So tonight after work, a bunch loads of us went out for dinner and drinks.
Hung out at the bubble lounge and oy,
GOT INTERVIEWED BY HBO – REAL SEX RE: MASTURBATION, ORAL SEX, THE MILE HIGH CLUB, AND FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITIONS.
I totally had the deer in headlights, blushing ridiculousness. So much for talking mad game about my swerve. It’s true. I’m so all talk. And when placed in front of a camera and poised with questions on sex, I blush. Muchly.
Anil talked mad game and Dunstan had the BEST LINES EVER.
I came off as ever unsexy, awkward, and sexually frustrated.
And oh yeah, “the martha stewart of blow jobs.”
Brilliant.
*Brilliant*
The rest of us all were just mad orgy head scratching and massaging each other on the velvet couches.
I could tell you more, but there were secrets told and sworn by.
My troth is my word, dear peeps.