Hey kids! It’s me, Anonymous Guest Blogger! I wanted to share a little something having to do with the fabulous hostess-with-the-mostess, Min Jung. My mom came to visit me a short while ago, and while she is getting on in age, I never expected the mind to go so quickly. Next thing you know, she’ll be wandering around IHOP wearing nothing but the remains of her Rutti Tutti Fresh and Fruity breakfast special.
Mom: What is that scrubby thing in your shower?
Me: It is a Korean washing cloth. It is used to exfoliate and make your skin softer.
Mom: Where did you get it?
Me: Remember my blogging friend from San Francisco who stayed with me during SXSW? She gave it to me.
Mom: Well, you should call Mai Ling and ask her to send you some more.
Me: Mom…her name is Min Jung.
Mom: I knew that.
Later on that day:
Mom: My skin is so soft. Seriously, you need to ask Mai Ling for more Vietnamese scrubbing cloths.
Me: They aren’t Vietnamese, Mom. Plus, her name is Min Jung. If you can’t remember it, just call her MJ.
Mom: MJ, I think I can remember that.
Even later on that day:
Mom: Why don’t you call her now?
Me: Tell you what mom, if you can remember her name, I will call her right now.
Mom: *thinking* LBJ?
Me: *giggling*
Mom: WHAT?!?