Sure thing.
A sure way to make folks laugh at work:
When they ask you about your holidays and the new year tell them that it was fine.
When they cock an eyebrow and say “Just fine?… what…Santa didn’t bring you enough presents this year? You weren’t a very good girl?”
Respond as such,
“Right. Like Santa gives a poo about me. My parents were so mean and cheap while growing up, they told me that Santa never came to our house because we moved from Korea and there’s no chimney forwarding address for kids.”
Back away slowly as your coworkers start laughing violently and knock their heads on their desks.
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