Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
That’d be me today.
Also,
Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.
8:30 AM - leave for work from SF
9:22 AM - low fuel light goes on
9:30 AM - arrive at work in palo alto
11:30 AM - move car - stupid palo alto purple zone
2:30 PM - move car - stupid palo alto coral zone
4:30 PM - move car - stupid palo alto green zone
6:30 PM - leave work
6:31 PM - low fuel light goes on
6:36 PM - dig through purse
6:39 PM - pull over into gas station. pop open trunk
6:45 PM - ransack trunk to realize that wallet must have been left at home this morning
6:47 PM - get back in car, start up engine, decide to drive up el camino slowly and do approximation math on how many miles i could go before running out
6:52 PM - call friend to see if they’re in the area and could spot me some cash. busy signal.
6:53 PM - swear. profusely
7:00 PM - start praying
7:10 PM - start digging around for spare change
7:22 PM - contort oneself to check other car pockets for change
7:31 PM - count in one hand the amount of change available to purchase gas.
7:36 PM - pull over into gas station. recount change.
7:37 PM - spill exactly $1.87 onto counter of cheapo gas station
7:38 PM - fill up exactly 0.72 gallons into car
7:40 PM - recalculate approximate available milage and approximate distance home
7:41 PM - pray. again.
8:10 PM - arrive at home. rummage through apt and find wallet.
I’m one *very* lucky kitten.

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