Oh my aching head.
Ze: How you doing?
Moi: Terrible.
Ze: Really?
Moi: Oh my sweet head.
Ze: Ah.
Moi: Yeah.
Ze: So you’re wearing orange flipflops. To work. On a Wednesday.
Moi: Yes.
Ze: Why?
Moi: Hawaiian Style.
Ze: Huh?
Moi: In hawaii, when it rains, you wear flipflops. Your feet are going to get wet anyway… but this way your feet dry faster.
Ze: I see.
Moi: Makes sense.
Ze: Except that only makes sense in Hawaii. Here in SF, it’s cold. And damp. Did you do that in Michigan.
Moi: Sometimes.
Ze: So very strange. Ok. Right.You’re going to make yourself sicker.
Moi: Oh yeah, that too. Sinuses have enough pressure to turn coal into diamonds.
Ze: That sucks.
Moi: Plus I got blisters on my little hooves.
Ze: From what?
Moi: I think I…
Ze: You think you what?
Moi: I think I danced last night.
Ze: You *think*?
Moi: Oh my aching head.
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