Things to do when …
you’re starting off the year on the wrong foot…
and you’re having a bad or excessively long and dreary day (and it’s only a tuesday)
* Bake lemon currant scones
* Reset the modem and wait to flip it back on again by singing a cross between Shirley Bassey and Electric Company
“One two three, FOOOUUUR five, six seEEVVVven eight nine ten, eleven tweeeeeeeellLLLLllllVVVEEE”
* Eat said lemon currant scones
* Enjoy a half bottle of toobuckchuck with the fantastical roommates
* Laugh as one roommate refers to the smell in one particular mystery corner of the kitchen as smelling like “a woman’s personal body fluids”
* Laugh as another roommate chases after the mystery “pussy” smelling corner of the kitchen
* Giggle as I close up the apparently yeasty smelling loaf of bread
* Giggle to myself further on the irony that said loaf of bread was eaten by other roommate - gay male vegetarian.
* Laugh again as the first roommate falls on her head. And then immediately tries to convince me to try taking up yoga.
* And then start watching Johnny Dangerously for kicks and giggles.
Not such a lousy day after all as far as I can figure.
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