I am guilty of introducing the following words/phrases into the world and I needed to put these all in one place. There are others but I forget them right now.
ChaMaMa – Cage Hoochie Momma
Dating for Sushi – When people go out on dates for the food rather than the company
Dating for Tech Support – An excuse to spend quality time with nerds to “help” fix comment scripts or install a 2nd harddrive in your desktop while you stare at their butts crouched under your desk
Dodgeball Desperado – Gangleader on Dodgeball that brings all the boys to the hood. Because their milkshake is so better than yours.
Geek Betty – A la Surf Betty or Skater Betty. But on a whole other type of Rails.
Geek Girl Collission: Definition Where utter geekitude and utter girlitude collide.
Exhibit A: Describing a haircut by how much hair is left on the floor of the salon. Measured in tribbles. As in: “I got two tribbles cut today. I was really aiming for a tribble and a half but Armand, my stylist, really insisted.â€
Exhibit B: Describing a need to think about a crush without doing anthing about it in Dune analogies. As in “Thinking about a boy is like.. spice. I’m stuck on Dune. I can’t function without thinking about him. And I can’t change that. It’s sick I know. But now I have superpowers like… horny boy ESP and fetishist ESP. I can sniffem out. Would I look pretty in blue contacts?â€
Geektastic – Geeky and fantastic. C’est FantasTEEQUE!
Foblish – Intentionally and poorly accented Engrish style diction. Becausing I can use da Foblish better than you can do dat ting. I am understanding Foblish and speaking like dat because I knowing better how speak Engrish and Foblish prum yearsuh ob experiensuh.
JAWBHOM – Just another white boy hitting on me
LDR – Long Distance Relationship
Lessentree – Less than 3 – Love. <3
NaWookie – Sex with an exceptionally hirsute individual
Slacker-Savant –Is typically highly resistant or abhorant to conventual management or provintial ideology. One that manages to get “promoted†inspite of themselves when they “save the day†while wearing flipflops and hung over.
SLAM – Sexy Little Asian Men
Startup Widow – Girlfriends or Wives of entrepreneurs that never see their respected love honies
TacoFest – The opposite of a sausage fest. ie: Lilith Faire is such a taco fest.
And you? Have you other similar phrases/definitions?