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Words to Spill & Art for Sale.

There’s a lot going on with regards to Art Gallery openings this month.
In line with that is the fantastic “Artists for Jane” event this upcoming Saturday.
Artists for Jane!
7 pm Doors Open and Silent Auction
8-10pm Show and Live Auction
Punch Gallery at 155 10th Street (cross street: Howard Street). $10
ALL AGES
Renowned slam artists Bao Phi, Shailja Patel, […]

Convo with the Kissing Bandit 10.13.04

Moi: Yo.
KB: Yo!
Moi: Yo.
KB: Yo!
Moi: Yo.
KB:Yo!
Moi: Yooo.
KB: Yo!
Moi: I feel… younger inside.
KB: Stop me from making any of a number of obviously inappropriate statements here.
Moi: BITCH.
KB: Yo.

Good Show Tonight - You Should Goh.

Goh Nakamura & J Turtle
Come on out to Ireland’s 32 Oct. 12.
Special Jason Mraz approved Guest J Turtle aka Jason Yamaoka aka Jason of Jason and Jane fame will be splitting the bill with me. (the performance bill, not the drink bill) He’s comin all the way from San Diego so come and show some […]

Text Msgs

In liu of IM chat excerpts, here’s a random sampling of what’s on my cell phone:
“Hey, wanna do happy hour with me. like at wish bar?”
“I just poured me some bronze! Woohoo!”
“Bring Spam please”
“Spotted at sacramento and steiner: wonger!”
“How’s my lady?”
“L’shanah Touah”
“Stewart and Poisson are about 2 pass out”
“Howdy”
“With Jish”
“Airport food sucks ;-)”
“I’m in Vegas!”
“No, […]

You should try it.

Upcoming.org: MONSTERS OF SPOKEN WORD: Bao Phi, Sailja Patel, Jason Mateo, James Kass, Adriel Luis, Aimee Suzara at Punch Gallery (Saturday, October 16, 2004)

Upcoming.org: MONSTERS OF SPOKEN WORD: Bao Phi, Sailja Patel, Jason Mateo, James Kass, Adriel Luis, Aimee Suzara at Punch Gallery (Saturday, October 16, 2004)
If you miss this then you will cry many bitter tears.
MONSTERS OF SPOKEN WORD: Bao Phi, Sailja Patel, Jason Mateo, James Kass, Adriel Luis, Aimee Suzara
Saturday, October 16, 2004
7:00 PM
Punch Gallery
155 […]

Been delightful beyond measure

This week I’ve hung out downtown, shuffling between Work (The Day Job) and Work (The Freelance Writing Gig).
It’s been a little manic and the only casuality besides some lack of sleep is a parking ticket that I got the other morning.
Tragic, but worth it for the evening out otherwise.
Tomorrow I take off with only a […]

Conversation with the Kissing Bandit:10.10.04

Moi: Bless me KB for I have sinned.
Kissing Bandit: DISH!
Moi: *whisper whisper whisper*
Kissing Bandit: NO SHIT
Moi: *whisper whisper whisper”
Kissing Bandit: MOTHER FUCKER
Moi: And then *whisper whisper whisper*
Kissing Bandit: OH.MY.FUCKING.GAWD.
Moi: Not to mention *whisper whisper whisper whisper*
Kissing Bandit: GET THE FUCK OUT.
Moi: *blush*
Kissing Bandit: Well…
Moi: Yeah…?
Kissing Bandit: You want absolution?
Moi: Maybe?
Kissing Bandit: I think you just […]

Mai Ling

Hey kids! It is me, Super Sexy Anonymous Guest Blogger, here to share some nuggets of wisdom and wit with Miss Min Jung’s readers. Please enjoy the following true life dialogue where the part of “Mom” is played by my mother and the part of “Me” is played by “Me.”
Mom: What is that scrubby […]

Danke Schoen

Looks like I just may have to get both E & H as far as bags.
Both are DIAPER BAGS!
Lots of pockets, v. pretty, and the laptop will be further bolstered with either a sleeve or wrap for extra scuffing protection.
I dig on the pockets and the extra room therein.
Gotsta save up my pennies in […]

Vote for my bag?

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Searching For…

I’m tired of seeing little new scratches on my pretty pretty little laptop so I’m on a quest for the perfect new Powerbook Bag.
Requirements:
Must hold my 12″ Powerbook with panache and security.
Must not look like everyone else’s bag.
Must serve as a purse if I so desire it.
Ideally messenger style or backpack.
Lots of sub pockets for […]

Wacky wacky web.

So last night I’m hanging out at Zeitgeist to help a pal celebrate his birthday.
At one point he exclaimed loudly “I LOVE HOOCHIE MAMAs” and additionally managed to step up to the challenge of reciting a spontaneous haiku. Which he did in I believe 5, 9, and 6 and a half syllable slurry […]

Yo

If you live in SF and have a street facing home or apartment and have NOT yet nabbed a JaneKim for School Board sign for your window, please let me know THIS WEEK and I will personally meet up with you and deliver this. If you would like to have one for your CAR […]

Planning.

When asking someone to fight lions,
Do not tell them that there’s only 1 lion, when it’s actually a pride. Or two.
With sharp teeth.
And very hungry.
And in bad temperment.
And then send them in armed with a plastic fork.