Quick Fact: I tend to fall asleep in any moving object where I’m not driving
Quick Fact: I don’t like to talk to people when I’m traveling by myself
Quick Fact: But I still feel compelled to apologize for snoring to strangers in that circumstance
Quick Fact: I feel very sleepy
Quick Fact: Girls are fun to kiss
Quick Fact: Man, I’m doing a lousy job of keeping that thing to my birthday only.