Conversation with the Kissing Bandit: 04.16.04
Kissing Bandit: I have this theory.
Moi: Out with it. What’s it this time?
KB: I think that the Filipinos are ze French of the Asia.
Moi: Explain.
KB: Well, they’re wildy romantic lovers, they sing, they have great stamina, good sized…uh equipment, and smoke like all hell.
Moi: Go on.
KB: And they’re also very bad drivers.
Moi: Ok…
KB: And it’s just like my observation that the Koreans are the Irish of the Asia.
Moi: Blah blah blah. Heard it before. Hyper Christian. Civil War.
KB: And don’t forget the drinking and bar brawls.
Moi: Your theory is wrong.
KB: Oh *really*. Why do you say that?
Moi: Name one Filipino that likes Jerry Lewis.
KB: …
Moi: Yeah, I thought so.
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