My Milkshake is so Better than Yours
Convo w/ the Vain and Silly:
V&S: I need to lose weight.
Moi: Don’t be silly. You’re Gorgeous. Goy-Jeyous!
V&S: Well they say you can never be too rich or too thin.
Moi: Pht.. Sure.
V&S: So I’m trying that whole South Beach Diet thing.
Moi: And that’s going well?
V&S: Eh… it’s ok.
Moi: Me, I’m on that North Beach Diet thing.
V&S: What’s that?
Moi: Oh. Pizza. Pasta. Greasy Chinese Food. Strippers.
V&S: Nice.
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