- I hate when someone farts as they leave the room. It's like a back handed insult that you never get a chance to respond to. #iknowyoudidit #
- @kathrynyu Reminds me of my favorite korean stationary "You make my heart warm. Like toast." in reply to vwebworld #
- @ChopTedAllen For the first 1-1.5 Hour. Then 2 glasses/piece for the following 2 hours. in reply to stalebetty #
- @mamash You, sir, are all class. Remind me never to walk behind you. in reply to Shopaholic #
- Only 1 more week until out scheduled baby Squee -section. #38weeks #occupymyuterus #ohbaby2 @ My Home http://t.co/lFJS4SvY #
- @HRLori @scottbeale wonderful news to hear! Sending loads of love! #
- @jasonh @brendonjwilson queue flight of the conchords "it's business time" #
- @eggrollstan I want to witness that. #
- @amyupnorth heel to the neck! Go! #
- Kid's having a great morning. Hugged me awake. Gave @jasonh a good bye kiss as he left for work saying "I wub you" and "Goo Mornin" to gma. #
- @rk @kh Wahooooo! Congrats! #
- Oh: "Movember makes faces itchy so you're just as likely to kiss or teabag the dude. Which makes you think about balls. Oh. And cancer. " #
- <sarcasm> Ha Ha Ha.Why yes I have indeed stolen a 15 Lb turkey and stuffed it up my shirt. </sarcasm> #stopnowbeforeipunchyourneck #
- @mmayo @jasonh OMFG That video clip is a whole bunch of WTF – WTF WTF WTMF-F #
- @mmayo @jasonh You know. It would be kind of awesome if one of those guys wound up being a marrow match for @superamit. #
- Hark. I hear the child across the apt deciding if she wants to face my ire at this hour. Pausing. Then shuffling back to her room. #smart #
- My AM ire has been defeated by the child growling like a lion then her running over to hug me "Goo Moa nying" #toocheerfultohate #
- * Reminder to all IRL bay area friends, if you do not have plans for Thanksgiving or even if you do, you are invited to Casa Hoffman/Kim.DM! #
- @marymdeaton We'll do our best to feed @jacksonwest well for you! #
- @marymdeaton doing great! Family says hai! #
- Tunnel vision. http://t.co/QH9KfY7E #
- Excited to see friends tomorrow for Thanksgiving! If you don't have plans or have some free tummy space, please stop by tomorrow! #thanks #
- Motherinlaw made pies! http://t.co/6CfbD6oh #
- Happy Thanksgiving to all! <3 Wishing you all safe travels, good eating, and much joy to you and your loved ones. #thanksgiving #
- @baratunde "It's like a plutocrat but instead of being the only dog in the disney universe that doesn't talk, it dances to techno" #
- Challah dough on it's 3rd rise, 10 Lbs of potatoes peeled, Candied Ginger Yams in the oven, Shitake Mushroom Gravy in the starts. #turkeyday #
- Challehluia! The dough has risen. http://t.co/32WN2u1T #
- “@lia: you guys, bilingual babies are the best: http://t.co/xHQIH3Qc it's science! i pity all you monolinguals and your puny brains.” #
- Challeluiah! Bread roll loaf http://t.co/hBncAlrl #
- I really love that eating dimsum has become a part of our Thanksgiving tradition (easy to eat while cooking and waiting for guests).#win #
- Holy crow we have a lot of food. Come help us eat it! Ping me or @jasonh #
- @allaboutgeorge singing for his supper as Amelia dances! http://t.co/4UUW7AbL #
- Living room concert of awesomeness for thanksgiving @ Ashton San Francisco Luxury Apartments http://t.co/cWVmsLlh #
- Super thankful for all the love and laughter I experienced today during our Thanksgiving dinner. <3 you all so much! <3 #
- I celebrated Black Friday by staying in my PJs, napping loads, eating leftovers, cuddling family, and not spending a goddamn dime. #win #
- @charlobo Kinda awesome, totally perfect. #
- Nothing like waking up to the gentle growling of a child saying "BEARRRRRR BEARRRRR" in your ear first thing in the morning. #ohbaby #
- @photomatt The whole family is looking forward to seeing you then ! #
- @lucian @photomatt Me too! Come stateside sometime Lucian! Either that or I'mma have to come with @jasonh on one of his trips some time. #
- And Its #39weeks Tomorrow we have the scheduled Baby Squee-section. Exciting times. #ohbaby2 #occupy @ My Home http://t.co/eunirLg6 #