Convo with the Kissing Bandit 06.01.04
Moi: So what’s the latest?
Kissing Bandit: Going over funny conversations that I’ve had during this fabulous holiday weekend!
Moi: Oh…I see…so where were you off to this time?
KB: Mostly spent some delightful time in bed. On the phone. Giggling.
Moi: Uh oh. What’s his name this time?
KB: Oh, it’s not like that.
Moi: Then what’s up. Do share!
KB: Well… a) just realizing that so many of the fabulous women that I know rarely appreciate themselves fully. b) i need a fan club too. c) the best way to get a fan club in this regard is to lavish well earned compliments on those fabulous women that I’m friends with as well.
Moi: Ah, ego snack for ego snack. Brilliant. Lay something on me.
KB: Bah, you’re to smart to require such silly and puerile compliments.
Moi: Especially when you pose it like that. Still, I’m vain. And could use an ego cookie.
KB: Bah, don’t waste my time.
Moi: Fine. So what’s on your mind today?
KB: Famous last words.
Moi: Like?
KB: Hmmm let me read you something from a while back…was cleaning out the emails… *********CENSORED************
Moi: Huh. Boat metaphors. Entrapment. Guilt. Stupidity. Wait… is this the one that…?
KB: Yes. But on many levels, the statement from quite a while back is trully ironic.
Moi: As in 10,000 spoons when all you need are chopsticks? Or the boating/pirates thingie?
KB: Arrrrgh!
Moi: What else? Did I tell you about my discussion with the Tattoo Princess today?
KB: No! How is that darling coffee crumble cake?
Moi: Dandy. Just dandy. We’ve come up with a brilliant theory.
KB: And what’s that?
Moi: Well… we have come to the conclusion that tornados and the like must have tastebuds.
KB: Do go on.
Moi: And that trailer parks must taste like bacon.
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