Vegas Details – And my whoring out for Appletinis
By Min Jung. Filed in General |
Because Meri darling asked what it was that i said to the Republicans.
Well, it was around their argument that they were ok with legal/financial rights be associated with gays but the notion of marriage, conventional marriage was not in “God’s” plan because sex is supposed to be about procreation.
To which I asked them “So, if I fucked you, would you wear a condom?”
And they said “Well, yes, of course” (Blushing furiously and then leaning over)
And then I responded “Well then. I’m sorry. I won’t be fucking you because it’s not in God’s plan”
They laughed quite a bit and agreed that I’d won that point. And several other arguments that evening… and they kept on buying me drinks to see if they could convince me change my mind on God’s plans.
Frankly, I won’t fuck a republican no matter *how* drunk I am.
Saturday, September 24th 2005 at 1:25 am
good call.
… grrr… still boils my bonnet thinking about people butting in on other folks’ choices.
Thursday, September 29th 2005 at 12:38 am
BAN REPUBLICAN MARRIAGE!
It’s not in God’s plan!