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“Vintage Big Tits”.
Which is saying something.
Cuz I never talk re: things vintage.
I may be old but not *that* old.
Tits? Um.
OK, so they’re not as small as I used to bemoan (funny - gaining 20 lbs goes to your ass and tits. But sweet tiny curvy waistline - where for art thou! Hast thou run off with mine cheekbones?!) but seriously.
Still.
Funny.
In other news:|
Chatted with an old friend from college who has been working for the state department overseas for a while. I gave him a ring and luckily caught him while he was in a timezone on this hemisphere.
Moi: “So blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah has been up with me. So what’s the latest with you?!”
He: “Uh. I survived a suicide bomber.”
Moi: “…”
He: “Uh yeah… I changed my shorts right after.”
Moi:”…”
He:”Only a few more months and I’m out of there.”
Moi: “I’m so paying for you to get laid when this is done.”
He: “You, my dear are such a true friend.”
Moi: “Sure thing.”
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