Randomalia List Du Jour - a to zed
a) Need more Ibuprofen.
b) Need more tiger balm
c) Can’t wait to feel 100% again. 100%. None of this A- bullshit
d) Looking forward to saturday!
e) Secured tix for SXSW! I’m quoted in the magazine too!
f) Twittering in Haiku = nearly 40 updates in 5/7/5
g) When your coworkers know better than you do what you want to eat for lunch it’s either scary or brilliant. Actually, yes to both.
h) And it was quite good today. (fettucini w/ salmon & peas in a pink sauce)
i) Playing WOW & reading a bit on Heloise & Abelard.  Makes me feel a little dumb. But not as dumb as people who don’t know who Heloise & Abelard are.
j) I think I’ve discovered that my left foot is just slightly smaller than my right foot and it’s becoming a concern with nicer shoes that I’m buying these days.
k) Having a bottle of creamy white lotion explode on your jeans is leaving you open for all sorts of jokes.
l) Carpooling is good. Carpooling where your friend ponies up for gas = great.
m) Coachella? Anyone?
n) Must make better efforts to write in cursive and not have it look like ringworms dragged their bodies through an inkwell before dying on a piece of paper
o) I miss Ernie. I just do.
p) The pasta is now causing me to crash. hard.
q) Crazy mom astronaut love triangles are pretty funny.
r)Â The cheerleader’s dad is WHO?!
s) Viagra did save the tigers and rhinos. It’s true! I read it on the internet.
t) Have you ever had your mind seriously blown by great sex? Oh?
u) My boyfriend’s a hero. His voicemail tells him so.
v) Stephen Colbert on the wikiality of elephants. Funny.
w) “Have you ever heard an undead try to speak without a lower jaw? They sound like murlocs. Gurgle gurgle gurgle.”
x) Brand = Personality then Walmart = your best friend’s creepy but useful younger brother. You don’t want to admit that sometimes you talk to him for stuff.
y) 9% clickthrough rate on email newsletter = most amazingness.
z)Â Coffee & Tea. Stat.
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