MinJungKim.com Braindump v 6.0 Gah. I’m still doing this?

This Vs That.

A. The not bad way to wake up from a nap

You mumble in your sleep on the couch about wanting coffee.
Your friend walks out of the apt with your keys, and returns with said coffee.
You awake to the gentle warmth of the cup again’st your cheek.

B. The very bad way to wake up from a nap

You are seized by a menstral cramp so viscious that you put a pillow over your own face and start howling “If child labor is anything like this, then I’m fucking NEVER going to have children!”. Said menstral cramp is so violent that it apparently causes the rest of your insides to want to empty themselves as well and you are forced to bolt to the bathroom, while tripping over cords, shoes, and the occasional friend napping on your livingroom floor.

I need to find a flatmate like that! Preferably one that cooks and cleans as well.

Child birth is nothing like that. It’s MUCH worse. Take those cramps, multiply them by 25, and imagine being fisted at the same time… with two hands. Yeah, that’s about what it’s like.
~Cali
mother of a 20 year old that STILL remembers.

I am a mother of one and know fully what
child birth feels like. Nineteen years later I awoke from a nap with a burning sensation
like a sunburn. Then the very violent menstral cramps started to cause me to pace
and pray out loud. The pain was so extreme that I started doing as many deep breathes as
possible. Also bolted to the bathroom and
puked. This was just as painful as child birth. Now I will search 0n the internet for what caused this painful episode that nearly made me call 911. It’s easy to judge another womans pain, but until your pain theshold has
been pushed to the edge,who truly knows?