Key’s to Success
Today I was told that I smelt “Mighty Fine”
To the effect of having peeps come up, touch my hair and hold it under nose.
And to encourage friends to walk by me slowly.
The key to success where it comes to smelling “mighty fine” are these:
1.Take a shower. Especially if you’ve been stinky all day from doing laundry, running errands and packing. Lots of packing.
2. Brush your teeth. If you’re me and have been playing leftover roulette, this is particularly a good idea.
3. Dress in new clothes. Those most recently purchased online that happen to fit well are particularly flattering. That assymetrical zipper sweater top? Very nice. But ya know.. you don’t have to tell folks that it looks good on you because you have odd shaped tits. They will either a) not really believe you (but look at your chest just to *be sure*. or b) spend the rest of the evening trying *not* to look at your tits in efforts to ascertain if you were joking or not when you made that blythe comment …rejoicing because someone is finally looking at your piquant though paltry (and earnestly symetrical and just fine) bosoms is really not appropriate either.
4. Put on that perfume you’ve been saving for special occaisons. Every day, if you make it is a special occasion. I go with Chanel. Chrystalle.
5. Wear your hair down. Spritz with Aveda Brilliant for both shine and damage control. Plus it smells lovely.
6. Mix with the scent of hypster partydom. This includes a cocktail of your own personal “swerve” musk, single malt scotch sipped from an elegant flask and vanilla clove cigarettes.
7. Add laughter and red lipstick.
And then act like it was effortless.
Cuz you’re *always* this fabu.
Right.
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