Lovely Day
I’ve had the most lovely day.
Most of which was spent reclining while on the phone, giggling haphazardly.
“Do you like pinacoladas?”
“Why yes I do. Do you like getting caught in the rain?”
“On occasion, yes.”
Don’t ask me why this delights me to no end.
Additionally, great news!
My phone has features I had never known before.
No seriously.
I’ve had my new phone for less than a week now. And while it has all these nifty customization functions so that you can personalize caller ID with ringtones and light patterns and even photos of your friends, I have not had a chance to do any of these dorktastic things yet.
I was on the phone with a fella when all of a sudden, some techno music started playing. I rushed to my computer thinking that perhaps the mouse had moved and had clicked onto a site with a sound file. Nope.
My phone was going ballistic. All dancing queen shit. Seriously, I think if I’d let it ring some more a hologram of Beyonce would have popped up.
Who was on the line? Ernie.
My phone knew to play queeny twinky techno music and get all rolling glowtastic when he called.
Seriously.
Who knew that the Motorola V600 had special psychic features? Gaydar! Not me. Certainly.
The night was capped off to celebrate Mr. Philo’s marvy birthday.
A saucy night full of pink splendor. I got to see gay men wear pink and mosh into each other. No, seriously.
I go to bed with good dreams. Great fricking crime fighting dreams.
Life is grand.
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