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In response to a comment on one of my posts.

Hi,

I am amazed by Koreans. You are a very driven, well-educated people who prosper wherever they set-up a liquor store or dry cleaners. I live in northern China and there are 60,000 Koreans here and they own most of the businesses..However, I spent four months in Korea teaching and hated every second. The food was terrible, the men all drank like fish, the women are beautiful, but for the eyes only….What makes you guys tick???

Comment by Dan — 2/8/2005

My response for your pleasure:
What makes Korean people tick?
Well liquor of course. Sub-atomic nuclear cold fusion managed by under highly polarized Kimchi Fridge environments. (If you’ve never actually seen a Kimchi Fridge, then you have not lived life to the fullest. They are mighty and bold. My parents can’t program the time on their VCR but their Kimchi Fridge can predict weather patterns and identify non carbon based environments suitable for life on Mars, Pluto, and Epsilon 5 )

And, oh yeah, how could I forget the evil monkey factory. That completely makes Korean people tick.


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I love having you as our official spokesperson… no one could have explained it better!

Posted by baeyoujin on 10 February 2005 @ 1pm

Evil Monkey Factory?! Oh my god… that means… that means… The Wicked Witch of the West was Korean!! Think about it… evil monkeys, stand offish attitude, fabulous ruby red slippers (I mean, who ELSE but a fag hag to wear such things)…

It all makes sense now…

Posted by Jonathan on 10 February 2005 @ 7pm

chalk another hit up to the freak magnet.

Posted by vj on 10 February 2005 @ 10pm

ok, now will you please explain what makes north koreans tick.

Posted by eric on 11 February 2005 @ 2am

Wait, I thought it was the fact that Coreans love the “Jee-jus” and considered themselves as the true 12 tribes of Israel…or was that Rev. Moon?

Posted by Dave on 13 February 2005 @ 1am

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