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The Reason Why I Don’t Do Drugs

True story. My mom traumatized me when I was about nine. Just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to neurosis. btw, for this story to make sense you need to know two things.
#1. My mom spoke with a severely thick Korean accent and my Catholic name “Julia” winds up sounding like “Joooddiah” #2. […]

Archive: The Hawaii Incident

I was at a wedding in hawaii a few years back and got a little too smashed at the reception. Around that time, I’d just completed my purple belt in Tae Kwon Do. Anyways, drunk, flirtatious, and feeling a little feisty,
I proceded to flip three or four of the groomsmen flat on their asses. […]

Archive: on White Guys Hitting On M

Archive: on White Guys Hitting On Me
On White Guys Hitting On Me
YOU WANT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN”T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
White boys dont’ do it for me… Sorry, and sincerely no offense intended.
I tend fuzz out when they talk to me at bars. Sometimes I am damn near hostile. Especially when I can […]

Archive: on AngerFor me, anger is like this. Physics. The Properties of Certain Chemicals.A gas in a compressed space. It heats up, expands, creates pressure, expands into a larger space and requires a release valve. Sometimes its’ unbearable and seems to feed itself with further anger. I sometimes get to the point of […]

Archive: Sense of Romance

Archive:What happened to my sense of romance?I guess it’s just been few and far between since I had them romance muscles worked over, you know what I mean? And no, I’m not referring to *those* muscles. Though everyone should do keigel excercises daily. No, really, do 20 reps of 5 squeezes while you read […]

Archive: Flirting Philosophy

Archive: Flirting Philosophy — Next.Plainly enough, it’s the delusional assertion that no one, and I mean no one, is out of my league.
Flirting is not about the drama and weight of a particular interaction with one person to decide if “They are *the one*” or not so much as the comfrot i knowintg that […]

Archive: AolizaDialogue/Monologue with Kev-Rock’s superstar machination Aoliza.
Mjkim1974: hello thereAoliza: how do you do. please state your problem. Mjkim1974: i hate talking to folks who don’t have a real interest in what i have to say Aoliza: what is it you really want to know? Mjkim1974: what is it that really defines humanity? Aoliza: have you […]

Archive:Hentai
There is a constant sense of surrealty to my life and the more observant I become of my surroundings, and more culturally aware I am, the more the ludicrous nature of the world around me reveals itself to me.
While walking to one day around christmas time, we walked past Union Square amidst children looking as […]

Archive: on why I hate clubbing.On Dancing with Men At ClubsSure, you ask me to dance and I’ll likely say yes. What could a dance hurt. *Shrug*.But please.
Do *Not* stare at my chest while dancing. Even when a button has accidentally popped off and my brassiere accidentally flashes beneath black lights while in a groove […]

Tech Support Dorkdom

Archive: Tech Support DorkdomTrue storyI dunno why this shit always happens to me. I’m home from work earlier this evening and I’m taking apart my computer, realizing that my pants are kind of static-ky (you know, those kind of rustle rustle rustle type of running pants that i absolutely never go running in) i decide […]

Archive: Ammy Awards: Full Report: 2001OK,
It was too fricking long for IIstix to allow it to run unedited but if you want the full report on the road trip & etc.Enjoy reading.
Props to ii Stix for hooking us up and Ernie for letting me drive his phat Saturn.Pictures can be foundHere (Three pages full […]

Archive: Christmas 1996Christmas 1996I like my stepmom a lot. She’s super cool and I recall the first christmas she spent with my father as I went home that year. Dad and I had a fight regarding the boyfriend taht I had at the time and insisted on telling my father about. I recall […]

Archive:Ninja of Love - Or The Nun.Sometimes I wonder if I make myself hard to love. Easy to like, easy to be with, easy to joke around with, but hard to love. Tremendously guarded and deft with deflections of amorous intentions. I’ve been told by an exboyfriend (yes he’s evil) […]

Archive: So what’s my name mean?
Well, here’s the story that my pops told me.
Apparently was originally named Kyung Ah but Daddy didn’t think the name was lucky enough,so he spent a sum of money to have my name changed into Min Jung.Something luckier, according to him.
Not sure what the exact characters in Chinese mean, but […]

Archive: Morning RitualsMorning rituals are good.Crawl out of bed.Snooze.Crawl back into bed.
Scratch the flat soft skin on my belly.
Repeat.
Stretch.Hit Off on alarm.Stumble into shower.LatherRinseApply conditionerRepeat
Try not to ruminate about weird dreams involving strangers in a strange home, dissappointing sexual encounters, and the quest for pregnancy or assisting unemployed rappers with sales jobs at the Gap.
Scrub, […]