Hey kids! It is me, Super Sexy Anonymous Guest Blogger, here to share some nuggets of wisdom and wit with Miss Min Jung’s readers. Please enjoy the following true life dialogue where the part of “Mom” is played by my mother and the part of “Me” is played by “Me.”
Mom: What is that scrubby thing in your shower?
Me: It is a Korean washing cloth. It is used to exfoliate and make your skin softer.
Mom: Where did you get it?
Me: Remember my blogging friend from San Francisco that stayed with me during SXSW? She gave it to me.
Mom: Well, you should call Mai Ling and ask her to send you some more.
Me: Mom…her name is Min Jung.
Mom: I knew that.
Later on that day:
Mom: My skin is so soft. Seriously, you need to ask Mai Ling for more Vietnamese scrubbing cloths.
Me: They aren’t Vietnamese, Mom. Plus, her name is Min Jung. If you can’t remember it, just call her MJ.
Mom: MJ, I think I can remember that.
Even later on that day:
Mom: Why don’t you call her now?
Me: Tell you what mom, if you can remember her name, I will call her right now.
Mom: *thinking* LBJ?
Me: *giggling*
Mom: WHAT?!?