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Bling!
Last time I asked him to marry me.
This time he asked.

“High five to love!”

I am lactose intolerant.

Pirates 3 gave me the walking farts.

The end.

Meeting the future inlaws.

So far, not horrifyingly tragic or embarrassing.

J: So I guess some of the guys were a little surprised at some of the things I say

M: You mean in terms of being completely awesomely shockingly offensive?

J: Yeah. I mean… I’m just trying to be funny, you know?

M: Yeah, I know.

J: I just want to be David Chapelle. A really funny skinny black man. Is that so wrong?

M: Nope.

J: Ah… but it’s so unattainable.

M: Yeah I know… Being skinny. Right.

J: Pbbbbbbbbbt.

What are your thoughts on the use of the noun “Fag” vs the use of the noun “Fag Hag”.

Dialogue within the office.

“I’d like to believe he died while getting a blow job…”

“From a gay man…”

“From a gay male hooker…”

“From a gay male hooker on meth…”

“From an underage gay male hooker on meth…”

…

…

…

“Ok… got it. From an illegal immigrant underage gay male hooker on meth.”

“After snorting endangered panda cubs!”

“Nice.”

This past saturday a bunch of us were hanging at Dolores Park to celebrate Nicole’s birthday and were visited by a pair of beautiful dogs who were friendly and big.

One’s name was Jack.

The other’s name was Kobe.

My comment “Kobe! This is clearly the dog to eat! Deeeerishussssssssssss!”

For I have experienced the joys of watching gay synchronized swimming.

Seriously. So. Awesome.

YAY!

Go Stephen! 

I’ve been habitually visiting icanhascheezburger.com

It’s my daily pick-me-up on the interweb. It’s outstripped cuteoverload and the manolo for ridiculousity that makes me happy and tickles my skin with sparkly exclamation points and giggles.

The lolcat (not to be mistaken with the lolkottke) is the awesome.

Rather – it ez de awsomezrs lol!!!

Last night I had a dream that they were making a lolcat movie.  And that I was trying out as a voice actress for one of the roles.  And that over and over and over again I was trying to appropriately emote lol-cat-ness.

“Oh Noes!!!”  or “oh NOes” or “oh! NooooeEES!”

And that they were going to cast me as the walrus when I really wanted to be the kitteh.

“oh NOOOOEEEE!SS!!EES!!!”

Sufficed to say that I woke up very confused and had to work exceptionally hard today to vocalize level headed correct grammar and enunciation.  Having a British lady as my bosslady occasionally snort in laughter *sort* of helped.
But uh, nah 4 r33lez.