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Thunk Du Jour 06.26.05

Going to Pride and Pink Sunday makes you proud to be gay.

Or if you’re like me, and sadly straight, then it makes you fricking *wish* you were gay.

And you peeps wonder why I kiss the girls.

Because I’m *mostly* straight. And by *mostly* I mean totally.
I can’t even pull off a bi vibe, sadly enough.

Which makes it even more ironic that you just might see me walking in the parade tomorrow.
Yes, I’m walking in Pride Parade.

On the Comcast/Showtime Float.

Look for me.
I’ll be the girl trying to out-gay the lesbians for once. Hah, as if I could.

Also: Let’s talk nomenclature.

Faghag = woman who is straight who hangs with gay men.

Fruitfly = Straight man who hangs with gay men.

Hembo = and as a caveat, this may only be a polish term, a straight man who hangs with lesbians.

??? = Me. The token straight chick who hangs out with a lotta lesbian girlfriends.

What the heck is that called?

Let’s call it an MJ.

We tend to refer to our “token straight friend” as an Honorary Lesbian… We used to call them Breeding Dykes, but the wonders of modern science have actually made that possible so it’s no longer really viable

Hope you had fun at Pride & Pink!

MJ-
We always called a straight guy who hangs out with gay men a Fag Stag and you forgot Dyke Tyke = Gay man who hangs out with lesbians.

um… “lez be friends”?

According to Gina’s NY:Pride photos, it might be called a SWISH:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ginatrapani/21748824/

Well,

If a gay man has a ‘wife’/trophy female, the female is called a “beard”.

Soooo….maybe call your situation a “Merkin”?

Love it!

Love it!