Hmmmm
So yesterday I made it through the entire day without cursing.
For a potty mouth like myself it was quite a feat. Seriously.
And I also managed to say Happy New Years to all folks before plunking forward with my day.
These were all good things.
Today I woke up and the first words out of my mouth were
“Shit. Shit. Fuck. Damn. Fuckity Fuck Fuck on a Poo Stick.”
*Shrug*
So much for attempts at new year’s resolutions.
Also, instead of being as nice inside my head, I’ve wanted to beat people over the head with a clue stick.
And kick ‘em in the nuts with my mighty clue boots.
Nuts Kicking Clue boots. That’d be a nice brand name, now wouldn’t it. Nice ring to that.
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