- First ever attempt at making meyer lemon sugar cookies turned out to be a pretty decent success. Recipe here. http://tinyurl.com/45mehb7 #
- I kindly decline all your nominations for a Shorty Award in #celebrity because, well, everyone who nominated me is catastrophically dumb. #
- @in2jazz 20+ or so nominations and new folks added to my block list. *sigh*. #
- RIP Jack Lalane He was an incredibly healthy man that peppered my TV memories w/ informercials, juicers, etc.His eyebrows scared me though. #
- My fruit consumption has gone up, not because of NY resolutions to eat healthier but the need to clean up the kid's leftovers. #momlife #
- @gtmcknight Hah! Yeah, it'll be awesome catching up with awesome folks again! in reply to Bekei87 #
- @jasonh @joshu *Facepalm* That was a horrid pun. Seriously. #
- I'm at Bay Area Discovery Museum (557 McReynolds Rd, Sausalito) http://4sq.com/gn8aRT #
- Waterbed fun at bay area discovery museum http://flic.kr/p/9d7rhi #
- I think the highlight of my day was watching the kid in the bathtub fart and then sip at her bathwater. Yes, sipping fartwater. #babyftw #
- @joshu @anjaleef apparently you have the punniest pup ever. Who knew? #
- @mzhummina We aim to please. in reply to SpyderPig #
- You know you're old when kids you babysat are now in rehab, AA, or have od'ed. #borninthe70s #
- @ninavizz Yeah. It's just so weird. Like where did childhood disappear to. For me. For them. Gawd. #
- Anyone know why the twitter tools plugin for wp does weird shit with @ replies? It'll say i'm replying to someone completely else. #kooky #
- @xhosapussy Um. I don't think I'm the mj you're looking for. *cough* in reply to officialwire #
- Huzzah! Rosetta Stone has arrived. Time to brush up on my language skills. Ordering bbq and saying *fart* can only get you so far #hangul #
- I'm at Balboa Park (400 Ocean Ave, at San Jose, San Francisco) http://4sq.com/eeuxFb #
- I'm at Joyent (345 California St, #2000 San Francisco) http://4sq.com/dVXOJQ #
- @Joyent I have done this! http://flic.kr/p/9dqEHF #
- I'm at Hanuri w/ @jasonh http://4sq.com/eWpiux #
- Oil change. (@ Stewart Chevrolet Cadillac Oldsmobile) http://4sq.com/he7sys #
- @joescales we missed this past Saturday! The porkbelly and kalbijjim are best! #
- Unboxed my Imperia pasta maker!Chinese and Arabic instructions include hand sketched illustrations.English/French/German/Spanish/etc. don't. #
- The fact that there's a kpop star with @mjjeje is making my block list bigger by the day. All the shorty nominations are belong to him. #ffs #
- @PastasticMatt Awesome! Thank you! #
- Yayyyyyyyy! http://flic.kr/p/9dTqa6 #
- Awesome music purple pony time! http://flic.kr/p/9dWucJ #
- I'm at Homestead w/ @dutchashell http://4sq.com/gtJkoL #
- Nothing like buying the balloon for the kid and having her let go of it in the parking lot while loading groceries into the car. #babyfail #
- @sheeshoo Her saying "uh oh!" and then looking at me, imploringly to get her another one had me rolling my eyes at her. #
- I just ousted @jasonh as the mayor of Hanuri on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bAEOcb #
- Watching loads of Dumpling making tutorial videos and checking additional recipes for tomorrow's dumpling making party. #cookingwin #
- House is getting clean while we step out for Noms. Camera is charging to document dumpling making later today. #
- I'm at Millbrae Pancake House w/ @jasonh http://4sq.com/g1VbII #