MinJungKim.com Braindump v 6.0 Gah. I’m still doing this?

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26 June 2004 @ 3am

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What was I *thinking*?!

So tonight after work, a bunch loads of us went out for dinner and drinks.
Hung out at the bubble lounge and oy,

GOT INTERVIEWED BY HBO - REAL SEX RE: MASTURBATION, ORAL SEX, THE MILE HIGH CLUB, AND FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITIONS.

I totally had the deer in headlights, blushing ridiculousness. So much for talking mad game about my swerve. It’s true. I’m so all talk. And when placed in front of a camera and poised with questions on sex, I blush. Muchly.
Anil talked mad game and Dunstan had the BEST LINES EVER.

I came off as ever unsexy, awkward, and sexually frustrated.
And oh yeah, “the martha stewart of blow jobs.”

Brilliant.

*Brilliant*

The rest of us all were just mad orgy head scratching and massaging each other on the velvet couches.

I could tell you more, but there were secrets told and sworn by.
My troth is my word, dear peeps.


5 Comments

Posted by
eric
26 June 2004 @ 1pm

sounds like you need to be covertly enrolled in the Yejiwon!
i prolly would have dove in with the rejoinder “…and i am the bob vila of cunnilingus!”
come to think of it…good thing i was not there.


Posted by
Claire
28 June 2004 @ 6am

Wow, that’s cool! I always thought those Real Sex interviews were set up (uhh, not that I watch it often or anything!). I guess people will talk about anything after a few drinks.


Posted by
Gil
30 June 2004 @ 1pm

Just wait ’til your coworkers come across the Real Sex clips… pure hilarity!


Posted by
Adam M.
1 July 2004 @ 7am

The rest of us all were just mad orgy head scratching and massaging each other on the velvet couches.

Wow. When I’ve read articles describing the blogging community as “incestuous” I always thought it was metaphorical. Clearly, I’m hanging out with the wrong people… ;-)

RE: coworkers (#3)

Gil, for that to be a problem her coworkers would have to admit to watching Real Sex first. At least here in conservative ‘ol Kansas, that’s not very likely. I suppose SF might be another matter altogether, though.


Posted by
Andy Budd
20 August 2004 @ 11am

lol. I can only imagine what Dunstan talked about. All those long winter nights in Dorset, with only the sheep to keep him company :-)


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