SXSW Mischief - Part Uno
Yee Haw. I’m in Texas. Again.
* Note * I’ll come back and edit this post with correct links in a bit.
But for right now, I’m amok and gotsta getsta writing outsta before I forgetsta*
As per the usual chaos that is SXSW, the last 72 hours have been a blur.
In quick rundown before I lose more brain cells, allow me to share the following.
Thursday:
Flight out of Oakland => DFW => Austin.
Picked up by Ms. Hacker and then off to pick up Little Ms. Hacker and then off to a Target store where I am thereby convinced by the two that I must purchase something referred to as the “Perfect Panty”.
Oh-Em-Ef-Gee
They are perfect panties.
Velvet Spade with Jackson & then meeting up with Buzz, Eris, and Jason at the Shakespeare pub.
Giggling & much smack talk was shared.
Friday.
Migas for Breakfast
Guns for the afternoon.
(Yes. I shot guns)
And then the mixer with long time old friends at 219 West and then followed by the awesomeness that is Break Bread With Brad. Many pitchers of beer were shared.
I had a full house in a game of poker and I lost.
My shoes.
And hoody.
And uh…
My pants.
(Perfect panties were luckily hidden by the length of my shirt)
Damn it. I had a full fricking house.
Note to self: don’t play strip poker outside at night in a public bar.
Doubleyoo-tee-eff was I thinking.
Gracious gentleman Jeremy allowed me to have my garments back. What a sport.
=D
Buzznet shindig.
Yeeehaw.
Saturday:
This morning:
Briefly meet fellow speakers for my panel.
Then off to my panel.Cowbell in tow.
Somehow manage to maintain modicum of dignity while using the words Masturbation. Exfoliate. Asian Fetish. Blowjob. While on my panel. Not necessarily in that order nor in that context directly. Still as all silliness, I hope it was amusing.
Mid afternoon:
Mini-Nap. Lunching on fresh oranges & carrots and placing sliced zucchini that’s been chilled on my eyelids. Me likesy.
This evening.
Oh-em-gee.
More to come.
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