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And no, I did not  run over a homeless person.

Nor did I hit a bunny.

And please, no jokes re: driving while Asian.  That’s *my* line, bitches.

Last night while driving on the freeway home from work, there was a fresh carcass on the road.  Something on the biggish side.  A dog or very large racoon or something like that.

I did NOT hit it.  I did NOT hit it.  I did NOT hit it.

Nope.

I just happened to be driving in the lane over from a car that *did* hit the carcass.

At such a velocity that bloody bits were propelled from that driver’s wheels onto the hood of my car.  I had a minor panic moment as I realized my moonroof was open too but, while the splatter was pretty high and significant, it wasn’t *that* high.

But yeah.

If that doesn’t make you go quadruple umlaut eeuuuueuuuuueuuu then I don’t know what could.

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