Conversation with the Kissing Bandit: 8.9.04
Moi: Well?
Kissing Bandit: Ugh.
Moi: That bad?
Kissing Bandit: Worse.
Moi: You mean you had to talk to what’s his bucket with the tattoo.
Kissing Bandit: Yup.
Moi: He still had the tattoo.
Kissing Bandit: Yup.
Moi: He still miss you madly.
Kissing Bandit: Yup.
Moi: So what made it bad.
Kissing Bandit:…
Moi: …
Kissing Bandit:…
Moi: No.
Kissing Bandit: Yes.
Moi: No!
Kissing Bandit: uh… Yes.
Moi: NO! FUCKING NO! NO! NO!
Kissing Bandit: Uh. Yes.
Moi: I can’t believed you hooked up with him. I mean… I understand ex sex but Jayzus!
Kissing Bandit: I know.
Moi: Well was it as good as you remembered?
Kissing Bandit:Definitely not.
Moi: Oh. Shit.
Kissing Bandit: Yeah. Actually the ex sex was pretty bad.
Moi: OH NO!
KB: So not worth it.
Moi: How come we haven’t bought you a chastity belt yet?
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