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The ring

The ring

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Bling!
Last time I asked him to marry me.
This time he asked.
“High five to love!”

Pirates 3 - A review in 3 sentences.

I am lactose intolerant.
Pirates 3 gave me the walking farts.
The end.

In Seattle

Meeting the future inlaws.
So far, not horrifyingly tragic or embarrassing.

To dream!

J: So I guess some of the guys were a little surprised at some of the things I say
M: You mean in terms of being completely awesomely shockingly offensive?
J: Yeah. I mean… I’m just trying to be funny, you know?
M: Yeah, I know.
J: I just want to be David Chapelle. A really funny skinny black […]

Opinion Poll

What are your thoughts on the use of the noun “Fag” vs the use of the noun “Fag Hag”.

On Falwell’s Death today

Dialogue within the office.
“I’d like to believe he died while getting a blow job…”
“From a gay man…”
“From a gay male hooker…”
“From a gay male hooker on meth…”
“From an underage gay male hooker on meth…”
…
…
…
“Ok… got it. From an illegal immigrant underage gay male hooker on meth.”
“After snorting endangered panda cubs!”
“Nice.”

Thank goodness no one from Peta was around.

This past saturday a bunch of us were hanging at Dolores Park to celebrate Nicole’s birthday and were visited by a pair of beautiful dogs who were friendly and big.
One’s name was Jack.
The other’s name was Kobe.
My comment “Kobe! This is clearly the dog to eat! Deeeerishussssssssssss!”

My life is complete

For I have experienced the joys of watching gay synchronized swimming.
Seriously. So. Awesome.
YAY!
Go Stephen! 

Dork Dreams

I’ve been habitually visiting icanhascheezburger.com
It’s my daily pick-me-up on the interweb. It’s outstripped cuteoverload and the manolo for ridiculousity that makes me happy and tickles my skin with sparkly exclamation points and giggles.

The lolcat (not to be mistaken with the lolkottke) is the awesome.
Rather - it ez de awsomezrs lol!!!
Last night I had a […]