo Gladly! I miss you! #
- @mzhummina @xxxtine not sure! Wahhhh! It's not me of course! in reply to GeoffDavies #
- Never in my life have I been so rooting and cheering for someone to fart before. YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Go @Xxxtine !!! #fart #sbo #
- @tara hah! Her morphine is my friend. #
- Just got my copy of @baratunde 's #howtobeblack . Hurrah! #
- @xxxtine is doing much much much much better. Hopefully the Drs will let her eat something soon. Hurray! #
- ProjectMilf status. 2 weeks on #4hb and 9 weeks after giving birth. http://t.co/AzTx9XMi #
- @michinyun thanks lady! #
- @Julia_JJ Dooooo iiiiiiit! Join the #projectmilf bandwagon. #
- @paolo wow! Nice! Go studly! #
- @jakesutton The withings wifi scale sending data to a website and iPhone app. Pretty cool actually. #
- Withings app data. Cc @jakesutton http://t.co/wz0QBXHS #
- @xxxtine doing well and craving a sandwich. She checks out of the hospital tomorrow. http://t.co/60miZvgi #
- Amelia insisted that the rosemary was a Christmas tree and needed a star on top. Ergo aluminum foil st @ My Home http://t.co/KFG74RdL #
- Picking up @xxxtine who is finally being discharged. Hurray! (@ UCSF Medical Center w/ 2 others) http://t.co/bK5ZfaKx #
- @Cruftbox I will definitely pass that on to @jasonh. You two are overdue to meet irl and geek out about tech and biking and etc. in reply to Lammykins #
- Pedicure with @xxxtine. (@ Aqua Spa) [pic]: http://t.co/Gj69meVt #
- @Cruftbox @jasonh Telling him how awesome it is and to be thankful for his luck and fortune? I suspect he already knows.
# - First time here with @xxxtine and @stkyrice. Woot. (@ House Of Sisig) http://t.co/R5HLeTCB #
- Just spotted Grilled Eggplant with Tomat… @ House of Sisig on @foodspotting http://t.co/6AAo5EP1 #
- Nomnomnom. (#3 Dinner @ House of Sisig) on @foodspotting http://t.co/3ICPW5QN #
- Filipino food carnage aftermath http://t.co/CB7h3AE7 #
- Rock star @ My Home http://t.co/JepRA4gC #
- No swinging @ Japan Center http://t.co/VElEn2b2 #
- I just unlocked the “Mall Rat” badge on @foursquare! Time for a fancy pretzel. http://t.co/sZDDLHMc #
- I'm at The Big 4 (1075 California St, at Taylor St, San Francisco) w/ 2 others http://t.co/guXJJxTv #
- Balvenie, Portwood 21 years old. #scotch @ The Big 4 http://t.co/Ahg3FALO #
- For Black History Month my honky husband will be reading to me from @baratunde 's book #howtobeblack To the tunes of negro spirituals. #
- It's International Kissing day. I think I should be the official mascot for this holiday. Have I Kissed you? http://t.co/dmli7I9T #kiss #