Kissing Bandit: Feeling better yet?
Moi: Not really. Sort of. Hot & Cold.
KB: Like your…
Moi: …love life. Yeah. Heard that before.
KB: Been there. Done that.
Moi: Yada. Ya know I’ve had a number of folks ask about you.
KB: Oh really? You didn’t give them my number did you?
Moi: Oh hell no. Why would I? You’ve got enough troubles.
KB: Word. Indeed.
Moi: So what’s the latest?
KB: *Whisper whisper whisper*
Moi: AT WORK?!
KB: Uh huh…
Moi: I thought you had this whole thing of not shitting where you eat.
KB: Yes. True. But he’s so damn cute.
Moi: Wait… I think I know his…his…girlfriend?
KB: Oh yeah. That.
Moi: JAYZUS!
KB: Yeah. I know. It’s yet another instance where the boy can’t help themselves to want me.
Moi: And you go along with it? Complicit?
KB: So? It’s not like *I* am cheating on anyone. Besides, At least this one’s not married.
Moi: Yeah. Unlike… wait… oh yeah. I’m going to block that from my memory.
KB: Well… hey man. I’m not getting hurt. The guy knows what they want. And if anything, maybe they…
Moi: What…should be able to sleep around without repurcussions?
KB: Look. It’s not like that.
Moi: Then explain this to me.
KB: Guys are dogs. If they can cheat they will cheat. You know this all too well, already.
Moi: Bitch. Yeah.
KB: So why not cheat with someone who obvioiusly wont’ fall in love with them. Has no plans on breakign up their relationship or marriage. It’s just sex. It’s just a fling. It gets it out of the system for them without dismantling their life.
Moi: And what do you get out of it?
KB: Lots. I get laid. And when I meet their wives or girlfriends, I get some smug satisfaction.
Moi: And if he falls in love with you?
KB: Well, that can’t be helped you know. But at the least, I help them figure out what or whom they’re not in love with.
Moi: So you’re just *facilitating* the process along
KB: Perhaps. I’m really a girl’s best freind, you know. I’m a litmus test for the real thing. Why would a girl want a man who can be such an asshole anyways?
Moi: That’s kind of sick, you know.
KB: No one’s healthy. No.One.Is.Healthy.
Moi: So have you given up on real love then?
KB: Hm. Maybe. But not really. I’m a love expert afterall.
Moi: If you say so.