KB: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK PANCAKES!
Moi: What up, g? Sipping too much of the haterade?
KB: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY LAWN GNOMES FUCK FUCK!
Moi: No, seriously. What up?
KB: FUCKING WEDDING INVITATION WHERE MY EX WILL BE THERE!
Moi: So? You look hot. No big deal. Besides, it’s been *forever*. Right?
KB: FUCK. BUT I GOTTA SIT AT THE SINGLES TABLE!
Moi: And so? Isn’t that your usual traulling grounds?
KB: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK — YOU DON’T GET IT! J***’s GOING TO BE THERE!
Moi: Oh. Motherfucking. Shit.
KB: …
Moi: Uh…Did he ever get that tattoo of your name removed?