- @fordzilla and @tecgirl Thanks again so much for inviting us to your monkey's little party! Huge congrats and excitement! Squee! #
- 2 year old kid sang "I want to party. It is a party. I have to party. I did a party. ! I'M ON A BOAT!" #wtfkid cc @andrewwk @andrewwkkidz #
- Huh. Did the #emmys break twitter? #
- BabySquee has proclaimed victory,dominion,extermination over belly button lint by pushing the innie to an outtie. #29weeks #
- @ninavizz yup. Very normal. in reply to hesa #
- @eingy Thanks so much for coming over today with Jin! That was so much fun and awesome and nom! <3 to you! #
- Annoyed that this episode of Dora has a rainbow with the colors in the wrong order. Come *on* people. #dumb #
- For proof that the animators at Dora the Explorer are morons. Rainbow with incorrect color order. *sigh*. #roygbiv http://t.co/HOdrMFUO #
- The Girl who Waited. Jayzus this episode just made me tear up. http://t.co/vSzjnVwd @GetGlue @bbcdoctorwho #
- @rekatz @jasonh and I were at the lovely wedding for @k and @c too. It was indeed a wonderful wonderful day too. #
- @critic Too late. On the God Complex now. Half way through. in reply to blklstd #
- @critic I hate when you're right. in reply to blklstd #
- @jeff Peh. Alliance. (I joke! i joke! … mostly) #
- Hubbycakes, there are 2 episodes of Extreme Home Makeover on the dvr waiting for you. I'll let you watch w/ the kid & a box of tissue. #
- @jeff Nah, I quit when Cataclysm came out. Hope all is well with you as well. Cheers. =D #
- Wednesday pigtail special http://t.co/Ba634fKU #
- @lloydi @rem I've blocked hundreds and hundreds. #
- Precautionary monitoring since I had a little spotting earlier today. Nothing to panic about. (@ UCSF Medical Center) http://t.co/MjV2HpTO #
- @sadbear Hugs. Thanks again so much for coming to the rescue today. Amelia's passed out. i'm napping now too. Hugs. We still have ur monkey. #
- Learned today that I have a fried cervix. Does that come with a burger? Who comes up with these names. #wtfwomanparts #
- @ptaillon I soooo do not want Andrew Zimmerman anywhere near my ladybits. #ijustthrewupinmymouthalittlebit #
- Instead of saying MINE, she says "Let me try" She's learned "No, Thank You" instead of screaming NOO! and punching #winning #notsoterrible2s #
- Reunited Amelia and grandma @xlntjoy http://t.co/1IUZYIAj #
- Apparently Yao ming ate here. (@ Beijing Restaurant ????) http://t.co/H2yUeyB9 #
- Pebbles Flintstone with messy face http://t.co/WY8KU5qg #
- My mom-in-law is in town and she's going to teach me how to make kimchi this weekend. Anyone else want in? cc @timferriss @eingy #
- And yes, that's my white mother-in-law @xlntjoy who's been making kimchi for like 30 years. She's pretty pro. #
- @amyupnorth Super happy birthday to you Sis! I'm so glad that we've been friends for like… the last decade! <3 #
- Huge lovey congrats to @u_m and @cloudwrangler today! Love, laughter, happily ever after! Plus the great stuff inbetween! #cocktailsnlove #
- @rekatz @jasonh @stefsull Nice! I proposed to @jasonh via Outlook Meeting/Ical request and we had a flashmob tweeted wedding. #
- @eingy Hope Jin feels better soon! I know how hard it can be when the little bear is sick! =( Hoping for quick recoveries. #
- @stefsull @jasonh @rekatz @garazi Adorables! #
September 2011 Archive
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-25
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-18
- I appreciate that this 9/11 anniversary comes on the eve of chuseok, a Korean holiday for remembering loved ones and giving thanks. #
- Again! (@ Hanuri) http://t.co/GxXBjlD #
- If anyone has tips on how to curb toenail chewing behavior in toddlers, I'd *love* to hear them, Yes. TOE NAILS. #
- 'Do you want a bath?''Nooo''Do you want to go nighnigh?''Nooo' 'Are you tired?''Noooo''Do you want to pass out unexpe http://t.co/MrldmTE #
- Indian food after midnight. WTF. I've got the heartburn regardless. Bring it on. #ifeatingspicyIndianfoodiswrongidontwannaberaita #badpun #
- Today is Chuseok! Give thanks, remember and call your loved ones. Also, i insist, INSIST, you go eat Korean food. #chuseok #
- Amelia refuses to accommodate mummy's wishes for a hanbok pic. http://t.co/toPYYiY #
- I feel like I'm in a soju calendar. http://t.co/FOk11qJ #
- @aprilini @ceedub How perfect! Don't be surprised if the place you wind up at is busy! <3 you both and congratulations again you lovebirds! #
- @jef_poskanzer you can surely fund a new one ! #
- 28 weeks http://t.co/tQ8fwj7 #
- Child and I are having a little lunch here. Also picked up rice cakes for chuseok. #chuseok [pic]: http://t.co/sfBoyTr #
- Jja jjang myun face http://t.co/8UYlwdW #
- Dear bitch who doesn't know how to drive a uhaul truck. Try signaling once in a while. Pick one lane. Stop nearly Sideswiping cyclists. #
- Holy crap that nap kicked my ass. Both Amelia and I have been knocked out since 5 or so. She's still cuddled up. #
- @eingy @helava Most AWESOME parents! #
- OH: "Like a pink unicorn shitting rainbows fucking a narwhal in the middle of your office" #
- Here's why the Brits are fucking awesome: An episode of Shaun the Sheep has one of the sheep dressed as a Dalek. Season2 on Netflix. #
- @charlobo Timmy is the baby sheep in Shaun the Sheep series. Spinoff from the Wallace & Gromit folks. #
- @tara I did an open letter on my blog to my psycho ex landlady and tagged it with the rental's address so it'd come up on searches. #
- Dear @jasonh,when you come home there are chores for you. Not because I'm hormone raging, but because if you don't, I will. #estrorage #
- @tara FYI For reference. http://t.co/u4e9SRto #
- @ChadScott @jasonh Not at all. I'm just tired. And I've hand scrubbed floors, started laundry, done dishes and deal w/ leaking ceiling. #
- @tara http://t.co/hHCZmyL4 #
- The child just invented an imaginary hand-held pet named "Sammy". She just *loves* Sammy, #
- @photojunkie @jasonh HA. HA HA HA. HA ha HA ha HA. #
- Really happy for all the folks at @joyent who have worked so hard to make the Joyent Public Cloud launch. @jasonh is lucky to have you. #
- @Imanii_93 @iquote4love um. Blocked. in reply to tomahawque_ #
- @jasonh @gruber @tferriss oh the memories! #
- @tara Woah more drama eh? When is the move out? in reply to planetacanarias #
- Victory! Child is napping and when tidying up her trains said 'cleanyup clean yup. Just like mommy. ' #ifuckingwinAtthismomshittoday #
- Amelia gave a shoutout to Brooklyn for @baratunde ! Great seeing you! #
- Family dinner before @jasonh heads to Asia. Again. (@ Hanuri) [pic]: http://t.co/Ugtw32rX #
- @Aubs who got your piano ? #
- @Aubs @helenjane lucky lucky! I expect updates of cello piano performances soon! #
- In slightly unnerving parenting news, the child and I just ate her imaginary squeeking pet "Sammies". #uhnotsureifthatsawinorlose #
- @baratunde Pescadero is lovely and right near Half Moon Bay. If you want to fancy brunch hard make your way to Cetrella. It's amazing. #
- I know I have about 8 weeks or so left to go but OMFG I'm SO TIRED of my BELLY FEELING SO F*CKING HUGE AND INHABITED BY ALIENS. #estrorant #
- @eingy That'd actually be awesome. Jason's away again until next saturday. #
- @citymama Thanks! yes, another girl =D in reply to channelone #
I feel like I’m in a soju calendar.
I feel like I’m in a soju calendar.
Originally uploaded by minjungkim.
Happy Chuseok Folks!
The irony, btw, is that this is the only dress that I *fit* into while non pregnant and 7 months. And the funny thing is, I don’t even show a belly in this one. Oh Korean modest fashion sensibilities. The Hanbok is the only Korean dress that *doesn’t* make a woman feel fat. It just makes *every* woman look fat.
‘Do you want a bath?”Nooo”Do you want to go nighnigh?”Nooo’ ‘Are you tired?”Noooo”Do you want to pass out unexpectedly with the iPad and have your mom take incriminating photos of you?’
‘Do you want a bath?”Nooo”Do you want to go nighnigh?”Nooo’ ‘Are you tired?”Noooo”Do you want to pass out unexpectedly with the iPad and have your mom take incriminating photos of you?’
Originally uploaded by minjungkim.
Yup. I can’t wait until she’s a teenager to reuse this.
This nun took care of me 10 years ago.
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Originally uploaded by minjungkim.
When I was stranded in Paris during 9/11.
Plus she got me just a little bit drunk on a delightful plum flavored liqueur.
God bless the kindness of strangers.
Also, if you must know, she said “Oooh La La” when delightful French panties that my friend Felita had purchased for me the week before, exploded out of my suitcase as I was settling in and unpacking my stuff at the convent.
So yeah. True story.
French nuns. Me. Panties. Plum Liqueur. “Ooh La La” and 9/11/01.
I know, not your typical story or experience, but definitely a memorable one.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-11
- Left the amazing wedding of #cplusa Amelia,party animal,blows you kisses and is passed out. So much love and congrats to @aprilini @ceedub #
- My photos from the ceremony are now up! http://t.co/9XIdFCp #CplusA The lovely wedding of April and Cameron @aprilini @ceedub #
- This a bad time to eat a microwave pizza.This is a perfect time to eat a microwave pizza.Fuck it.I'm going to eat a pizza. #27weeks #ohbaby2 #
- I just voted for http://t.co/Rr6OxJy to be the face of @aboutdotme on a Times Square billboard. Vote for this profile! #
- Amelia just woke up from a late nap to say "Boogie tweet tweet". I don't even know how to respond to that. #
- Mousse from ricotta nutella powdered sugar and cocoa is pure win. Will sandwich between puff pastry I think. #cookingexperiment #
- Nutella ricotta mousse has been Amelia approved http://t.co/oIGXV9L #
- Nom nomnom http://t.co/HruUpq9 #
- @misterjt nutella ricotta mousse in a puff pastry turnover thing. #
- @misterjt following a meal of fusilli in a beef bacon and peas red sauce. #
- @rosekimknits @yarnmarketnews OMG it's like Zentai meets Ravelry and had a unsavory affair. in reply to marxsismo #
- Amelia's mind just blew up when I turned her "Doubyaboo" upside down and it turned into an "Emmah." #
- The child had 3 servings of spaghetti this evening with a spoonful of peanut butter for dessert. Clearly I need to hose down the house. #
- @fraying I admit, I'm annoying. However as a parent driver, I get super annoyed, more than ever, by tailgaters and reckless drivers. #
- The child has a harmonica and her dragon hat on. Yup, no one's going to fall asleep anytime soon. #partytoddlerpartiesharderthanyou #
- Jayzus I haven't synched/updated my phone in a while. This will clearly take a while. #
- 4:22 AM. I just had to tuck an errant elbow and knee back into place. IN MY UTERUS. #oww #27weeks #ohbaby2 #
- @tara GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! #
- The child keeps on calling Swiper a Putz. Note: no one in my household is Jewish. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?! #wtfkid #
- Treating myself because I'm exhAusted. (@ Hanuri) http://t.co/8Q9ZxQO #
- Back again ! (@ Hanuri) http://t.co/IKWyM2m #
- The most significant decision of the day, will hopefully be the choice between Ponies and the Zoo. Which would you choose? #
- @mzhummina @betheboy @slackmistress don't forget about the aquarium and full size Chicago pizza that you had in there. #bountifulboobies in reply to arjanknaap #
- @Xxxtine I don't have Starz so I'm not but I've watched all the previous seasons. Currently catching up on MadMen & Latest DR Who. #
- Peoples choice wins! Thanks for voting!
(@ San Francisco Zoo w/ 5 others) http://t.co/w2ZZOmO # - Well, not 100% sure I'll be able to make it but I'm officially registered and have hotel reserved for SXSWI 2012. May need a roomie. DM! #
- 10 yrs ago I was getting ready to board a flight from Paris to the US before our flight was returned to France and I wound up at a nunnery. #
- @Weegee Joe's Cable Car oddly not on the list, but in the same price range. Tasty as hell too. #
- “@nytimes: For our #Sept11 coverage on Twitter, follow @NYTMetro, @NYTimes and our list @nytimes/sept11, which we'll update all day.” #
- Constant exhaustion coupled with hormonal insomnia and heartburn (not to mention intrautero aikido)is getting fucking old. #ohbaby2 #28weeks #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-09-04
- Playing tourist in our own city after walking in aquatic park. (@ Lori's Diner) http://t.co/NNVk3Fi #
- Foggy day beach walk with @jasonh and Amelia http://t.co/hxgdIOC #
- Moments before @jasonh gave a spoonful of ketchup to the child http://t.co/i3tiMc2 #
- I unlocked the iPhoner sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/RNHrGVJ #
- Happy Birthday wishes will not be delivered to the deceased Michael Jackson via tweet to this id. Morons. FFS. #block #
- And seriously, what's the point of saying Happy Birthday to someone dead anyway. You think they care? #
- While it's awesome I haven't had to trim the child's toenails in *weeks* it's still unnerving when she kisses me after chewing them down. #
- I like the way my kid counts. "noine, ten, ereben, twelbe, turteen, pourteen, kitchen…" #
- @willotoons Uno. Portable. Scalable. Fits in your purse. #
- I am watching I Love You Phillip Morris http://t.co/rzqR4me @GetGlue #ILoveYouPhillipMorris #
- @cindypon I used a spoon. Over icecream. No judging at all. =D #
- @cindypon Amelia's asleep. Baby Squee (26 weeks) is kicking my ribcage something fierce. I think they're happy nutella kicks. #
- @cindypon =D Thanks hon! in reply to KaanErturk #
- I am reading World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War http://t.co/ctoqGTY @GetGlue #WorldWarZ #
- The child is smacking her belly right above a clearly saggy diaper and staring me down as if to say "Bitch, really? I fucking dare you" #
- Flirty! http://t.co/M3y7zlw #
- Pickup of @jasonh (@ San Francisco International Airport (SFO) w/ @themattharris) http://t.co/iX9hPod #
- Glucose test. (@ UCSF Medical Center – 400 Parnassus) http://t.co/dSZ7wJM #
- Why hello there! http://t.co/fagddRz #
- Panfrying crisp firm tofu is deceptively easy to mess up http://t.co/l5iozLv #
- Well, that was unexpected. The 2 year old just told me "Thank you Mommy, Good Job" and gave me a hug after I finished vacuuming. #ithinkiwin #
- @cindyli Same here! I got mine done a few hours ago. *Head throbbing with blurgle blurgle blah blah* #
- Ob appt. 26weeks+ (@ UCSF Medical Center – 400 Parnassus) http://t.co/0XpZkVL #
- “@DeathStarPR: Love is like a Weeping Angel: it only happens when you’re not looking, then you get eaten by a hideous monster. #DoctorWho ?? #
- @jasonh refers to the Beijing accent of Chinese as 'talking like a pirate'. His imitation sounds like a constipated pirate. #
- @HowieDragon @jasonh responds "??? nan biao zi " in a super constipated pirate voice. #
- Remember when it was only Yahoo that bought companies off to quietly kill them off? Google with another yet another startupicide. #
- You know what's *not* on the list of properties/projects that Google's kiling? Google TV. Heh. Heh Heh. Heh. *maniacal crazy laughter* #
- @moye Your baby has such a great personality. #
- @Xxxtine @moye The only two compliments given to Korean children are "They are so handsome/pretty" or "They must be so smart". in reply to SimplyMilele #
- The kid's napping and I blew all the time I could have used napping, myself, on dicking around on the intertubes. I hate when I do that. #
- I'm at Poggio (777 Bridgeway, Sausalito) http://t.co/famXRWx #
- The kid is telling me I need a pedicure http://t.co/JqafSC3 #
- @misterjt I KNOW! She thinks its a game to tickle my feet like that. But I'm like "No, stop it, no seriously, stop it. Stop it. STOP IT" #
- Well, that's a relief. She's switched back to chewing her own toe nails. Uh. Awesome. #
- Back to business as normal http://t.co/4euTiFj #
- This little piggy … http://t.co/70TC1FU #
- I'm at P.F. Chang's (900 Stanford Shopping Center Bldg. W, Palo Alto) http://t.co/ruNvlXw #