Dear Inspector # 27.
Strap
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Dear Inspector #27.
I imagine that you get exhausted with the tedium of your job everyday.
After all, you are personally responsible for the quality approval of hundreds, if not thousands of elegant brassieres today.
Perhaps the cost of this particular brassiere is more than what you earn in a day because you are in an exploited sweatshop environment.
Perhaps you are a child laborer who desperately thinks of going to school vs handling and approving those over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders for entitled capitalist pigs like myself who are just trying to look like they have perky tits while you worry about your life expectancy stretching to at least puberty.
Perhaps you are a bored and understimulated bluecollar laborer who is only clinging on to this job for the hope of pension,retirement, and the time when your potsmoking children will finally move out of your garage.
Perhaps you are just a steel town girl on a Saturday night, looking for the fight of her life, in the real time world no one sees her at all,where they all say she’s crazy (2 points dear audience, if you get this reference)
Who knows.
But I just thought you should know that this one particular bra slipped through. It was manufactured with the left strap being twisted.
I forgive you this, because, Inspector #27, I suspect that you must have been having a bad day to let such an error in manufacturing quality slip by you.
And afterall, the tits will get by, regardless.
Oh yes, this too shall pass.
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