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What was I *thinking*?!

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So tonight after work, a bunch loads of us went out for dinner and drinks.
Hung out at the bubble lounge and oy,

GOT INTERVIEWED BY HBO – REAL SEX RE: MASTURBATION, ORAL SEX, THE MILE HIGH CLUB, AND FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITIONS.

I totally had the deer in headlights, blushing ridiculousness. So much for talking mad game about my swerve. It’s true. I’m so all talk. And when placed in front of a camera and poised with questions on sex, I blush. Muchly.
Anil talked mad game and Dunstan had the BEST LINES EVER.

I came off as ever unsexy, awkward, and sexually frustrated.
And oh yeah, “the martha stewart of blow jobs.”

Brilliant.

*Brilliant*

The rest of us all were just mad orgy head scratching and massaging each other on the velvet couches.

I could tell you more, but there were secrets told and sworn by.
My troth is my word, dear peeps.

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5 comments to “What was I *thinking*?!”

  1. Comment by eric:
    Saturday, June 26th 2004 at 1:00 pm

    sounds like you need to be covertly enrolled in the Yejiwon!
    i prolly would have dove in with the rejoinder “…and i am the bob vila of cunnilingus!”
    come to think of it…good thing i was not there.

  2. Comment by Claire:
    Monday, June 28th 2004 at 6:17 am

    Wow, that’s cool! I always thought those Real Sex interviews were set up (uhh, not that I watch it often or anything!). I guess people will talk about anything after a few drinks.

  3. Comment by Gil:
    Wednesday, June 30th 2004 at 1:20 pm

    Just wait ’til your coworkers come across the Real Sex clips… pure hilarity!

  4. Comment by Adam M.:
    Thursday, July 1st 2004 at 7:42 am

    The rest of us all were just mad orgy head scratching and massaging each other on the velvet couches.

    Wow. When I’ve read articles describing the blogging community as “incestuous” I always thought it was metaphorical. Clearly, I’m hanging out with the wrong people… ;-)

    RE: coworkers (#3)

    Gil, for that to be a problem her coworkers would have to admit to watching Real Sex first. At least here in conservative ‘ol Kansas, that’s not very likely. I suppose SF might be another matter altogether, though.

  5. Comment by Andy Budd:
    Friday, August 20th 2004 at 11:19 am

    lol. I can only imagine what Dunstan talked about. All those long winter nights in Dorset, with only the sheep to keep him company :-)

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