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Dear 2005.

You know, I was optimistic about you.
And I’d like to believe that I gave you what I could. Of my heart, of my soul, of my mind, of my sanity. And ok, yes, we’ll admit to this, of my body too on occasion.

I threw myself into our relationship. I believed that this was going to be something spectacular.
And yes, yes, we had our moments. They were indeed pretty spectacular.

But the lows, oh the lows.

You are one seriously moody motherfucker.

So I’m just going to do what you have been a mindnumbingly annoying passive agressive fucker about.

2005, I’m dumping your ass.
Early even.

I mean, we could have stuck it out for a little longer, but why put either of us in any more pain.
I mean, I know I haven’t always been good to you but you *really* and I mean *really* didn’t have to be such a motherfucking dipshit of a cocksucking asshole over the last few weeks.

Take a nap. Call it in.
Just leave me the fuck along.

Um. Yeah,
blah blah blah, it’s not you it’s me, blah bullshit.

No seirously. It’s not me. It *IS* you.

So no hard feelings.
I’m keeping the Cds and the bottle of Scotch.

Your janky shit is on the curb waiting for garbage pickup in the rain.

See yas.

MJ

Much love and best wishes always!

Cheers,

MJ

Slide has released a cute little feature.

After creating a slide show, you can include your slideshow as nifty little flash snippets on your profile on such places as Myspace and Friendster.

Hmmmm Tribe does not appear to allow for HTML edits in one’s profile. Pitty.

hah!

Could be v. handy for groups, individual cam hoes, and photobloggers alike.

Hey!

Listen to some dudes in Chicago who are drunk/stoned audio & video blog!

With several horrendous mispronunciations of my name!

For those who only read my text and have never heard my name spoken, here’s a few notes for you.

Min - as in miniscule … like some guys penises that i know

Jung – Not like the fucked up psychologist quack pot but with the actual J sound. Still, it does rhyme with young. Soft g at the end. The second part of my first name should not sound like a Cantonese war yelp before butcher knives and swords (along with random instances of cherry blossoms and/or snow) get thrown through the air and Zhang Zi Yi pretends to not be pouty for once in a film.

Kim - as in Kimberly. That girl in highschool that you had the hots for so badly that you let her copy off of your physics test.

Other ways my name has been mispronounced in the most recent past?
Minja – as in Ninja.
For which I felt obliged to post the Pink Ninja pix.

*shaking head and clucking tongue in dismay*

In other news:
Latest mathematical/socialogical truisms

The liklihood of wifi being present is inversely proportional to the number of doilies on a premisis. Real Doilies. Paper Doilies apparently only mean that there are wifi networks present but locked off.
Tested and true.

Also: The propensity for doily making increases as the frequency of a woman’s menstruation cycle declines.

Also: The size of one’s purse is directly proportional to the number of people that a woman cares for. Those chicks with those tiny little hand clutches? Bitches. They’ll expect to be taken care of. Those women with epic sized bag larger than a mini-cooper are likely trying to take care of a small village in south america. And/or 2 children and a significant other who frequently acts like one. Add additional bags for diapers, yoga gear, and valium. Lots and lots of valium.

Also: The frequency with which one makes drunk dialing calls is inversely proportional to your acceptable level of attractiveness to anyone. ANYONE. And even your friends will feel less likely to try & pimp you out.

Also: The liklihood of trying to run on gas fumes towards the gas station is not indicative of idiocy so much as a chance to experience an opportunity for humility and recognition of a very heartbreaking human condition. (Oblique I know.. I’ll write more about this later)

Also: On a monday, one really does *not* need to hear a friend speak about purchasing a strap-on to spice up one’s sex life. Seriously. Ever. Unclean. Unclean. Unclean.

Gratuitous mirror shot

Originally uploaded by minjungkim.

It’s so funny how when you don’t necesarily feel good h0w you can do little puerill things like try to make yourslef look good to augment an emotional state of being

Aside from that. I did feel good about feeling pretty.

FYI: Created a Mirror Project Slide Group here

Be ware the pink ninja

Originally uploaded by minjungkim.

I have neither lost my sense of humor, nor my inimitable sense of whimsy.

Beware.
For I may slice your self esteem with a carefully phrased bon mot that will desimate you.

The dog blogs.

*AND*

is the Dog of the Day on Dogster.

Smooches to Ted & Molly!

Have you ever had a moment where you question your existence just because you can’t trigger the motion detectors for the sink & toilet while in the loo?

No?

Oh.. ummm me neither.

I think it’s change.

News forthcoming.