Wacky wacky web.
So last night I’m hanging out at Zeitgeist to help a pal celebrate his birthday.
At one point he exclaimed loudly “I LOVE HOOCHIE MAMAs” and additionally managed to step up to the challenge of reciting a spontaneous haiku. Which he did in I believe 5, 9, and 6 and a half syllable slurry increments. (Close enough) Provided he woke up on time today, I beleive he had a speaking engagement at that web too pointy oh thingie.
Out of sheer curiousity I checked out the bio/speakers list and had the following thoughts go through my head as I scanned through. In no particular order.
Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.
Heard of her.
I think he’s on my orkut.
Met him.
Did I kiss this guy?
Yes I kissed that guy.
I made fun of that guy’s funny shaped head.
This guy I talked to about Highlander 3 vs Highlander 2.
That guy I’ve seen drunk.
Kissed that guy.
Kissed that guy too.
Didn’t kiss that guy but then again, I’ve heard that he’d break up with someone over text msging.
Would *never* kiss that guy.
Never heard of him.
Never heard of him.
Never heard of her.
Has more money than God.
Also has more money than God.
Definitley has more money than either of those guys who have more money than God.
If I thought long enough we probably have 4 people in common.
Passed me ketchup at a wedding and owns a very expensive tea sugar bowl.
Don’t know that guy.
Hmmm do I know that guy?
He’s a freak. F.R.E.A.K.
Huh.
Ohhhh he’s awesome! Wow… how nice to know he’s doing well.
Probably my ex-coworker’s new boss.
Wow, didn’t know he did that.
Huh. So *that’*s what he does.
Why is *that person* speaking?
Never heard of him.
Huh.
Huh.
Never heard of him.
Huh.
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