Today’s Thunk 06.23.04
Glass is transparent because it is essentially an extraordinarily slow moving liquid.
Funny how you can make liquid shatter and cut yourself on the palm with it, isn’t it?
That’s like saying your coffee is prone to outbursts of violence and could likely strangle you when you’re not looking.
Also, as discussed with Molly yesterday, I’m not a fan of bugs. I’ll tolerate spiders because they eat other bugs but for the most part, I’d like to avoid them. Zach was helping me usher a moth out of the house. I think I exclaimed that I hated moths because they tend to eat through the italian wool jacket that you earned by giving a blow job to.. oh wait.
Also, the worst type of moth is the unemployed-barrista-moth.
Don’t ask. 3 snifts of scotch into it, I’m not even sure why that was so funny, but it was.

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