Truth: It is entirely possible to take a gulp of water and then lie very still before swallowing, with your eyes closed, and while attempting to mentall trace the trail of water through your digestive system — to thereby make yourself horrendously dizzy.
Shit. Did I mention it works really well after having 4 neat shots of whiskey?
A few that I posted to twitter:
- “So what did you do over the holidays?” “I powertanked my paladin from 29-35″. “Wow.” “And I made pro in bowling on the Wii”. “Did you go outside?” “Uh…”
- Still bemused by the statement that, as a baker, I’m a “Challah back” girl.
- Feeling like I have a cult. 92 Followers. Bejayzus. Find your own gawddamn salvation.
- Lastname ≠Moon. That’d be the *other* Korean cult leader.