What was I *thinking*?!
By Min Jung. Filed in Just Me |So tonight after work, a bunch loads of us went out for dinner and drinks.
Hung out at the bubble lounge and oy,
GOT INTERVIEWED BY HBO – REAL SEX RE: MASTURBATION, ORAL SEX, THE MILE HIGH CLUB, AND FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITIONS.
I totally had the deer in headlights, blushing ridiculousness. So much for talking mad game about my swerve. It’s true. I’m so all talk. And when placed in front of a camera and poised with questions on sex, I blush. Muchly.
Anil talked mad game and Dunstan had the BEST LINES EVER.
I came off as ever unsexy, awkward, and sexually frustrated.
And oh yeah, “the martha stewart of blow jobs.”
Brilliant.
*Brilliant*
The rest of us all were just mad orgy head scratching and massaging each other on the velvet couches.
I could tell you more, but there were secrets told and sworn by.
My troth is my word, dear peeps.



Saturday, June 26th 2004 at 1:00 pm
sounds like you need to be covertly enrolled in the Yejiwon!
i prolly would have dove in with the rejoinder “…and i am the bob vila of cunnilingus!”
come to think of it…good thing i was not there.
Monday, June 28th 2004 at 6:17 am
Wow, that’s cool! I always thought those Real Sex interviews were set up (uhh, not that I watch it often or anything!). I guess people will talk about anything after a few drinks.
Wednesday, June 30th 2004 at 1:20 pm
Just wait ’til your coworkers come across the Real Sex clips… pure hilarity!
Thursday, July 1st 2004 at 7:42 am
Wow. When I’ve read articles describing the blogging community as “incestuous” I always thought it was metaphorical. Clearly, I’m hanging out with the wrong people…
RE: coworkers (#3)
Gil, for that to be a problem her coworkers would have to admit to watching Real Sex first. At least here in conservative ‘ol Kansas, that’s not very likely. I suppose SF might be another matter altogether, though.
Friday, August 20th 2004 at 11:19 am
lol. I can only imagine what Dunstan talked about. All those long winter nights in Dorset, with only the sheep to keep him company