MinJungKim.com Braindump v 6.0 Gah. I’m still doing this?

Dear Universe,

You are, like totally, asking for it.

(Shaking fist at sky)

Stop hurting people I care about.

I mean it.

Jason’s got his bum shoulder.

Ernie’s got his bum knee.

Joshua’s got his bum kidney action.

You’re totally asking for it.

(Pulling the Homer ie: double flipping birds thrashingly tossed up and down)

And we all know I have a history of violence (as any lively Korean will).

Grrr.

Thanks,

Love Me.

Oh, you know he has a plan for it. You were probably forcing Jason to do too much heavy lifting, and Ernie’s going to meet a totally hot personal trainer that he’ll hook up with. Joshua will probably get some sympathy votes since he’s running for Mayor of SF– it’s all good.