Modern Fashion
Today’s Installment of chic fashion advice for the geekery and upwardly mobile.
Step 1: Twist hair into bun and hold atop otherwise disguised, cube shaped head.
Step 2: Take 1 Letter opener (LOTR or 3 Musketeers) from the Pen & Pencil Caddy. Make sure it’s clean and that you haven’t accidentally cut cheese with it while in the office earlier in the weak. If cheese laden, lick swiftly before anyone looks.
Step 3: Stab through said bun, avoiding terribly significant parietal lobe.
Step 4: Weave through hair and hold.
Step 5: Take 1 Binder Clip (Large) and clip together end of the hair bun to letter opener. Check to make sure it is secure.
If your hair is too slippery, consider if cheese residue on the letter opener might have added appropraite texture to “grab and hold” hair in place.
Thrust out hands to your side and jut out chest as if you’re a Romanian gymnast who’s just perfected a triple back flip something or other dismount.
Shout out ” Hup Hup Hup!’
et Voila!
Instant chic office geekery fashion!
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