MinJungKim.com Braindump v 6.0 Gah. I’m still doing this?

A TwoFer

#1. A sequence of words that describe, in brief, my day.

Pulled together like this, I think this may produce the most varied and disturbing set of search terms that might land someone at my site. EVAR.

Teens. Jamba Juice. Fricking source code. Lebonese food. Goat Milk. Chocolate. Preggers. A-Team of gynoestrogen Powa. Banjo. Bow Hunting. Yellowneck. Orangeneck (Because yellow and red = orange?) Acapella. Russian. Lesbian Jailbait. Stanford. Gargle. Auction. Amway. Food with a face. ASP.whattthefuck? Screwtop wine. Karaoke. WoW dates. Grapeleaves. Peta. Pita. Pitas. LYD. NoEffingway. Mojito! Italian girls. Livejournal drama. Terrified polite. Advertorial. Carcrash. Stupid Stupid Stupid. Hammerhead sharks. Chum cannon. Just like in jail. Fish getting clean. Belinda Carlyle high and on a PSA. Boggle. Ass. Moist. Flash.

#2. How I introduced myself to the WoW guild.

Yo!

I’m Min Jung Kim and I’m on day 3 of playing WoW.
My character is kimchikitty and she’s a paladin newbie dorkbucket.
Currently at level 8.

By day I work as a marcom manager at a startup.
By dusk and weekends I write for a number of publications/locations including KoreAm Journal, some movies & music reviews on occasion, and my blog at http://www.minjungkim.com.

By night I used to fight crime in pleather.
No wait. No i didn’t.

By night I used to eat the flesh of unborn fetuses.
No wait. Not that either.

By night I make fun of everything and everybody. Equal opportunity that way.
Occasionally I kiss people (on the cheek) with bright red lipstick and then post their pix up on flickr for a meat space demonstration of my collborative personal social model associated with creating & managing a purely temporary and event/geography driven utterly transparent and successfully beta tested social network tagging application that has the long tail in terms of highly targetted association, unique and longstanding brand recognition, and low operating expenses. (One tube of lipstick = $6-$23 — lasts through several hundred lipstick cheek kisses)

They gotta wipe my lipstick off with ajax motherfuckers.

You… started playing WoW? No. Frickin. Way.

Welcome to the addiction. What server are you on? I’ll come join ya sometime…

Ummm… what realm are you on? … (secret WoW addiction here tooo..)

As Jonathan said, “welcome to the addiction!” My WoW subscription is currently cancelled, but I itch to play again every once in a while. It’s just hard to find the time with a toddler running around (unless I wait until after she goes to bed).